1. OUTLAW

I got a twenty man posse right on my ass
I'm ahead of 'em now but they're comin' fast
Busted out at dawn, it's past midnight
Won't get a stop to drink till the morning light
I got a fistful of lead buried in my back
Got a hundred thousand dollars right in this sack
I'm just beginnin' my life, I'm ready for death
Been runnin' for a while and they ain't caught me yet

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crime pays
no such thing as a good job these days

My daddy was a sailor, my mother a whore
Brought up by a gypsy, left at her door
Raised on the street, I'm dirty and mean
Blink your eyes, I'll pick your pockets clean
Because I'm not afraid of death, looked him in the eye
Done unreal things you wouldn't realize
Sleep with one eye open, real smart
Take an inch of your life in the beat of a heart

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crime pays
No such thing as a good job these days
Go ahead punk, make my day

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
Good times, bad times, hard times the same
Live my life same as Jesse James
Wanted poster showin' my name

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
Outlaw


2. TAKE ME DRUNK

Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man
Ride with a gun in my hand
Lookin' for a girl who'll understand
Don't want responsibility
I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

I met a woman that said I stunk
I got a speed stick, damn you're drunk
She felt good round her ass and thigh
She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high
Said,


3. QUEEN OF THE NILE

She makes me shudder
She makes me shake
At night I think and I want to take her away
Rainbows are on her face
Visions of tattooed chains
Egyptian rain in my world
A princess on her throne

[Chorus:]
Queen of the Nile
Love me like an earthquake
Queen of the Nine
Please let me be your king

Down by the quiet sea
No tide of hatred call to me
Queens last on through the time
I hope the stars say that she's mine

Mysterious, delirious, I wonder if she knows
Mindtamer, magicmaker, fortuneteller of long ago

[Chorus]

Queen of the Nile
I dream all over you
Save me from all I fear
My pyramids they wait for you


4. BONES IN THE GUTTER

There I was lookin' for somethin' new
Man comes into my view
Tells me, "hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"
Bud gave me dirty looks
"Hey man, tells me what I got to do"
Man tore the money right in half
Says then to kill the fatted calf
A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
I ain't writin' no epitaph"

[Chorus:]
Make-up to her chin
But don't ask me where the hell she's been
Broken bones in the gutter
But did I murder your mudder?
Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah

My bud Sal and me stole a crane
Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook
I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah
Fell down before she felt the pain
Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
A few steps back, clean off my boot
Couple of days, walk down the street
There were bones no more meat
Broken bones in the gutter
Got the rest of my loot

[Chorus]

Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her

[Chorus]


5. SPORT'N A WOODY

Well there' women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell I been talkin' about

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you
For an hour, maybe three yeah

I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such
And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah


6. SCARED

Who is the man in the white vest?
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away?
Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible
Something in this story won't let me go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
Guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught up in my dream
Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
why does the creature cling so tight?
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think that i think
I like being scared


7. TEAS'N PLEAS'N

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot
Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make my rules
That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school yeah!
Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!


8. BEST OF FRIENDS

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dying on the way
Feel like makin'...

Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

Baby, when I think about you
Think about love
Darlin', if I live without you
Live without you
And if I had the sun and moon
We would shine in
I would give you both night and day
Both satisfying
Feel like makin' love

And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dyin' on the way
Feel like makin'...


9. ANGEL 'N U

I can drink gasoline
Ain't too much I ain't seen
Make a rabid dog seem so clean
Take ten slaves and set them free
Put your money where your mouth is
What I do sure ain't your biz
Rock'n'roll people come with me
Show ya how good the bad guy can be

[Chorus:]
Bringing out the angel in you
Bringing out the angel in you
Brings out the devil in me

I go to work on time
Feels like I'm doin' fine
All my stuff I gave to you
Nothing seems to pull you through, baby
Too much frustration
On a joyous occasion
I can't do nothing right
Push and shove to start the fight

[Chorus]

Thirteen years
Before I was tattooed
I thought I found myself
But I was screwed

Bringing out the angel in you
I go to work on time
Bringing out the angel in you
Feels like I'm doing fine
Bring out the angel in you
All my stuff I gave to you
Bringing out the angel in you, yeah, get it

[Chorus]


10. TEN BOOTS (STOMPIN')

Ten boots, a-battered and a-beaten
Holes in our soles where the desert has eaten
But they're holdin' out an they're so easy fittin'
Just a few holes where the rattlesnakes have bitten

They ain't to fancy and they're just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they're awful purty
We wear'em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take 'em from us, then you're in for a fight

We wouldn't trade for whiskey or a lover
They've taken us further than either of the other
And when we're gone, we won't be a-carin'
Six feet under, you know what we'll be wearin'

They ain't to fancy and they're just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they're awful purty
We wear'em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take 'em from us, then you're in for a fight

Ten boots, a-rollin and a-rompin'
Ten boots, a-stompin' and a-kickin'up
A cloud of dust, a mighty hi-ho silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain't stoppin'

My boots an' me, oh, we're a-never knowin'
From day to day just where we'll be a-goin'
Down a dusty road, or a-ridin on a rail
Lovin' or a-fightin', they'll never fail me
Yah ho huh

Ten boots, a-rollin and a-rompin'
Ten boots, a-stompin' and a-kickin'up
A cloud of dust, a mighty hi-ho silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain't stoppin'


11. LINE EM' UP

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero

She said sugar for the time of your life
I get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes them boogie-woogie boys out the backdoor
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train, and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top

I took a picture of her
So I would remember
She likes those dirty movies
She says they're really groovy

Comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later on my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic
Hot, high-heeled, lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain


12. GIMME' NO LIP

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Layin' down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
Or love a woman 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun

I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love

I'm a six for all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south where barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.

Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot, point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, coach robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter for love

I got some big six-shooters
Packed upon my steed
And I only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed


13. GUNFIGHTER

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Laying down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
or love a women 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun

[Chorus:]
I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love

I'm a six foot all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south where barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.
Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot,point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, couch robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter looking for love

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

[Chorus]


14. PROMISE THE MOON

I don't remember how it started, I don't know how it ends
World keeps turnin' makin' me dizzy, feels like I blew it again

When I was young they told me this would be easy
When times got tough they were changin' their tune
They should of told me that they were teas'n
When they promised the moon

I walked through all the doors, read all the signs
Felt I had nothin' to lose
Each of us you know we've got our own problems
We wear the same kind of shoes

When we were young they told us this would be easy
When times got tough they were changin' their tune
They should of told us that they were teas'n
When they promised moon

Whey do they lie
Why do they promise you can touch the sky
Why do they lie
Why do they promise the moon
Why do they promise the moon


15. PISSED

Oh I can see it's gonna be a long day
And I'm sick and tired of this hell I pay
I please demand the explanation of why you do the thing that you do
You ain't no politician, so get your hands off my neck

You always seem to piss me off
You don't know what I like
You always seem to piss me off

Oh I've been losin' my mind
I wait, and you just take sweet, little time
I please demands the explanation of why you set me up for the fall
You've tried my patience, and I'm supposed to let you get away with it all

You always seem to piss me off
You never seem to get it right
You always seem to piss me off


16. SHARE THE KILL

Share the kill, share the kill

Come out, come out wherever we are
Some of us could make a fortune
Some of us would just go to prison
A place to end, just for accessory

Entrepreneur, you'll be self-employed
Victims friends & family, more than annoyed
Come out, come out wherever we are

You're seeing in the dark
You're speaking without words
You feel a swell in your head
It's a walk in the park
Never going unheard, this addiction never going under fed
You'll be self-employed, victims, friends
And family, more than annoyed

Share the kill, share the kill

Of this you do not know

Entrepreneur, you'll be self-employed
Victims friends & family, more than annoyed
Come out, come out wherever we are


17. TRANSMISSION

We all know that you're out there
I've seen it all on T.V.
Man the people here, they just don't have a clue
With themselves, they just don't know what to do
Hope I last as long as I'm supposed to
I'll just visit this place when I'm thru
Now to the point of my
Transmission - don't leave me here

Aliens come take me to your leader
Cuz I can't stand this place - anymore
Aliens I hope you hear me calling
I'm waiting for an answer - save me

Do you think you could spare a minute
If you hear this on your space radio
Tune in now please hear this human
Is there any room - on your ship
Don't leave me hanging
I know you understand - give me a sign

Aliens come take me to your leader
Cuz I can't stand this place - anymore
Aliens I hope you hear me calling
I'm waiting for an answer - save me

Isn't there a kind of conspiracy
There's a few things they forget to mention
One more thing I'd like to add to this message
The one I care for doesn't seem to care for me
So now I close this
Transmission - I'm ready to leave

Aliens come take me to your leader
Cuz I can't stand this place - anymore
Aliens I hope you hear me calling
I'm waiting for an answer - save me

Aliens please take me to your planet
I think I've had enough down here
Aliens I hope you hear me calling
I'm looking to the sky - save me
I mean no harm I think I need some space
End of this transmission - over


18. DANGEROUS TOYS (UNRELEASED TRACK)

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