1. ADVENTURES

Welcome
To earth dimension C-137
And to stories beyond your belief
Home of Rick Sanchez
The genius inventor
And his ordinary family

Witness the adventures of Rick and Morty
Let your mind be blown

Dropping off Jerry at Jerryboree
While impregnating a robot from Gazorpazorp
Getting some life lessons from Mr Meeseeks
Look at me
Existence is pain

Witness the adventures of Rick and Morty
Let your mind be blown

A portal gun brings endless possibilities
Like running a quick errand for some mega seeds
But who can tell if everything is not just a dream
Someone tell me what is real

Morty, listen to me
I’ve turned myself into a riff
Morty
I’m a breakdown now
I’m Deathmetal-Rick

God damn
Can
Do

Interdimensional cable tv and some authentic human music
Relax and just get squanching in your favourite closet
While you’re slowly getting schwifty

Witness the adventures of Rick and Morty
Let your mind be blown