1. COCK A POOP

(Instrumental)


2. THE FINERIBBER

Testicles want to break free
As I'm raisin' the remote control
Scratchin' my belly's hair
As my dick pees outa my pant's hole
Zapping through my real life
The legion of empty bottles grows and grows
I'm the king of "Shooter"-underwear
The Fineribber's upon his throne!

All hail to my balls and the TV-program
My fine-ribbing armour, the beer in my hand
No finerib, no glory! The sofa's my throne
I'm the king of the khakis and the finerib's my crown!

Wankin' through phone-sex-commercials
During the movie-breaks I beat my spouse
Devotedly she fetches one more
beer for me with a bleeding nose
Enjoying the "Superbowl"
12 Pretzels fitting in my hand
This tricky salty dozen
lead into my kingdom's end

All hail to my balls and the TV-program...

A fart breaks the silence
A honk in the dark
The sphincter quits its job
As my empire falls

The king is dying on the floor
like his souls shall not be (p)raised
The fineribber won't ever raise
his pissed flag nevermore!


3. LIQUOR STORE GODDESS

She's the queen of wine and a whiskey-whore
The princess of booze in her own liquor store
A dulling temptation, the mistress of beer
I'll never stop drinking only because of her

Liquor store goddess
Opened 24/7
Liquor store goddess
You show me heaven
Liquor store goddess
You fill me up
Liquor store goddess
'till the last drop

Boobs or booze?
What shall I choose?
Sexy alcohol abuse
Darling Delirium
Be my wife
Get into my car! Let's drink and drive!

When my red eyes saw you I just had to vomit
But then my bottle-neck grew
I dreamt of you - sitting on it
Your beautiful face gives me a reason to drink
I'm your regular patron
My liver will never shrink

Liquor store goddess
Opened 24/7
Liquor store goddess
You show me heaven
Liquor store goddess
You fill me up
Liquor store goddess
'till the last drop

Boobs or booze?
What shall I choose?
Sexy alcohol abuse
Darling Delirium
Be my wife
Get into my car! Let's drink and drive!


4. TITS

Hot, hot in the summer,
in the city, in my pants
I like the way your "boobies" dance
I wanna lick, suck them dry,
squeeze them hard, rub my pale between'em
When you take of your shirt
I am your "He-Man"!

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Girls have tits
and what about you?
My hands are two
And they don't want gifts
You've got what I'm looking for...

...Tits!!!

When they quickly start to bounce
When they shake, popping out, loosing ground
I wanna swing my snake around and round
Puffy nipples, firm breasts, heavy hangers, flat chests
I don't care if big or small
These hands can grab them all

I am a horny fornicator, udder-crack
Just want front, don't want back
A-,B-,C-,D-cup... Check!
Puffy nipples, firm breasts, heavy hangers, flat chests
I don't care if big or small
These hands can grab them all


5. WALL OF FLUSH

Just one final shot
Tumbling home
Shit my pants
Again, I'll sleep alone

My feet are too big
Brain's too small
Bleed my nose
On that damned fuckin' wall

Too many keyholes for my single key
No chance to escape the wrath of "she"
Blow on the head
Honk from my pants
Tonight there'll be again no "romance"
No way to hide my messy clothes
...and obviously my bleeding nose
The beast's unleashed
Hell from above
I run into the wall of flush

Bound by vice but hard-naked
There's just one thing in my brain
Oh-oh, I can't hardly wait
To feel the wall of flush again!

Just one final shot
Tumbling home
Shit my pants
Again, I'll sleep alone


6. A BEER

A beer
A bar
My hair
My ear


7. SHORT BUT SLIM

Short but slim
Don't call "Big Jim"
It ain't that long, but it's quite thin
The smallest piece is for the win
This little shrimp shall be your king

The shortest straw is pulled by you
You gotta realize: it's true!

On my thin stick you gotta bounce
It's not the size that really counts

There's no girl tha cannot
deep-throat me
Suck it dry, this narrow shorty

My needle pierces your hole
pleases your heart, delights your soul
Open up for my toothpick!
I promise it's no too thick.
The smallest piece is for the win
This little shrimp shall be your king - yeah!


8. POSSESSED SOLDIERS OF LUV

Possessed soldiers of luv
They never get enough
Don't get in their lines of fire
Your battlefield is their desire
Put your legs at 10 and 2
So that the army can march trough
Scoring you all night long
Like a ma-ma-machine gun

Tactical operations
Turn into endless copulations
Call for lusty whores
Unleash the cocks of war
Don't get in their lines of fire
Your battlefield is their desire
Possessed soldiers of luv
They never get enough

Pumping love-guns
up and down
Prepare ofr Sex Briefing
Armed to the balls

Sex bombs explode
We conquer the hills
Invading your jungles
Our cocks dressed to drill
Pumping all armor towards your spot
You're a victim of war - accept it or not!

Pink-colored dildo-tanks raising their barrels
Get ready for impact! Kissing your ass a last "farewell"
The possessed soldier's battlefield is your bed
Receive the lust of the army of the DEAD


9. PERFURMES OF DOOM

Pants off
Full moon rising
Lovely stench
Is terrorizing

A brand new fart hits the day
Take a deep breath
It doesn't smell like flowers
But like Frederic and ass
Face in the wind
Take a nose full of love
Breath or Glory!
You're a wimp when you cough!

Straight from my heart
And out of my ass
The air is fulfilled
With my glorious gas
The winds are unleashed
There's o turning back
As you inhale all my love
With your nose on my crack

Perfumes of Doom!

I create sonar sound
With a special effect
Two farts are better than one
That is a fact!
Sauerkraut and garlic
Coleslaw and beans
Guaranteed pure erotic
You know what that means!

Straight from my heart...

My flatulence
So immense
...
Fear my ass!


10. HARDNAKED BUT DEAD

O.K. you Heavy-Metal Rockers....
Show me your hair!!
Put your Wieners in the air!!
You horny fornicators,
brothers in Booze - unite!
Bang the shit out of your heads!

Horny to the bone
Bums are not alone
Nast stinking poo
Next one is for you
Penis in your hands
Peanuts in your pants
Heavy udder shake
Party hartnake(d)

Sexy songs of farts for you to please
Make you come and grind some cheese of Sleaze
Heavy riffing pounding every hole
Let the dirty dead-vibes take control

Swinging Metal-Bangers praise the dead
Give us all your money...and some fucking head!
Banging Metal-Swingers to the core
Time is right to fire up some more!!!

Horny to the bone
Bums are not alone
Nast stinking poo
Next one is for you
Penis in your hands
Peanuts in your pants
Heavy udder shake
Party hartnake(d)

Hardnaked...but: Dead!!!