1. BARS IN ASTORIA

So here it is.
I'm in the Bronx.
I'm on the 1
I'm on the run
I'm going back to Queens.

I walk through the door, and look who it is.
I didn't think I'd see you but I'm glad I did.

I can't believe you didn't see this coming.
You should have read my lyrics a little closer.

Ask me how much I paid my lawyer.
You should have read my lyrics a little closer.

You've got that crazy look in your eyes again.

So here's the deal.
I'm at the precint, not released yet
And they're calling you a punk
I thought you hated cops?
911 Speed Dial
Keeping the phone unlocked

Don't forget I know where you sleep at night.

Somebody help me please.
Somebody help me please.
I swear to god I'll pull this trigger.
Swear to god I'll pull this trigger.

And watch your soul flow out.


2. I THOUGHT YOU MET TELLY AND TURNED ME INTO CASPER

I'm probably the worst fuck you ever had
I apologize the best I can
How could you not understand?
That you shut me out when you let him in

(I want you cumming inside me)

Oh god
Oh my god this can't be happening

Why me?
Oh why me?

Tell me was he worth it?

I just want you to know
That you're the reason I got tested
And because of you I'm at the clinic hoping, praying

Please God
Let me be negative
7 years bad luck
A never ending gift
From the filth you fucked

(I want you cumming inside me)

Why? Why me?