1. WOULD NOT BE SEEN DEAD IN HEAVEN

Well there's one place that I don't wanna go,
And even if I went there,
there'd be nobody that I know,
No, I can't see myself with halo & wings,
I wanna go below where they do horny things.

You know, I would not be seen dead in heaven,
You know, I would not be seen there at all,
You know, I would not be seen dead in heaven,
You know, I would not be seen there at all,
Not a chance, no way, no how.

If heaven's so great, then why don't you go,
I'd rather fry, than be part of your show,
I'm not a little angel I never will be,
I'm not a little devil, not yet, but I could be.

If heaven's so great, then why don't you go,
I'd rather fry, than be part of your show,
I'm not a little angel I never will be,
I'm not a little devil, not yet, but I could be.

Up there chasing pretty angels, is just no go,
Instead of arrows I'd rather shoot my cocoa,
Don't wanna join their choir, I wouldn't get far,
I'll form a helluva band, and play lead guitar.


2. OUTLAW

Down below the border
He robbed a bank in Mexico
Half crazed on tequila
He had a half million in gold
There's thunder in the ground
And he could hear the sound
A showdown in the distance
They're gonna ride him down

Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.
Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.

When he gambled with women
He kept an ace up his sleeve
He always got what he came for
He never played it clean
Then he was blinded by passion
Playing in a game of fools
Thought she was lucky
Thought she was his best bet
Guess you find out when you lose

Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.
Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.

Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.
Bet your life on the silver ball,
Spin it, 'round the wheel.
Will it land on the black or the red?
The outlaw's got no deal.