1. NONSTOP TO NOWHERE

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

Well, it's five o'clock in the morning
And I can't fall asleep again
Times are changing and moving fast
Way too fast for me
Seems like only yesterday
I was skipping school and stealing gasoline

I've been talking
I guess you call it talking a white lie
One minute I'm on top of the world
And the next thing you know

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

Sometimes I just and daydream
And I just slip away from here
If only I had a crystal ball
Or could invent a time machine
I'd go into the future, take a good look around
And see what life has in store for me

I've been walking
I guess you call it walking a thin line
One minute I'm on top of the world
And the next thing you know

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

It's like a chain gang
I know the exit but my problems
Seem to follow me wherever I go
Nonstop to nowhere

I don't believe the preachers
They're just sticking out their hands
I don't believe the government
And who is this Uncle Sam
Mr. Conductor will you help me off this train
Well, I believe I'm on the wrong one
And it's taking me down the drain


2. TOO TIGHT

It's not safe, can't you understand
Your puppy love noose got my balls in hand
And it ain't easy being me
I don't understand myself
It's not the season for a sweetheart relation
It's out of my hands when the feeling leaves the station
Really I don't need this house of pain

You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again

It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight

Down around the corner at Rosco's kitchen
You're giving me the runs with all your bitchin
You're a fool child, a fool to fall for me
Maybe someday I'll get my house in the meadow
Put a bun in the oven, throw away my stiletto
Really I don't know just where or when

You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again

It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight

Maybe I'm dumb, yeah maybe I'm stupid
But I say shoot that stupid ass Cupid
If he knocks, knocks on my door again


3. CHARGE ME UP

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's not that I need someone to help me
Drag me out of bed and brush my teeth
I'm as aggravated as an old hound dog
Trying to remember where I buried my bone
Knocked off my feet and on my back
And these damn shorts are creeping up my crack
And it's hard to feel the sun when I'm sittin in the shade
It's all a bore to me when everything stays the same

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

I hate to sound ungrateful
But honey I could take to a little more of your energy
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
You finally got me out from under my stone
And the big old dog finally found his bone
Back on my feet and off my back
And ripped those shorts right out of my crack
And it's good to feel the sun, I'm out of the shade
What was a bore to me just up and went away

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come down
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's just bad company
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
Just a fix is all I need

I don't need to paid vacation
To get me electrified
Got me a sweet little power station
That keeps me satisfied


4. YOU'RE SO VAIN

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your skirt strategically hiked up on one thigh
Your scarf was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
You think you're so damn hot
And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll be you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naïve
You said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams there were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll be you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse it naturally won
You jumped into your jet and flew to Nova Scotia
To see a total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
When you're not you're with
Somebody's boyfriend
Somebody's boyfriend and