1. TEASN'N, PLEAS'N

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot
Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make my rules
That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school yeah!
Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!


2. SCARED

Who is the man in the white vest?
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away?
Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible
Something in this story won't let me go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
Guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught up in my dream
Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
why does the creature cling so tight?
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think that I think
I like being scared


3. BONES IN THE GUTTER

There I was lookin' for somethin' new
Man comes into my view
Tells me, "hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"
Bud gave me dirty looks
"Hey man, tells me what I got to do"
Man tore the money right in half
Says then to kill the fatted calf
A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
I ain't writin' no epitaph"

[Chorus:]
Make-up to her chin
But don't ask me where the hell she's been
Broken bones in the gutter
But did I murder your mudder?
Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah

My bud Sal and me stole a crane
Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook
I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah
Fell down before she felt the pain
Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
A few steps back, clean off my boot
Couple of days, walk down the street
There were bones no more meat
Broken bones in the gutter
Got the rest of my loot

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Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her

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4. TAKE ME DRUNK

Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man
Ride with a gun in my hand
Lookin' for a girl who'll understand
Don't want responsibility
I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

I met a woman that said I stunk
I got a speed stick, damn you're drunk
She felt good round her ass and thigh
She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high
Said, "Take me backstage, pretty please"
"Just let me finish up this here drink"
Sat there about to change my mind
When she turned and said, "Honey child?"

[Chorus:]
Take me drunk, I'm home
Take me drunk, I'm stoned
Take me drunk, wanna bone?
Take me drunk, gotta phone?
Take me drunk, where's my car?
Take me drunk, am I far?
Take me drunk, what's your name?
Take me drunk, is this a bar?

Had to think just a little more
This chick was beginning to bore
Didn't know if she was gonna score
That was when I started to ignore
I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

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5. FEELS LIKE A HAMMER

One thing that you've got to know
Don't want this damn misery
When you find out what I mean
We will both wash ashore
I thought you were stronger
I didn't even understand
Today I know I was wrong
I'm taking no more demand
Today's the day for finding out
Where the road begins to wind
Now I know what you're all about
I'm taking no more of this unkind

[Chorus:]
You put my heart in quarantine
Wish we could be like before
This feels like a hammer
Coming down on me
Feels like a hammer

Sure she shot enough of me
Not changing the way I feel
Try to make a fool out of me
I've about had enough, you see
The death of this is just a game
No nails to build what's torn
I'll be stronger next time around
She's gonna have to stop draggin' me down

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6. SPORT'N A WOODY

Well there' women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell I been talkin' about

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you
For an hour, maybe three yeah

I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such
And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah


7. QUEEN OF THE NILE

She makes me shudder
She makes me shake
At night I think and I want to take her away
Rainbows are on her face
Visions of tattooed chains
Egyptian rain in my world
A princess on her throne

[Chorus:]
Queen of the Nile
Love me like an earthquake
Queen of the Nile
Please let me be your king

Down by the quiet sea
No tide of hatred call to me
Queens last on through the time
I hope the stars say that she's mine

Mysterious, delirious, I wonder if she knows
Mindtamer, magicmaker, fortuneteller of long ago

[Chorus]

Queen of the Nile
I dream all over you
Save me from all I fear
My pyramids they wait for you


8. OUTLAW

I got a twenty man posse right on my ass
I'm ahead of 'em now but they're comin' fast
Busted out at dawn, it's past midnight
Won't get a stop to drink till the morning light
I got a fistful of lead buried in my back
Got a hundred thousand dollars right in this sack
I'm just beginnin' my life, I'm ready for death
Been runnin' for a while and they ain't caught me yet

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crime pays
no such thing as a good job these days

My daddy was a sailor, my mother a whore
Brought up by a gypsy, left at her door
Raised on the street, I'm dirty and mean
Blink your eyes, I'll pick your pockets clean
Because I'm not afraid of death, looked him in the eye
Done unreal things you wouldn't realize
Sleep with one eye open, real smart
Take an inch of your life in the beat of a heart

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crime pays
No such thing as a good job these days
Go ahead punk, make my day

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
Good times, bad times, hard times the same
Live my life same as Jesse James
Wanted poster showin' my name

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
Outlaw


9. HERE COMES TROUBLE

Didn't go to school and I
Never been in a church
Those social workers got me pinned up as the worst
I've always been a thief
Crime is my game
Sure, call the police
They know my name

[Chorus:]
Even tho' I'm trouble, kids look up to me
Gotta bust your bubble, nothin's for free
Got veins of wire, hey, go some speed
I'm bad luck, ain't worth a fuck
Here comes trouble
Yes, here comes trouble
And I'll make you see double
'Cause here comes trouble

When I walk up the street
Your mama locks the door
She don't want her little girl to fuck around with me no more
I bet you can smell me
From a mile away, yeah
Sure, take a straight look up
I make the buildings sway, yeah

I don't know where I went wrong
No, I don't know

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10. TEN BOOTS (STOMPIN')

Ten boots, a-battered and a-beaten
Holes in our soles where the desert has eaten
But they're holdin' out an they're so easy fittin'
Just a few holes where the rattlesnakes have bitten

They ain't to fancy and they're just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they're awful purty
We wear'em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take 'em from us, then you're in for a fight

We wouldn't trade for whiskey or a lover
They've taken us further than either of the other
And when we're gone, we won't be a-carin'
Six feet under, you know what we'll be wearin'

They ain't to fancy and they're just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they're awful purty
We wear'em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take 'em from us, then you're in for a fight

Ten boots, a-rollin and a-rompin'
Ten boots, a-stompin' and a-kickin'up
A cloud of dust, a mighty hi-ho silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain't stoppin'

My boots an' me, oh, we're a-never knowin'
From day to day just where we'll be a-goin'
Down a dusty road, or a-ridin on a rail
Lovin' or a-fightin', they'll never fail me
Yah ho huh

Ten boots, a-rollin and a-rompin'
Ten boots, a-stompin' and a-kickin'up
A cloud of dust, a mighty hi-ho silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain't stoppin'


11. THAT DOG

Here comes that dog again
He bites me every now and then
Foaming with misery
He's covered with leather skin

Bad to bones, lookin' for you
Rabid to the core, bloody blue
I call him Billy Blade
His teeth cut, he's got tattoos yeah

Don't call the doctor
Don't call the priest
I need some rock'n'roll
To live in the street

Mama was a shotgun
She was a winner, but never won
We'll never own a lot
Tell you somethin', man, ain't go no plot yeah

[Chorus:]
That dog, he's in the fog
But in the dark, he's a hungry shark
That dog, that dog, watch his eyes turn white, get funky

Back home in the woods
Raised by canine
Never learned the things I should
had to learn to say alive

Now that I live urban
I have a lot more fun heh
I might do something wrong
But I know how to run, run away

Here comes that dog again
He bites me every now and then
Foaming with misery
He's covered with leather skin

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