1. PISSED

Oh I can see it's gonna be a long day
And I'm sick and tired of this hell I pay
I please demand the explanation of why you do the thing that you do
You ain't no politician, so get your hands off my neck

You always seem to piss me off
You don't know what I like
You always seem to piss me off

Oh I've been losin' my mind
I wait, and you just take sweet, little time
I please demands the explanation of why you set me up for the fall
YOu've tried my patience, and I'm supposed to let you get away with it all

You always seem to piss me off
You never seem to get it right
You always seem to piss me off


2. PAINTRAIN

I got a desolation angel, head bangin' life lover
She got no money, rich with soul undercover
Gypsy mama, footloose and fancy free
Cold red win front seat of a Chevy with me
Since then I've seen her ridin' on the wind with my friend

I'm on a paintrain, she put the tracks on my brain
Painful locomotive
I'm on the paintrain, I got my sane on a chain
Can't you see it comin', comin'

Harlequin romantic, princess lady
She's had her heart kicked in just too many times
Cupid's too busy, lady's never Lizzy, baby's never dizzy
When she was lovin' me she never seemed to get out of line
Since then I've caught her hidin' commitin' the sin

I'm on a paintrain, she put the tracks on my brain
Painful locomotive
I'm on the paintrain, I got my sane on a chain
Can't you see it comin', comin'

I can tell by your walkin', people start talkin'
Sayin' that your love is free
But I don't listen, just keep reminiscing
Call me when you're lonely

Paintrain
Paintrain
Paintrain
Paintrain


3. THE LAW IS MINE

The law is mine and I'll do as I please
The law is mine and there ain't no school for me
Please no more tragedy
Please leave your tragedy at home
At home

Such a great sensation to feel so cool, you see
A sedate vacation with no more fools for me
Please no more tragedy
Please leave your tragedy at home
At home

The law is mine, the law is mine
I don't need no badge, no gun
The law is mine

The law is mine and there's no school for me
Feelin' fine cuz there's no more fools for me
Please no more tragedy
Please leave your tragedy at home
At home

The law is mine, the law is mine
I don't need no badge, no gun
I don't need nothin' from anyone
I'll just lay here in the sun

The law is mine, the law is mine
I don't need no badge, no gun
The law is mine

The law is mine, the law is mine
I'll just kick your ass for fun
The law is mine

The law is mine, the law is mine
Don't need nothin' from anyone
The law is mine

The law is mine and there's no more rules for me


4. PROMISE THE MOON

I don't remember how it started, I don't know how it ends
World keeps turnin' makin' me dizzy, feels like I blew it again

When I was young they told me this would be easy
When times got tough they were changin' their tune
They should of told me that they were teas'n
When they promised the moon

I walked through all the doors, read all the signs
Felt I had nothin' to lose
Each of us you know we've got our own problems
We wear the same kind of shoes

When we were young they told us this would be easy
When times got tough they were changin' their tune
They should of told us that they were teas'n
When they promised moon

Whey do they lie
Why do they promise you can touch the sky
Why do they lie
Why do they promise the moon
Why do they promise the moon


5. STRANGE


I wake up in my room, with a desire to dream
Of unfamiliar places and faces, never what
They seem
I get up to do the zombie dance, in my sleep
A nocturnal chance
I feel the rise of the beast in my head
My mind is bleeding me eyes turnin' red
Confusing faces of the people around
Inducing graces never hearing a sound

[Chorus:]
Back to the wall with a crazy head
My mama's callin' for me
My head goes bang, bang, bang,
I realize that i need to be
Strange, deranged
Nightmare master, black dog bastard
Strange, so strange
Come into my world and be insane

Now the voodoo queens are comin' after me
They caught me playin' with their dolls
Pins and needles prickin' my flesh
Now i'm somewhere in pain nailed to the wall

The wind of change has now blown me away
I hear the growl of a pack of wild dogs
I smell the rush of adrenalin blow
I remember the cold cold feelin' of my
I move my hands and fingers around
Like i'm about to cast a spell
You ask the questions that make you wonder
Of the story i tell
Unfamiliar places and faces, never what they seem

[Chorus]


6. LOSER

Seein' double, livin' single
Night club frustrated tryin' to mingle
There's a girl dancin' over there
She's got very fascinating hair
But I can't work up the nerve to do my schpeel
With my big foot stuck in my mouth
I end up talkin' like a heel

Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck in woman cruiser

I'm a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin' for a piece
I'm a kid without a toy, I am the world's forgotten boy
Why can't I work up a silly nerve to talk no shit
Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, I just don't fit

Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck woman cruiser
Not a wheeler or a dealer
She's on a pedestal and I'm a kneeler
I'm a loser and a boozer
I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
Never ever gonna be a chooser

The prince of fools, the king of pain
It's enough to drive a poor man insane
I'm lookin' hard but I fear
Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer
Why do I even try, I get the same old line
She said my boyfriend's much bigg than you
I said what a waste of time

Oh my God that girl just winked at me
So I worked up my courage, feels like I'm gonna pee
I said baby, she just froze
She said did your mother dress you
Where'd you get those clothes


7. HARD LUCK CHAMPION

If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Hangin' by a thread from the edge of the world
Feel I'm about to fall
Rain fallin' on the day I was born
Under a bad sign, shoved into a bind
Down, down like a flaming falling star
If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

Hard luck champion
I got my hands in my pocket
But there ain't no money
Hard luck champion

Night prowler, sicker than a dog
Smilin' through a fang smile, rotten to the core
Shame, shame, got no middle name
Got me twenty rabbit feet, but still I lose the game

Hard luck champion
I got my hands in my pocket
But there ain't no money
Hard luck champion
Like a bee in the hive
But there ain't no honey
Hard luck
Hard luck
Hard luck
If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

Well, there's winners and there's losers
Sinners and choosers
Dirty grins and innocent blues
Which one are you?

Damn shame, it seems that we're the same
With a four leaf clover and a lucky charm
We just can't shake the pain


8. SCREAMIN' FOR MORE

Like a high flyer, I am reachin' for the stars
Stumble over clouds in the way, I've never tried so hard
With a voice inside my head askin' are you the one
Does an angel fly for answers, can the eagle just fly for fun

Can't you tell me what you're thinkin', can't you see me
Comin' back for more
If you want me, come and get me
Can't you hear me screamin' for more

A million dollars, a house on the hill
A girl that looks like you
Just ain't enough to prey for as I look into this empty room
Seems all I have to do is wrap my wings around the sun
I'll keep on screaming your name, until you call I dream you're the one

I've had to ask myself, plenty of times
Do I really want to see this true
But the look on your face before you turned away from me
Told me it had to be true


9. OH WELL, SO WHAT!

Who cares if I don't wear any underwear
Oh well, if you don't like me I don't care
So what, what the hell, who's got the time
Who cares, if this line doesn't rhyme

This guy walks up to me and turns to my left ear
Says he loves the band and can he buy me a beer
Says he knows this dude and he knows that dude
Says he plays guitar, he's gonna get tattooed

Oh well, so what, who cares
I don't care

Now I hate to be rude, I must end the conversation
Just wasn't in the mood for ego masturbation
His rap made me sick, his breath was really stale
I was lookin' for the door, I think it's time to bail

Oh well, so what, who cares
I wasn't listening anywya
Oh well, so what, who cares
I don't care

I was chasin' some poon, I mean I was in the hole
Her panties up her ass, she was ready to go
Could have been my imagination or it could have been true
I had a lovely vision of me droppin' some goo
Her engines were runnin' she was burnin' red hot
And I don't give a damn if she's ready or not
Man, I could just see her leavin' when I said let's take a chance
Too bad I left my rubbers in my other pants

Should I take a bath, smells like I'm stinkin' up to high heaven
Oh well, so what
Should I get a life, I just applied at the Seven Eleven
Oh well, so what
And if I change the world, I'll do it with a beer in my hand
Oh well, so what
Don't when I'm done, I'm gonna recycle that can

I don't care
I don't care


10. ILLUSTRATED MAN

Illustrations on me, animation for you
Stories on my body, always comin' true

You ask if I'm insane, pictures of pain
Your stare I wear
You ask what they mean, they seem obsene
So unclean

Sit a while and watch my friend
Tell a story or two within my skin

A thousand times the need I did undergo, head to toe
My flesh has made an outcast of me, my strife, scarred for life

Sit down children, as my life unfolds
My body moves cold

Illustrations on me, animation on you
Stories on my body, always comin' - true