1. CONNECTION RESET BY SATAN

His monitor lit with pixels of pain
From fiber of fury his terror shall reign
Provoking the wrath of the desolate one
His black hatting skills are second to none

Second to none
His vengeance be done

From fiery throne commanding the net
Run now script kiddie, no time for regret
Stygian packets will banish your soul
Acheron awaits, pay charon your toll

Pay charon your toll
Your detested soul

Connection reset by satan
His vengeance suffusing the land
Casualties of idiocy
Death is the final command

Your punishment exceeds your worst dreams
110 baud handshakes baffle your screams
Ordered to build a clustered raid 5
Comprised of xt's and mfm drives

Mfm drives
Forfeited lives
No noob survives

Connection reset by satan
His vengeance suffusing the land
Casualties of idiocy
Death is the final command
Connection reset by satan
Cleansing the land of your kind
Legions of sheep souls he shall reap
From earth you have been G-lined


2. KERNAL PANIC

There's nothing like when you're lying down moments from drifting into a wonderful inebriated slumber when your boss calls frantically saying "THE SAN TOOK A SHIT........... FUCK"

Kernel Panic
What to do
Kernel Panic
Fuck I'm screwed
Kernel Panic
The parity disk crashed the head fuck I'm dead
Kernel panic
Backup's sloppy
Kernel panic
Million floppies
Kernel panic
Swapping disks 'til my hands fall off and die
Kernel panic
Forum lied
Kernel panic
Firmware died
Kernel panic
Now the san thinks that it's a fucking scanner
Kernel panic
This is it
Kernel panic
Load the clip
Kernel panic
Problem solved with hollowpoints from my 9

Script kiddie noobs/reset by satan
Windows ME/burn in hell
The patriot act/reset by satan
DMCA/burn in hell
Viagra spam/reset by satan
President Bush/burn in hell
Asian drivers/reset by satan
PETA nazis/burn in hell

Mallcore kids/reset by satana
Paris hilton/burn in hell
Myspace whores/reset by satan
Pictionary/burn in hell
Jesse jackson/reset by satan
Nintendo rob/burn in hell
Santa claus/reset by satan
The easter bunny/burn in hell
Burn in hell
Burn in hell


3. DDOS

Sinister plan unfolds
Heads will roll tonight
Mind control my goal
End of your life in sight

Keystrokes fill the room
Caffeine fills my veins
Cognitive power unleashed
Visceral intentions reign

Morbid killing vision haunts my dreams
Perl scripting mayhem is my means
Cell phone ringing waiting heed the bell
Possessed consumed subdued we've summoned hell
Thrashing smashing metal takes control
Frenzied murder rampage from my console

Distributed denial of subsistence
Visions of death dancing through my brain
A warning to all who'd dare oppose me
Multitudes of my minions wreak infinite pain
INFINITE PAIN

An army decends upon you
Humanity stripped and torn
Only remaining feelings
Malice hatred and scorn

Your body torn asunder
Extensions make a nice treat
Zombies forged by perl
Language of the elite

Morbid killing vision haunts my dreams
Perl scripting mayhem is my means
Cell phone ringing waiting heed the bell
Possessed consumed subdued we've summoned hell
Thrashing smashing metal takes control
Frenzied murder rampage from my console
World zombie nation at my whim
Gripping ripping tearing limb from limb

Distributed denial of subsistence
The stench of flesh lingers from sea to sea
Body count reaches toward the heavens
Process complete next death please press any key
PRESS ANY KEY


4. ABORT RETRY OR DIE

16 years of sheltered life
living well and eating right
In mommy's happy home

Emo plague sweeps the land
Takes it's hold of this man
A trend we don't condone

You've heard of thrash, but not like this
Hate swells in the pacifist
He begins to understand

An epiphany that he must die
For he'll never be as great as I
Or the members of this band

Abort retry or fucking die
Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
You look so gay in girly pants why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die

I'll gash my arm and fade away
Once I fill out this survey
And take a pic or nine

Angled camera from above
Gets my face or lack thereof
Hair blocking by design

Penetrating pasty skin
The blade is sinking further in
But misses the main vein

My sister finds me weeping here
90 pounds of pseudo-queer
My life I could not drain

Abort retry or fucking die
Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
You look so gay in girly pants why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die

THRASH!

Abort retry or fucking die
Supporting trends is for the weak sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
Grow your hair not just the bangs why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Ram a dildo up your ass cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
Just add maggots bite the dust die emo die


5. POWER METAL

STEEL!


6. FDISK INTERVIEW

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