1. HELPYOURSELFISH

I've been bounced around
But I'm still standing up
I've been so far down
That my ears they popped
And it was then I knew
By all the wrongs you do
That if you can't be good
Be careful!
To achieve your happiness
On this terrestial ball
Gotta have a clean conscience
But even better: None at all!
But if you can't be good
Be careful yeah!

It's when a pat on the back becomes a slap in your face now
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
And when your friends begin to loose their way
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
Yeah, it's easy to be hard, if we got everything now
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
Through the revolving door on someone elses push
Yeah it's easy to be hard, easy to be hard

In between those who've got it made
And those who've got to wait
Yeah, I'll offer you a chair
But when you sit down
It isn't there!
Always quick to lend a hand
Sorry, not today I can't
But I'm always there when I need you

It's when a pat on the back becomes a slap in your face now
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
And when your friends begin to loose their way
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
Yeah, it's easy to be hard, if we got everything now
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
Through the revolving door on someone elses push
Yeah it's easy to be hard easy to be hard
Yeah, when a pat on the back becomes a slap in your face now
And when your friends begin to loose their way
Don't look back just helpyourselfish
Through the revolving door on someone elses push
Yeah, it's easy to be hard yeah, yeah easy to be hard


2. IT'SWHENIT'SWRONGIT'SRIGHT

There's many a difference quickly found
Between the different people walking around
But you know it's a strange illusion, chaos and confusion
When the tree of life is cut down to where
There's nothing left, but a toothpick of despair
So instead of support you
We find it's cheaper to deport you!
I carry it over my shoulder like a lance
A pole with a banner sayin'; Tolerance!
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright

Some have more than some will ever get
A farewell to arms; a farewell to legs
You know it'll only get worse, when it stops getting better!
The smell of a dozen countries cooking
The whole beserk package on end while you're looking
There'll be no red light that stops us when the road is ending
I carry it over my shoulder like a lance
A pole with a banner sayin'; Tolerance!
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It'swhenit'swrongit'sright
It's all wrong but that's all-right!