1. DEATHSQUAD DEMONGODS

We went to our cars, and got out guitars
Then played em, and slayed all the drunks in the bar
We're hard battle tested, and bullet proof vested
Fuck with us and you'll wind up with scars.

Deathsquad Demongods
We'll rock ya all night, and part of every day
Deathsquad Demongods
Don't like to brag- but I do it anyway.

Underground we dwell, makin' music in hell
Comin out to rock ya, and we do it real well
We shout it loud, all across the land
We're demon gods
Your new favorite fuckin' band.

The very next day, we go on our way
To Fresno, SLO, and then to LA
Las Cruces, El Paso, we do get around
We woulda done Dallas but the van broke down.

Deathsquad Demongods
We'll rock ya all night, and part of every day
Deathsquad Demongods
Dont like to brag- but we do anyway.

We rock the nation, we're an infestation
You're new gods are here, so congratulations!
It's gettin wild, we're gettin outta hand
We're demon gods
Your new favorite fuckin' band.

Death, squad
Demon gods
Death, squad
Demon gods.

Underground we dwell, makin' music in hell
Comin out to rock ya, and we do it real well
We shout it loud, all across the land
We're demon gods
We rock the nation, We're an infestation
You're new gods are here, so congratulations
We're gettin wild, it's getting outta hand
We're demon gods
Your new favorite fuckin' band.

Death, squad
Demon gods
Death, squad
Demon gods.

Deathsquad Demongods
Your new favorite fuckin' band
Deathsquad Demongods
Your new favorite fuckin' band
Deathsquad Demongods
Your new favorite fuckin' band
Deathsquad Demongods
We're hard battle tested, n bullet proof vested
Fuck with us and you'll wind up arreste.


2. EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE GUY

Liquor store, quarter to 4
I walked in and my jaw hit the floor
She's standin' in line, lookin' so fine
With a six pack of beer that she's too young to buy
We went outside, said I'd give her a ride
That my car was the porsche, but that's really a lie
She told me no way, and said it was lame
That I never even told her my name.

I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy

Well, I used to have money, I used to have cash
But my dad was a dick, tossed me out on my ass
Losin' my wealth wasn't great for my health
I'm stuck in this city left to fend for myself
It's hard to handle the day to day grind
Love is so hard to find think I'm outta my mind
I told her my story, it brought her to tears
Then we went home and drank all her beer.

I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy.

Oh yeah
Once I had it all
Late night hot tub parties
Velvet ropes and flowing Crystal
Slutty rich girls in cocktail dresses
Said goodbye to life's excesses
Had to rely on my own success
How can you smile when you're this depressed?
At my lowest, I opened my eyes
Took rock bottom to realize
Rich or poor, low or high
I'm still your favorite guy.

I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy.

Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite guy.


3. DIRTY LITTLE LIAR

Little devil, walkin' down the street
Path of carnage, everyone she meets
Unless you want your luck headin' south
Don't believe whats common' outta her mouth.

Dirty little liar
Lookin' so hot, talkin' your smack
With your fingers crossed behind your back
Dirty Little Liar
Doin' your song and dance with your pants
On fire.

She'll be gone once your money's spent
Really good at acting innocent
Nasty habits and she's real strong willed
If you could see through her disguise
you'd see she's covered in filth.

Dirty little liar
Lookin' so hot, talkin' your smack
With your fingers crossed behind your back
Dirty Little Liar
Doin' your song and dance with your pants
On fire.

Liar, Liar
Dirty little liar
Dirty little liar
Oh yeah! Oh yeah.

Dirty little liar
Lookin' so hot, talkin' your smack
With your fingers crossed behind your back
Dirty Little Liar
Doin' your song and dance with your pants
On fire.


4. APOCALYPSE JOE

He began with a plan
A crate of tnt and a gun in his hand
He rides a horse called war
Black as your soul with a skull for a brand
Where he goes, no one knows, and he's taken' it slow
He leaves a trail of death, the seeds he sows
Born to fight with dynamite and a lot of spite
He's the man with no name, except the fuckin' name of joe.

He's gonna torch your town and make today your last
He's gonna kick your collective ass.

He's gonna kick ass
Just hit town and he's ready to fight
Kick! Ass!
He's drinkin' firewater n' throwin' dynamite
Gunned Down!
He'll shoot you in a second, but make your death slow
Cause you don't fuck with Apocalypse Joe!.

Call a hearse for the cursed
As fast as you are, you know that he'll draw first
Blood sprayed on the seventh day
He burned the chapel down while the sinners prayed
To destroy's what he enjoys
He smiled n looked back with schadenfreude
Rode out lean and mean, fulfilled his dream
Of covering your town with nitroglycerin.

He's gonna torch your town and make today your last
He's gonna kick your collective ass.

He's gonna kick ass
Just hit town and he's ready to fight
Kick! Ass!
He's drinkin' firewater n' throwin' dynamite
Gunned Down!
He'll shoot you in a second, but make your death slow
Cause you don't fuck with Apocalypse Joe.

Buzzards circlin' round, circlin' round
circlin' round what's left of your town
Buzzards circlin' round, circlin' round
circlin' round what's left.

He's gonna kick ass
Just hit town and he's ready to fight
Kick! Ass!
He's drinkin' firewater n' throwin' dynamite
Gunned Down!
He'll shoot you in a second, but make your death slow
Cause you dont fuck with Apocalypse Joe.


5. ALL OF THE DEMONS PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO ME

Standing there, leaning against a post
As my troops come over the hill
Evil, mean, ugly and bad,
And you know they're ready to kill
Ten feet tall, with axes and guns
Sharp horns and long forked tongues
Devils, beasts, goat-faced freaks
You'll soon be overrun.

They're gonna get ya, they're gonna get ya,
They move on my command
They're gonna get ya, they're gonna get ya,
I'm a master tactician.

Hell's payin' me well
I don't do nothing free
And all of the demons pledge allegiance to me
They met my demands
Nothing's free
I lead the army of the damned
They pledge allegiance to me.

After the battle, I stroll on by
And see your flag's been desecrated
Hell can have the glory, yeah
As long as I get paid.

They're gonna get ya, they're gonna get ya,
they move on my command
They're gonna get ya, they're gonna get ya,
I'm a master tactician.

Hell's payin' me well
I don't do nothing free
And all of the demons pledge allegiance to me
They met my demands
Nothing's free
I lead the army of the damned
They pledge allegiance to me
Allegiance to me
Allegiance to me
Yeah.

After the battle, I stroll on by
And see your flag's been desecrated
Hell can have the glory, yeah
As long as I get paid.


6. JUDAS PRIEST

From the fires of Birmingham
Pound the world like a battering ram
Came to destroy every city, state and town! fuck yeah!
Mirror pickguard black SG
Marshall stacks and red flying v
Coronate them with a 2 pronged crown.

Yeah, we're gettin loaded
With the metal gods
We're screaming for vengeance
They're breakin the law
Another thing is comin'
When they're unleashed
Bow down and hail to
The all mighty Priest.

Their heavy stuff it really crushes
Makes Maiden seem as dull as Rush is
And thats my analytical review
I still listen to them every day
They totally aint gay
Till Rob came out, and hey, thats cool too.

Yeah, we're gettin loaded
With the metal gods
We're screamin for vengeance
They're breakin the law
Another thing is comin'
When they're unleashed
Bow down and hail to
The all mighty priest.

Seriously, I saw live video of them back in '82
Some of you old fuckers probably even saw that tour.
The entire stage was just black and steel, with half the Nation's Marshalls on it.

Glenn shredded everything in sight.
No one has ever looked cooler playing guitar than kk did on His whammy soaked solo.

And don't even get me started about the utter utter utter Fucking god of metal at center stage
I don't wanna go off on a tangent.

Yeah, we're gettin' loaded
With the metal gods
We're freewheel burnin'
They're breakin the law
Another thing is comin'
When they're unleashed
Bow down and hail to
The all mighty Priest.

Yeah, we're protected
By their electric eye
Seein' Starbreakers
Under blood red skies
Dissident agressor
It's a fearsome beast
Bow down and hail to
The all mighty Priest
Bow down and hail to
The all mighty Priest.