Crucial Unit : Everything Went Strunk
Teksty
1. THRASHIN' IS OUR BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST HERE'S AN ICED TEA FUELED DESTRUCTION.
Coming in your direction. We're for skate & bmx. All posers are getting wrecked. Indian food eating machines. Killing hardcore, destroying scenes. Cursing up a fucking storm, virgin ears best be warned. CRUCIAL UNIT x8. Burning cop cars, killing pigs. Wild unruly anarchists. A thrash monkees or sex pistols. Total fucking hardcore swindle. It'll suck when chris moves. Who cares, we are internet approved. "s" is for the strength to stand up and resist. "t" is for the thousands feeling ____. Thrashin' is our business...and business is mediocre at best. Go!
2. LIVINGROOM MOSHPIT
Tape goes in, kids go nuts. We're not here for kickin butts. We don't need a band with an amp. Just don't break the goddamn lamp. Moshing with the d-boiz - won them on the air, stage dive off of steev's reclineable chair. Living room mosh pit! Coffee table GO!
3. BABY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKEOUT, I JUST WANT TO CIRCLE PIT
Baby i like spending time and being with you but tonight i have something better to do now is not the time for loving and that sissy shit cause baby, i just want to cirle pit you don't need to sit and pout because there isn't a single doubt that circle pitting is what its all about and its not the time for making out
4. FUCK ELECTRONS
We like protons because they're positive
5. COMMUNITEA
What's a better way to show loyalty to your crew than sharing iced tea that was freshly brewed. Turners', taylors', schneiders' ICED TEA! Communitea, pass the tea around.
6. OFF THE GODS
All these greek mythology hardcore kids making shows look like harvest rituals. If one more scenester tells me that i'm going to hades, i swear i'll quit moshing forever. OFF THE GODS x4 stormin' mt. Olympus & doing what's rightly. Taking out the mighty Aphrodite. Shove zeus' lightening bolt up his ass. OFF THE GODS x4 i hope that one day you will fly way too close to the sun and just like icarus you will fall to your death.
7. BOY, I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE IF YOU SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD
Punk and hardcore's a way of life...not a way to make a living. Lifestyle sold as a commodity, now you got your victory. Pimping with olc, chillin with victory. Doesn't make much sense to me, but now your got your money. Records spin in revolutions! Everyone makes choices, but they don't have your influence over others
8. GIVE THE WORLD A HUG
Nuke the south
9. PUNX N' SKINZ, LET'S UNITE THEM, PUT THEM ON A BOAT, SEND THEM OFF TO SEA, AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS
Lousy mohicans taking up space. Puking everywhere and calling it anarchy. Yelling no gods no masters unless they are in crust bands. You wear stupid costumes looking like you take a stand. You think the gov't is watching you. If so, then i'll eat my shoe PUNX N' SKINZ LET'S UNITE 'EM WE'LL PUT EM ON A BOAT AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS! Lousy cue balls with heads shaved so close. Maybe they shaved away half of their brain. Homoerotic tendencies masked by macho bullshit. Cute suspenders and pants tightly fit. You can't even fucking circle pit!
10. TEABAG GOD
I'm throwing a sleepover this next friday night. Just like any sleepover i'm going to invite one kid that we all hate just so we can fuck with him. I'm going to invite that lousy snot nose god. Sure he'll eat all the munchies. Sure he'll talk through the movie. Sure he'll fuck up truth or dare. But it will be worth it once he falls fast alseep. SO WE CAN teabag god! X4
11. RICE TRAITOR
If you eat white rice, you should feel guilty. I eat white rice, i feel guilty. Found in too many restaurants. Go renounce your white rice privledge. So bland and flavorless. Go renounce your white rice privilege. No nutritional value. Go renounce your white rice privilege. When tensions start to boil. Go renounce your white rice privilege. Go renounce your...white rice privilege.
12. USABLE BUILDINGS
Don't burn down the churches. Because they are still usefull buildings. That could be used for show spaces or skateparks.
13. CHANGE TIME
Don't confuse the cows and chickens. Their industry thrives on our darkness. Six pm - pitch black - we're gonna take it back! Fall back, spring ahead! For as much as i like ice cream and cheese pizza, i'd go vegan for no more daylights savings time. Fall back spring ahead!
14. BLATANTLY OBVIOUS POLITICAL SONG
Did you know that you need oxygen just to maintain your existence? The water's only three feet deep. Don't fuckin dive. Paralyzed for life. Why do you people ignore these warnings. Each year millions die. You may think this is common sense. Then why do so many wind up dead. Cutting your throat is like cutting your own throat. There is not a doubt about it. Your gonna die. Keep your head and arms inside the bus. Otherwise you might lose them. To avoid danger of suffocation keep this plastic bag away from babies & children. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages, or play pens.
15. COLUMBUS FEST IS A CELEBRATION OF GENOCIDE
O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Every year a hardcore fest celebrates geonocide. Native americans are insulted with countless crappy bands and go nowhere workshops. Home of the native americans is now home of shitty distros. O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Columbus arrives slaughters the natives creates a wasteland and calls it ohio. Natives only remembered by tribal drum intros, lame tribal tattoos and white male guilt. O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Nagasaki, hiroshima, auschwitz, los angeles, homestead, O HI O!
16. WIGOUT AT KINKOS
Zines killing trees, littering our scene, nothing is unique so they better be free! Let's wig out at kinkos! GO! Photos of the cool bands for this season. Political advice on how to commmit treason. Regurgitated bullshit xeroxed for the masses. These rags would be better for wiping asses. Do something new and make it real funny. Otherwise, don't ask me for my money.
17. END RESULT OF DRINKING TOO MUCH ICED TEA
Hoss has another kidney stone!
18. BONUS TRACK
(No lyrics available)
19. SNEAKERS
(No lyrics available)
20. FREEGAN REICH
Militant against commitment, holier than ovo-lactos. Ice cream is your weakness cheese pizza's fine meatless. Tote a gun in the name of a clever pun. Every time you justify another animal fucking dies. You firestorm a bakery, yet you'll dive their dumpster sitting on a fence thinking you're on a pedastol. Forget about your morals with your alleyway crew. Diving many dumpsters eating blocks of cheese until a rusty needle gives you a disease. I refuse..i refuse to be a member of your freegan reich.
21. FINGERPOINT AND CLICK
A solution for lazy kids who don't want to go out.
Virtual reality in the punk community.
Finger point and click, there is a new trick.
Never leave the house, moshing with a mouse.
Watch online streaming shows. The fashion police can't shun you for un-hip clothes.
This is fine until you get caught up in the firewall of death and given another dens beatdown.
Majordomo's coming and you're on his list.
Majordomo's coming and he's fucking pissed.
22. D.R.I. NOT E.M.F.
Don't get caught up in the mess, keyboards were meant for YES.
You're not in faith no more, so stay out of the yamaha store.
Unenthused and wearing black, we're not cutting any slack. Off-key notes at the wrong time.
Let's just thrash and fucking grind.
DRI not EMF! X4
23. SECURITY SLUDGE
Everybody is screaming about offing the fucking pigs, but nobody is concerned about the security guards.
Only protecting expensive property, sounds like a cop without a gun to me.
Chasing away bmx'ers, confiscating skateboards, not down with graffiti, just rolling in their suv's.
Cops are referred to as a 5.0. Then a security guard is only a 2.5. People think that cops aren't real people, so security guards are subhumans that are nothing but fucking scum.
24. SMELL THE BACON (WHAT'S WITH YOU?)
(No lyrics available)
25. IN THIS DEFIANCE OF THE ONE URINAL RULE
I will do everything possible that i can to make tough guys feel uncomfortable at urinal stalls by not leaving a space between myself and them.
This is how i will fight their narrow minded ways.
In this defiance x3.
Of the one urinal rule.
Fuck your irrational fear of being too close to other men. This bathroom homophobia shows your insecurities.
I will do what i can to fight your fucking ignorance.
I'll be sure to take my stance each time i unzip my pants.
26. COMMUNITEA II
(No lyrics available)
27. P.D.A.
(No lyrics available)
28. EUCKER YOUTH
(No lyrics available)
29. PUPPET ON A STRING
(No lyrics available)
30. MORAL MAJORITY
(No lyrics available)
31. ANTI-BRACIST ACTION
(No lyrics available)
32. MEGAPHONE
(No lyrics available)
33. YOUTH CREWS ARE NOT LIKE MENUEDO
(No lyrics available)
34. ONE LESS JEFF GORDON FAN
(No lyrics available)
35. EMO VIOLENCE
(No lyrics available)
36. NAILGUN TO YOUR FUCKING LIPS
(No lyrics available)
37. CONTRA
(No lyrics available)
38. LIVE ON WPTS 92.1 FM
(No lyrics available)
Coming in your direction. We're for skate & bmx. All posers are getting wrecked. Indian food eating machines. Killing hardcore, destroying scenes. Cursing up a fucking storm, virgin ears best be warned. CRUCIAL UNIT x8. Burning cop cars, killing pigs. Wild unruly anarchists. A thrash monkees or sex pistols. Total fucking hardcore swindle. It'll suck when chris moves. Who cares, we are internet approved. "s" is for the strength to stand up and resist. "t" is for the thousands feeling ____. Thrashin' is our business...and business is mediocre at best. Go!
2. LIVINGROOM MOSHPIT
Tape goes in, kids go nuts. We're not here for kickin butts. We don't need a band with an amp. Just don't break the goddamn lamp. Moshing with the d-boiz - won them on the air, stage dive off of steev's reclineable chair. Living room mosh pit! Coffee table GO!
3. BABY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKEOUT, I JUST WANT TO CIRCLE PIT
Baby i like spending time and being with you but tonight i have something better to do now is not the time for loving and that sissy shit cause baby, i just want to cirle pit you don't need to sit and pout because there isn't a single doubt that circle pitting is what its all about and its not the time for making out
4. FUCK ELECTRONS
We like protons because they're positive
5. COMMUNITEA
What's a better way to show loyalty to your crew than sharing iced tea that was freshly brewed. Turners', taylors', schneiders' ICED TEA! Communitea, pass the tea around.
6. OFF THE GODS
All these greek mythology hardcore kids making shows look like harvest rituals. If one more scenester tells me that i'm going to hades, i swear i'll quit moshing forever. OFF THE GODS x4 stormin' mt. Olympus & doing what's rightly. Taking out the mighty Aphrodite. Shove zeus' lightening bolt up his ass. OFF THE GODS x4 i hope that one day you will fly way too close to the sun and just like icarus you will fall to your death.
7. BOY, I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE IF YOU SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD
Punk and hardcore's a way of life...not a way to make a living. Lifestyle sold as a commodity, now you got your victory. Pimping with olc, chillin with victory. Doesn't make much sense to me, but now your got your money. Records spin in revolutions! Everyone makes choices, but they don't have your influence over others
8. GIVE THE WORLD A HUG
Nuke the south
9. PUNX N' SKINZ, LET'S UNITE THEM, PUT THEM ON A BOAT, SEND THEM OFF TO SEA, AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS
Lousy mohicans taking up space. Puking everywhere and calling it anarchy. Yelling no gods no masters unless they are in crust bands. You wear stupid costumes looking like you take a stand. You think the gov't is watching you. If so, then i'll eat my shoe PUNX N' SKINZ LET'S UNITE 'EM WE'LL PUT EM ON A BOAT AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS! Lousy cue balls with heads shaved so close. Maybe they shaved away half of their brain. Homoerotic tendencies masked by macho bullshit. Cute suspenders and pants tightly fit. You can't even fucking circle pit!
10. TEABAG GOD
I'm throwing a sleepover this next friday night. Just like any sleepover i'm going to invite one kid that we all hate just so we can fuck with him. I'm going to invite that lousy snot nose god. Sure he'll eat all the munchies. Sure he'll talk through the movie. Sure he'll fuck up truth or dare. But it will be worth it once he falls fast alseep. SO WE CAN teabag god! X4
11. RICE TRAITOR
If you eat white rice, you should feel guilty. I eat white rice, i feel guilty. Found in too many restaurants. Go renounce your white rice privledge. So bland and flavorless. Go renounce your white rice privilege. No nutritional value. Go renounce your white rice privilege. When tensions start to boil. Go renounce your white rice privilege. Go renounce your...white rice privilege.
12. USABLE BUILDINGS
Don't burn down the churches. Because they are still usefull buildings. That could be used for show spaces or skateparks.
13. CHANGE TIME
Don't confuse the cows and chickens. Their industry thrives on our darkness. Six pm - pitch black - we're gonna take it back! Fall back, spring ahead! For as much as i like ice cream and cheese pizza, i'd go vegan for no more daylights savings time. Fall back spring ahead!
14. BLATANTLY OBVIOUS POLITICAL SONG
Did you know that you need oxygen just to maintain your existence? The water's only three feet deep. Don't fuckin dive. Paralyzed for life. Why do you people ignore these warnings. Each year millions die. You may think this is common sense. Then why do so many wind up dead. Cutting your throat is like cutting your own throat. There is not a doubt about it. Your gonna die. Keep your head and arms inside the bus. Otherwise you might lose them. To avoid danger of suffocation keep this plastic bag away from babies & children. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages, or play pens.
15. COLUMBUS FEST IS A CELEBRATION OF GENOCIDE
O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Every year a hardcore fest celebrates geonocide. Native americans are insulted with countless crappy bands and go nowhere workshops. Home of the native americans is now home of shitty distros. O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Columbus arrives slaughters the natives creates a wasteland and calls it ohio. Natives only remembered by tribal drum intros, lame tribal tattoos and white male guilt. O.H.I.O - i don't want to fucking go! Nagasaki, hiroshima, auschwitz, los angeles, homestead, O HI O!
16. WIGOUT AT KINKOS
Zines killing trees, littering our scene, nothing is unique so they better be free! Let's wig out at kinkos! GO! Photos of the cool bands for this season. Political advice on how to commmit treason. Regurgitated bullshit xeroxed for the masses. These rags would be better for wiping asses. Do something new and make it real funny. Otherwise, don't ask me for my money.
17. END RESULT OF DRINKING TOO MUCH ICED TEA
Hoss has another kidney stone!
18. BONUS TRACK
(No lyrics available)
19. SNEAKERS
(No lyrics available)
20. FREEGAN REICH
Militant against commitment, holier than ovo-lactos. Ice cream is your weakness cheese pizza's fine meatless. Tote a gun in the name of a clever pun. Every time you justify another animal fucking dies. You firestorm a bakery, yet you'll dive their dumpster sitting on a fence thinking you're on a pedastol. Forget about your morals with your alleyway crew. Diving many dumpsters eating blocks of cheese until a rusty needle gives you a disease. I refuse..i refuse to be a member of your freegan reich.
21. FINGERPOINT AND CLICK
A solution for lazy kids who don't want to go out.
Virtual reality in the punk community.
Finger point and click, there is a new trick.
Never leave the house, moshing with a mouse.
Watch online streaming shows. The fashion police can't shun you for un-hip clothes.
This is fine until you get caught up in the firewall of death and given another dens beatdown.
Majordomo's coming and you're on his list.
Majordomo's coming and he's fucking pissed.
22. D.R.I. NOT E.M.F.
Don't get caught up in the mess, keyboards were meant for YES.
You're not in faith no more, so stay out of the yamaha store.
Unenthused and wearing black, we're not cutting any slack. Off-key notes at the wrong time.
Let's just thrash and fucking grind.
DRI not EMF! X4
23. SECURITY SLUDGE
Everybody is screaming about offing the fucking pigs, but nobody is concerned about the security guards.
Only protecting expensive property, sounds like a cop without a gun to me.
Chasing away bmx'ers, confiscating skateboards, not down with graffiti, just rolling in their suv's.
Cops are referred to as a 5.0. Then a security guard is only a 2.5. People think that cops aren't real people, so security guards are subhumans that are nothing but fucking scum.
24. SMELL THE BACON (WHAT'S WITH YOU?)
(No lyrics available)
25. IN THIS DEFIANCE OF THE ONE URINAL RULE
I will do everything possible that i can to make tough guys feel uncomfortable at urinal stalls by not leaving a space between myself and them.
This is how i will fight their narrow minded ways.
In this defiance x3.
Of the one urinal rule.
Fuck your irrational fear of being too close to other men. This bathroom homophobia shows your insecurities.
I will do what i can to fight your fucking ignorance.
I'll be sure to take my stance each time i unzip my pants.
26. COMMUNITEA II
(No lyrics available)
27. P.D.A.
(No lyrics available)
28. EUCKER YOUTH
(No lyrics available)
29. PUPPET ON A STRING
(No lyrics available)
30. MORAL MAJORITY
(No lyrics available)
31. ANTI-BRACIST ACTION
(No lyrics available)
32. MEGAPHONE
(No lyrics available)
33. YOUTH CREWS ARE NOT LIKE MENUEDO
(No lyrics available)
34. ONE LESS JEFF GORDON FAN
(No lyrics available)
35. EMO VIOLENCE
(No lyrics available)
36. NAILGUN TO YOUR FUCKING LIPS
(No lyrics available)
37. CONTRA
(No lyrics available)
38. LIVE ON WPTS 92.1 FM
(No lyrics available)
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