1. PISSED

Oh I can see it's gonna be a long day
And I'm sick and tired of this hell I pay
I please demand the explanation of why you do the thing that you do
You ain't no politician, so get your hands off my neck

You always seem to piss me off
You don't know what I like
You always seem to piss me off

Oh I've been losin' my mind
I wait, and you just take sweet, little time
I please demands the explanation of why you set me up for the fall
You've tried my patience, and I'm supposed to let you get away with it all

You always seem to piss me off
You never seem to get it right
You always seem to piss me off


2. PAINTRAIN

I got a desolation angel, head bangin' life lover
She got no money, rich with soul undercover
Gypsy mama, footloose and fancy free
Cold red win front seat of a Chevy with me
Since then I've seen her ridin' on the wind with my friend

I'm on a paintrain, she put the tracks on my brain
Painful locomotive
I'm on the paintrain, I got my sane on a chain
Can't you see it comin', comin'

Harlequin romantic, princess lady
She's had her heart kicked in just too many times
Cupid's too busy, lady's never Lizzy, baby's never dizzy
When she was lovin' me she never seemed to get out of line
Since then I've caught her hidin' commitin' the sin

I'm on a paintrain, she put the tracks on my brain
Painful locomotive
I'm on the paintrain, I got my sane on a chain
Can't you see it comin', comin'

I can tell by your walkin', people start talkin'
Sayin' that your love is free
But I don't listen, just keep reminiscing
Call me when you're lonely

Paintrain
Paintrain
Paintrain
Paintrain


3. LOSER

Seein' double, livin' single
Night club frustrated tryin' to mingle
There's a girl dancin' over there
She's got very fascinating hair
But I can't work up the nerve to do my schpeel
With my big foot stuck in my mouth
I end up talkin' like a heel

Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck in woman cruiser

I'm a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin' for a piece
I'm a kid without a toy, I am the world's forgotten boy
Why can't I work up a silly nerve to talk no shit
Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, I just don't fit

Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck woman cruiser
Not a wheeler or a dealer
She's on a pedestal and I'm a kneeler
I'm a loser and a boozer
I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
Never ever gonna be a chooser

The prince of fools, the king of pain
It's enough to drive a poor man insane
I'm lookin' hard but I fear
Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer
Why do I even try, I get the same old line
She said my boyfriend's much bigg than you
I said what a waste of time

Oh my God that girl just winked at me
So I worked up my courage, feels like I'm gonna pee
I said baby, she just froze
She said did your mother dress you
Where'd you get those clothes


4. BONES IN THE GUTTER

There I was lookin' for somethin' new
Man comes into my view
Tells me, "hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"
Bud gave me dirty looks
"Hey man, tells me what I got to do"
Man tore the money right in half
Says then to kill the fatted calf
A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
I ain't writin' no epitaph"

[Chorus:]
Make-up to her chin
But don't ask me where the hell she's been
Broken bones in the gutter
But did I murder your mudder?
Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah

My bud Sal and me stole a crane
Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook
I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah
Fell down before she felt the pain
Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
A few steps back, clean off my boot
Couple of days, walk down the street
There were bones no more meat
Broken bones in the gutter
Got the rest of my loot

[Chorus]

Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her

[Chorus]


5. GUNFIGHTER FOR LOVE

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Laying down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
or love a women 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun

[Chorus:]
I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love

I'm a six foot all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south where barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.
Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot,point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, couch robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter looking for love

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

[Chorus]


6. SHARE THE KILL

Share the kill, share the kill

Come out, come out wherever we are
Some of us could make a fortune
Some of us would just go to prison
A place to end, just for accessory

Entrepreneur, you'll be self-employed
Victims friends & family, more than annoyed
Come out, come out wherever we are

You're seeing in the dark
You're speaking without words
You feel a swell in your head
It's a walk in the park
Never going unheard, this addiction never going under fed
You'll be self-employed, victims, friends
And family, more than annoyed

Share the kill, share the kill

Of this you do not know

Entrepreneur, you'll be self-employed
Victims friends & family, more than annoyed
Come out, come out wherever we are


7. CURE THE SANE

Heads down they walk away
And all the while I vent myself
Face to face with her again
That's OK I cured myself

Cure the sane, they are all to blame
Cure the sane, they don't know what they're missing

Talking to the nothing again
Making sure the nothing hears
Making sense to no one else
Is fine with me it's all so clear
Parts will seem a bit confusing
So what, I don't care
Seems to me you need the change
Go on and cut your hair

Man they sure are fast today
Making me nervous, that's OK
Faster now and I'm still here
Use the vice or make the tear

Cure the sane, they are all to blame
Cure the sane, they all wish they could be as vain
Cure the sane, we're the same
Cure the sane, they don't know what they're missing

Make a list of all your problems
A twisted head can make you smile
Come to find companions living
Here and there in denial
I've been this way for all my life
I'm sure my friends could use the rest
Thinking that they all need help
It's no good but do your best
Spreading yourself way too thin
Does it hurt to see it all
Well enough to count the days
Stronger now you take the fall

Cure the sane, they are all to blame
Cure the sane, they all wish they could be as vain
Cure the sane, we're the same
Cure the sane, they don't know what they're missing

Pass the bones and cigarettes
No dessert for me today
Don't be comin' around again
It's not OK to cure yourself


8. BETTER TO DIE

Under psychosis again wonderin' if you'll come down
Askin' if you ever get to win, wear some kind of crown
Is there a new way that they don't explain to find on your own
It's more of a suffering you wait for the pain, just stand alone

Red - dead - hard - not to break
It's better to die on your feet than on your knees

Are you kidding yourself again to think she's comin' home
Found the time to lose your answer now she's not alone
Don't stay of course your senses will never be the same
Even in her room the difference you're gone, so fuckin' lame

Beg - stay - hard - not to break
It's better to die on your feet than on your knees
And all of this time, just weak therapy

Won't you pick up the slack, have an attack it's your pace
Torture over for you now that yo've blue in the face
Freak out over the test - satiable mess in the pause
Between all of the lines, pay all the fines read the clause

Now you hang in darkened quarters, still you've been here before
Feeling way too familiar, not again, now that you're bored


9. LINE 'EM UP

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero

She said sugar for the time of your life
I get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes them boogie-woogie boys out the backdoor
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train, and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top

I took a picture of her
So I would remember
She likes those dirty movies
She says they're really groovy

Comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later on my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic
Hot, high-heeled, lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain


10. SPORT'N A WOODY

Well there' women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

[1st Chorus:]
I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

[2nd Chorus:]
Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell I been talkin' about

[1st Chorus]

[2nd Chorus]

Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you
For an hour, maybe three yeah

I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
Ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such
And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

[2nd Chorus]


11. SCARED

Who is the man in the white vest?
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away?
Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible
Something in this story won't let me go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
Guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught up in my dream
Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
why does the creature cling so tight?
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think that i think
I like being scared


12. TEAS'N PLEAS'N

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot
Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make my rules
That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school yeah!
Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!


13. GIMME NO LIP

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Layin' down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
Or love a woman 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun

I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love

I'm a six for all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south where barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.

Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot, point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, coach robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter for love

I got some big six-shooters
Packed upon my steed
And I only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed