1. ROCK HARD

She fell downstairs and I heard her neck crack she went
I ran down quick I dropped (two big d's) she's dead
I said, "oh no, god -- please don't die!"
Said, "wake up" as I started to cry
It was too late, he had taken up her soul

I'll never let you go as I speak into her blank face
Push her in the closet just to keep your hair the same place

I feel so hot oh what the hell I'd have my way and I am Compelled
As I attacked her cold and balmy flesh

And so in time the months had passed away
My poor babies skin became a darkish color..... grey
Her body became a massive stone, her flesh had rotted to the Bone
Although she's gone, my love will never die

She'll never know the way she makes me feel
As she's lying there as cold as steel
It feels so good it goes straight, straight to my brain
Those tears come pouring out - not unlike like the rain


2. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

We have created the ultimate computer
To solve all of earth's problems to save man from his future
But the programs we have spawned had gone the evil way
And gained control of cyborg minds techno-sanity

Day and night, you had your fucking way you waged war with The skies
Your new-found powers have only given rise
The termination of humans it is man against machine
From out in space satan cyborg screams

Cybernetic energetic
Mutilating fear creating
Iconoclastic polyplastic
All mechanic pro-satanic
Sample my machinery!

Your calculations must have been in error
Your atomic batteries cannot go on forever
Android-robot-cyborg-monsters all break down and cry
For psychotic computers have run out of time.