Cremaster : Pümpernikel
Lyrics
1. STAIRWAY TO SNOT
Sometimes i can feel this strange thing,
Such a pain, just like a glass in my ass,
Strange centripede
It tries to get out of me
It tries to bite my fuckin dick
It tries to conquer the world
What tha fuck it is?
Black lava, black lava getting out of me, black lava
In the middle of my snot, black lava,
No it is not a knot but black lava
Sometimes i can feel this liquid pressure
Sometimes it comes so quick
It`s not an usual brick
I can say it`s a shitty freak
Never felt so stinky stench
Even when farted on a bench
My eyes are going to break
Black lava, black lava getting out of me, black lava
In the middle of my snot, black lava,
No it is not a knot but black lava
2. HELLVIS PRESLEY
Sit down my boy!
show me your teeth, my little beast
Roll on my pretty!
I can see your muscles under your skin
Under my command!
Wish you never bite my smelly foot.
Run, they will run!
When You`ll go mad, when you show the strenght
Bite the priest!
Crush the ribs!
Take him, take!
Bite the priest!
Hey funny guy!
Do you wear panties under your black dress?
Officer of god,
Do you want to know my lovely dog?
Stay fuckin away!
Or I`m gonna cast off my satanic toy!
Laughing at me?
Be shure it`s not a joke, he`s name is a stroke.
Bite the priest, break his wrist
Crush the ribs!
Take him, take, before he`s not awake
Bite the priest!
I`m just a guy,
From transport company, church is my enemy
But my little dog,
He wears pentagram, listens to Darkthorne
So stay fuckin away!
Or I`m gonna cast off my satanic toy!
Laughing at me?
Be shure it`s not a joke, he`s name is a stroke.
3. CHOCOLATE DAEMON
What the fuck?- would you say,
What it is, what`s his name?
Is this really chocolate daemon?
What`s the colour of his semen?
Is this god`s or devil`s son?
Would I kill it with a gun?
Six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn
Six hundred years of watching porn
Six million days of killing bees
Just spank your monkey and there he is!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Yes, He Did It, Yes He Did!!!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Six Eyes, Six Dicks And A Clit!!!
Ladies and gentleman, may I present
Chocolate daemon no, he`s not a gent
He likes to drink pineapple juice
Doesn`t give a shit of a self-abuse
Secret mission of the Chocolate daemon
is just to find out the color of his semen
Six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn
Six hundred years of watching porn
Six million days of killing bees
Just spank your monkey and there he is!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Yes, He Did It, Yes He Did!!!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Six Eyes, Six Dicks And A Clit!!!
4. DENTIST THE SADIST
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Szesnacie w szczêce, szesnacie w ¿uchwie,
Co mi tam nie gra, szczêka mi puchnie,
Nigdy ju¿ sobie tego nie wybaczê,
Przez swój apetyt stracê dwa siekacze
Kurwa jak boli, jak napierdala,
Niech to opisze tygodnik gala,
Jaki pan wielki, jaki pan têgi
Czemu w swych dłoniach ma pan obcêgi
Co my tu mamy?
Co my tu mamy?
Otwórz nam gêbê Panie kochany
Szybka lustracja, r¹czki siê poc¹
Rwaæ bêdziem, rwaæ! Choæby przemoc¹!
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Co pan mi zrobił, mam dziurê w buzi,
I jak ja dzisiaj dam ciumka Zuzi,
Bo jak jej ryjek zawale juch¹
To ze mn¹ zerwie, tak¹ jest dziewuch¹
Chyba mi kole nawtykałe kitu
Ty chyba jeste politykiem PISu
Zaraz zawołam ojca i matkê
O kurwa!! kole ma koloratkê!
Miałe Badhed dwa siekacze do skubania kaczek,
Ju¿ nie masz zêbów, o jaka szkoda.
Teraz mi mo¿esz zrobiæ... Rabarbar.
Obywatelu!
Zaraza siê szerzy i rozprzestrzenia!
Dostałem list od prezydenta, w którym pisze:
Boruj! Wyrywaj! Zwyciê¿aj!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Wiertło, Obcêgi, kubek, zimna woda
Tak siê zaczyna koszmarna przygoda
Nie myłem zêbów bo nie wiedziałem o tym,
¯e jak nie myje to bêd¹ kłopoty,
I tylko dentysta wie, where the slime lives
Szczotko szczotko, hej szczoteczko dogoñ go
Zrobił kupkê mi w siódemkê, oh oh oh
Teraz strasznie plomba mierdzi, tra ta ta
A robaczek dalej pierdzi no i sra
5. CHILD IN CLOCK
My father gave me a clock from his shipyard stock
A clock with a child, a picture on a clock
It came from the Africa, from the girl named Jessica
She was a witch but not a regular bitch
She practiced voodoo magic and her history was tragic
Never believed in catholic shit
That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
The priest from the village, he liked Jessica
He wanted her ass, he wanted to fuck
She put her magic on his catholic dick
Now he wouldn`t fuck even a goat
He`s dick was dead, had broken head
Balls were on fire, burning with desire
She put a soul of his dick in a clock
That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
6. NEW KIDS ON THE COCK
She was going down the street with a bag on her skinny shoulder.
Shaking her tiny ass, looking so much older, she was only 13.
Oh curly Suzie, sweet curly Suzie
Please touch my swelling cassock.
I can give you a juicy candy,
please take it into your hand.
Saw her playing on the playground,just nearby my church and presbytery,
Isn`t she cute in this yellow dress? Would she like to load my battery?
Now it`s time for me to go to the church,
I have to say a holy mass!
Pray to our lord for Suzie`s ass!
Time is running out now fast, Suzie is getting older,
I have to catch her sweet body soon, before she crosses the border.
Laaa Piri pi ti pi pu laaa piri pum ta puu
7. LONG LIVE GRIND'N'ROLL
I'm a guy that you'll never be
Do ya really wanna to run with me?
Big fat Dino never lies
I don't give a fuck dear guys
I'm not going to prove it to you
Please don't play with me, fuck you!
Grind Machine the hand of fate
All of you are out of date
It`s all written in my soul
Be prepared for rock'n'roll
Meeting me is one way ticket
Open mouth, be sure I'll beat it
You rather shouldn't to be too brave
You better start to dig your grave
I'm not going to prove it to you
Please don't play with me, fuck you!
Grind Machine the hand of fate
All of you are out of date
It`s all written in my soul
Be prepared for rock'n'roll
8. ZOS DAEWOO CULTUS
How could You be so bad to me yesterday
How could you hurt me such hard in my leg
Are You a fuckin retard? Give me back my truck
and fuck off or I`ll tell my mom
I don`t want to be Your friend no more
Get off my back, satan leads my way
Don`t need You anymore !
I`m leaving this sandpit fuckin right now
Do not follow me, I won`t borrow You my bicycle
Wanna play football with me?
No fuckin way, That`s all I wanna say!!!
I don`t want to be Your friend no more
Get off my back, satan leads my way
Don`t need You anymore !
9. DIRTY DANZIG
Can you see a cockroach in your kitchen?
Is it right that not-aryan scum
Eats your fuckin bubble gum?
If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees,
Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream.
Slay the nazarene midge,
he wants to drink your blood, bitch!
Can you see a moth sitting on your cloth,
he`s gonna eat your pants and shoes,
Take your a gun, don`t let it run,
And kill, kill in the name of tragedy.
So if you`re brave, if you don`t want to loose,
do not hide in your skate mothafuckin blouse
If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees,
Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream.
Beat the threadworm whore
It has no right to live no more!
Yes, that`s a beetle under your fuckin bed,
The blood must be shed! the blood must be shed!
Take your a gun, don`t let it run,
And kill, kill in the name of tragedy.
10. NON OPUS GAY
Kiss me, I just wanted it for years
Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears
I want to be your horny little bitch
Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick
String bean, onion, bean and sole
Green pee, I will eat them all
If only my ass sticks it out
I will fart right into your mouth
Now I`m delirious with joy
I'm your lover, I'm your boy
You are my aberrant girl
And you're free to drink my sperm
You can snatch it, you can smell it
I will scream like fawn's bell
When I'm farting I'm growing less
Please, put your hand into my ass
I'm not, my baby, common boy
I can nail up and destroy
And I'm not going to a jail
Cause I'm catholic GOD, simple GAY
Kiss me, I just wanted it for years
Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears
I want to be your horny little bitch
Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick
11. DIABOLOUS IN VATICAN
My dear pope I`am writing to you
Cause i`m gonna need some dope, a dope from you
I need to get high, i need to sleep at night
I wanna meet your boss hanging on the cross
My dear pope I`am writing to you
I haven`t slept for 666 nights, whole long nights
I cannot work, i cannot eat,
Please ask your boss to stop this shit
I can assure you that it`s not funny
I feel myself as a little horny bunny,
Jumping around, looking for fuck
The only thing he finds is a duck
My dear pope I`am writing to you
I`m talking to you
I`m not gonna beat you
I watch your face in fuckin` TV
So watch your ass, I don`t need your bless
If you`re reading my letter I hope,
Send me now some super dope
Mortal Kombat!!!
Angelo Sodano
Giacomo Antonelli
Dominico Tardini
Giuseppe Albani
Lorenzo Nina
Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Jarosław Kwa Kwa
12. JAILBREAK
(instrumental)
13. DIABOLICAL FULLSUN HEDONISM
Little Leszek wanted to be a satanist
He didn`t know that he should be a fuckin hedonist, he didn`t know that
Ought to street rock, drink a lot and eat red meat
It`s not a game for children! Feel the hellish heat!
Smell my feet in the name of satan
Six six six in the name of satan
Rape your granny in the name of satan
Shakira Shakira in the name of satan
Devil is fuckin black as murzyn
He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn
A dark side of the side of dark
This is his hellish trade mark
Big Leszek used to be a grim satanistic freak
He told his mom and dad to call him Necrodick, yes he told them!
They were surprised, confused and called a fuckin priest
Told poor Leszek to go to church. He didn`t expect that, holy shit!
Smell my feet in the name of satan
six six six in the name of satan
rape your granny in the name of satan
Shakira Shakira in the name of satan
Devil is fuckin black as murzyn
He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn
A dark side of the side of dark
This is his hellish trade mark
Please remember my dear, it`s really hard to obey
Our dark master of disaster, lord of czarny flamaster.
14. P.I.S.I.O.R. (BOHEMIAN RAP-CITY)
Nie z buka jestem zdjêty kruk
Ani z br¹zowej gwiazdki karzeł
Ja z pisu stary jestem zbuk
Matka jest z lpr
Wyrodny knurze tañcuj na rurze
Dostałe kompa, kupiłe bunt
Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała
Czarne widmo kieruje grot
[W dupsko]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Rozedrgany hemoroid
¯ółty wyprysku na wstrêtnym pysku
Masz swój internet gdzie czarci kult
Zaraz z wikarym damy ci czary
Zoramy tobie mroczny jar
Szary deszcz zmoczy jar
£atwiej ci bêdzie oddawaæ kał
Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała
Czarne widmo kieruje grot
[W dupsko]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Rozedrgany hemoroid
Gdy kciuk wci¹¿ w odbycie twym tkwi nie krzycz aaaaaaj
Lepiej cremaster æwicz dla fasonu jaj
Ooooo zêby, gdyby nie w gêbie zêby
To by w te pêdy chuju dwa odbyty miał
O!O!O!
15. THE DARK SIDE OF THE SIDE OF THE DARK
Tola You have no god in your heart
You should say stop if you said start
You are just creeping like a snake
When you drink - always have another one to take
Your wife is scared, its fuckin disaster
Your life is drinkin and band called Cremaster
I think its bad and selfish desire
So let us stand next to your fire
Tolovy!
Don't be so bad!
Tolovy!
Your face is red!
Tola remember, our job is not new
We have no remorse for those like you
We burned down Bruno and Galileo
Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo
Tola remember, don't mess up with us
We're men of God, You only play bass
We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile
Singing around you sieg heil!
Tola You cannot behave this way
You are the man, not kind of gay
Your teeth fall out because of scrap
Be easy man, dont give a fuck
We think your parson doesn't like you
You never confess, never say truth
You are adult, have child and good job
So be good as bread or take the rope
Tolovy!
Don't be so bad!
Tolovy!
Your face is red!
Tola remember, our job is not new
We have no remorse for those like you
We burned down Bruno and Galileo
Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo
Tola remember, don't mess up with us
We're men of God, You only play bass
We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile
Singing around you sieg heil!
16. SPREAD (SCREAM&SHOUT)
Hallo honey you're all right
Like your skin-tight pinky shirt
Let me smell you pretty baby
Smell your just beneath you skirt
Touch you
Feel the rhythm
Smell you
Flower power
Teach you
Feel the rhythm
Lick you
Over hour
Spread - your magic body
Wet your violet pants
Let me go inside you
Make you scream and shout
Spread your magic body honey
Wet your pinky violet pants
Let me spread your legs from inside
By my milk with coconut
Touch you
Feel the rhythm
Smell you
Flower power
Teach you
Feel the rhythm
Lick you
Over hour
Spread - your magic body
Wet your violet pants
Let me go inside you
Make you scream and shout
Let me get inside you baby
Let me teach your peach to smile
I am commin' you are commin'
Movin' ass in greatest style
17. DAVID LEE GORGO-ROTH
This is a story about little boy
who went to the forest and lost his toy
It was a tank, it`s not a prank but it was found by a tiny ant.
Brought it to the anthill, just nearby the old mill
where the whiskered miller made his delicious flour.
Toy! Toy!
Don`t leave Your toys around!
Why? Why?
Because! Because! Because!
The queen of the black ants didn`t like the red ones
She used a tank to make a satanic war
Destroyed the anthill, the mill and carpathian forest
Nattefrost`s sweet home and Tokyo dome
Toy! Toy!
Don`t leave Your toys around!
Why? Why?
Because! Because! Because!
18. FEAR OF THE PORK
Take one Jesus without bones
Chop some onion, take a sauce,
Tablespoon of pepper flakes.
You can also add some mustard,
Just to marinate this bastard.
Ten green bottles standing on the wall...
You can grill him on the cross
But be sure to hide from the boss,
Satanic hell under the pan,
Unholy fire as hot as the sun
Let`s fry god`s new born son
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
When your meat is quite good
Add some water to make a soup
smashing your cheek like a hooligan`s brick.
Then should boil it for some time
Put a pint of wheat-germs too
And one liver from a cow which makes moo!
At the end of your adventure
with a cooking of christian ranger
Take your pottery and silver cultery.
Do not tell your priest
That you just ate jesus`es wrist
And some holy ribs, with those white little chips.
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
19. KILLED BY THE HAMMER OF STEEL OF THE RING OF THE DRAGON OF METAL OF THE MIGHTY WARRIOR'S SWORD
(instrumental)
Sometimes i can feel this strange thing,
Such a pain, just like a glass in my ass,
Strange centripede
It tries to get out of me
It tries to bite my fuckin dick
It tries to conquer the world
What tha fuck it is?
Black lava, black lava getting out of me, black lava
In the middle of my snot, black lava,
No it is not a knot but black lava
Sometimes i can feel this liquid pressure
Sometimes it comes so quick
It`s not an usual brick
I can say it`s a shitty freak
Never felt so stinky stench
Even when farted on a bench
My eyes are going to break
Black lava, black lava getting out of me, black lava
In the middle of my snot, black lava,
No it is not a knot but black lava
2. HELLVIS PRESLEY
Sit down my boy!
show me your teeth, my little beast
Roll on my pretty!
I can see your muscles under your skin
Under my command!
Wish you never bite my smelly foot.
Run, they will run!
When You`ll go mad, when you show the strenght
Bite the priest!
Crush the ribs!
Take him, take!
Bite the priest!
Hey funny guy!
Do you wear panties under your black dress?
Officer of god,
Do you want to know my lovely dog?
Stay fuckin away!
Or I`m gonna cast off my satanic toy!
Laughing at me?
Be shure it`s not a joke, he`s name is a stroke.
Bite the priest, break his wrist
Crush the ribs!
Take him, take, before he`s not awake
Bite the priest!
I`m just a guy,
From transport company, church is my enemy
But my little dog,
He wears pentagram, listens to Darkthorne
So stay fuckin away!
Or I`m gonna cast off my satanic toy!
Laughing at me?
Be shure it`s not a joke, he`s name is a stroke.
3. CHOCOLATE DAEMON
What the fuck?- would you say,
What it is, what`s his name?
Is this really chocolate daemon?
What`s the colour of his semen?
Is this god`s or devil`s son?
Would I kill it with a gun?
Six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn
Six hundred years of watching porn
Six million days of killing bees
Just spank your monkey and there he is!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Yes, He Did It, Yes He Did!!!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Six Eyes, Six Dicks And A Clit!!!
Ladies and gentleman, may I present
Chocolate daemon no, he`s not a gent
He likes to drink pineapple juice
Doesn`t give a shit of a self-abuse
Secret mission of the Chocolate daemon
is just to find out the color of his semen
Six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn
Six hundred years of watching porn
Six million days of killing bees
Just spank your monkey and there he is!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Yes, He Did It, Yes He Did!!!
Satan Spawned A Chocolate Daemon!!!
Six Eyes, Six Dicks And A Clit!!!
4. DENTIST THE SADIST
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Szesnacie w szczêce, szesnacie w ¿uchwie,
Co mi tam nie gra, szczêka mi puchnie,
Nigdy ju¿ sobie tego nie wybaczê,
Przez swój apetyt stracê dwa siekacze
Kurwa jak boli, jak napierdala,
Niech to opisze tygodnik gala,
Jaki pan wielki, jaki pan têgi
Czemu w swych dłoniach ma pan obcêgi
Co my tu mamy?
Co my tu mamy?
Otwórz nam gêbê Panie kochany
Szybka lustracja, r¹czki siê poc¹
Rwaæ bêdziem, rwaæ! Choæby przemoc¹!
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Co pan mi zrobił, mam dziurê w buzi,
I jak ja dzisiaj dam ciumka Zuzi,
Bo jak jej ryjek zawale juch¹
To ze mn¹ zerwie, tak¹ jest dziewuch¹
Chyba mi kole nawtykałe kitu
Ty chyba jeste politykiem PISu
Zaraz zawołam ojca i matkê
O kurwa!! kole ma koloratkê!
Miałe Badhed dwa siekacze do skubania kaczek,
Ju¿ nie masz zêbów, o jaka szkoda.
Teraz mi mo¿esz zrobiæ... Rabarbar.
Obywatelu!
Zaraza siê szerzy i rozprzestrzenia!
Dostałem list od prezydenta, w którym pisze:
Boruj! Wyrywaj! Zwyciê¿aj!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Rwaæ jego maæ!
Dentysta Sadysta x2
Ropa do klopa
Wiertło, Obcêgi, kubek, zimna woda
Tak siê zaczyna koszmarna przygoda
Nie myłem zêbów bo nie wiedziałem o tym,
¯e jak nie myje to bêd¹ kłopoty,
I tylko dentysta wie, where the slime lives
Szczotko szczotko, hej szczoteczko dogoñ go
Zrobił kupkê mi w siódemkê, oh oh oh
Teraz strasznie plomba mierdzi, tra ta ta
A robaczek dalej pierdzi no i sra
5. CHILD IN CLOCK
My father gave me a clock from his shipyard stock
A clock with a child, a picture on a clock
It came from the Africa, from the girl named Jessica
She was a witch but not a regular bitch
She practiced voodoo magic and her history was tragic
Never believed in catholic shit
That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
The priest from the village, he liked Jessica
He wanted her ass, he wanted to fuck
She put her magic on his catholic dick
Now he wouldn`t fuck even a goat
He`s dick was dead, had broken head
Balls were on fire, burning with desire
She put a soul of his dick in a clock
That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
Uaaa lalalla
6. NEW KIDS ON THE COCK
She was going down the street with a bag on her skinny shoulder.
Shaking her tiny ass, looking so much older, she was only 13.
Oh curly Suzie, sweet curly Suzie
Please touch my swelling cassock.
I can give you a juicy candy,
please take it into your hand.
Saw her playing on the playground,just nearby my church and presbytery,
Isn`t she cute in this yellow dress? Would she like to load my battery?
Now it`s time for me to go to the church,
I have to say a holy mass!
Pray to our lord for Suzie`s ass!
Time is running out now fast, Suzie is getting older,
I have to catch her sweet body soon, before she crosses the border.
Laaa Piri pi ti pi pu laaa piri pum ta puu
7. LONG LIVE GRIND'N'ROLL
I'm a guy that you'll never be
Do ya really wanna to run with me?
Big fat Dino never lies
I don't give a fuck dear guys
I'm not going to prove it to you
Please don't play with me, fuck you!
Grind Machine the hand of fate
All of you are out of date
It`s all written in my soul
Be prepared for rock'n'roll
Meeting me is one way ticket
Open mouth, be sure I'll beat it
You rather shouldn't to be too brave
You better start to dig your grave
I'm not going to prove it to you
Please don't play with me, fuck you!
Grind Machine the hand of fate
All of you are out of date
It`s all written in my soul
Be prepared for rock'n'roll
8. ZOS DAEWOO CULTUS
How could You be so bad to me yesterday
How could you hurt me such hard in my leg
Are You a fuckin retard? Give me back my truck
and fuck off or I`ll tell my mom
I don`t want to be Your friend no more
Get off my back, satan leads my way
Don`t need You anymore !
I`m leaving this sandpit fuckin right now
Do not follow me, I won`t borrow You my bicycle
Wanna play football with me?
No fuckin way, That`s all I wanna say!!!
I don`t want to be Your friend no more
Get off my back, satan leads my way
Don`t need You anymore !
9. DIRTY DANZIG
Can you see a cockroach in your kitchen?
Is it right that not-aryan scum
Eats your fuckin bubble gum?
If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees,
Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream.
Slay the nazarene midge,
he wants to drink your blood, bitch!
Can you see a moth sitting on your cloth,
he`s gonna eat your pants and shoes,
Take your a gun, don`t let it run,
And kill, kill in the name of tragedy.
So if you`re brave, if you don`t want to loose,
do not hide in your skate mothafuckin blouse
If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees,
Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream.
Beat the threadworm whore
It has no right to live no more!
Yes, that`s a beetle under your fuckin bed,
The blood must be shed! the blood must be shed!
Take your a gun, don`t let it run,
And kill, kill in the name of tragedy.
10. NON OPUS GAY
Kiss me, I just wanted it for years
Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears
I want to be your horny little bitch
Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick
String bean, onion, bean and sole
Green pee, I will eat them all
If only my ass sticks it out
I will fart right into your mouth
Now I`m delirious with joy
I'm your lover, I'm your boy
You are my aberrant girl
And you're free to drink my sperm
You can snatch it, you can smell it
I will scream like fawn's bell
When I'm farting I'm growing less
Please, put your hand into my ass
I'm not, my baby, common boy
I can nail up and destroy
And I'm not going to a jail
Cause I'm catholic GOD, simple GAY
Kiss me, I just wanted it for years
Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears
I want to be your horny little bitch
Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick
11. DIABOLOUS IN VATICAN
My dear pope I`am writing to you
Cause i`m gonna need some dope, a dope from you
I need to get high, i need to sleep at night
I wanna meet your boss hanging on the cross
My dear pope I`am writing to you
I haven`t slept for 666 nights, whole long nights
I cannot work, i cannot eat,
Please ask your boss to stop this shit
I can assure you that it`s not funny
I feel myself as a little horny bunny,
Jumping around, looking for fuck
The only thing he finds is a duck
My dear pope I`am writing to you
I`m talking to you
I`m not gonna beat you
I watch your face in fuckin` TV
So watch your ass, I don`t need your bless
If you`re reading my letter I hope,
Send me now some super dope
Mortal Kombat!!!
Angelo Sodano
Giacomo Antonelli
Dominico Tardini
Giuseppe Albani
Lorenzo Nina
Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Jarosław Kwa Kwa
12. JAILBREAK
(instrumental)
13. DIABOLICAL FULLSUN HEDONISM
Little Leszek wanted to be a satanist
He didn`t know that he should be a fuckin hedonist, he didn`t know that
Ought to street rock, drink a lot and eat red meat
It`s not a game for children! Feel the hellish heat!
Smell my feet in the name of satan
Six six six in the name of satan
Rape your granny in the name of satan
Shakira Shakira in the name of satan
Devil is fuckin black as murzyn
He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn
A dark side of the side of dark
This is his hellish trade mark
Big Leszek used to be a grim satanistic freak
He told his mom and dad to call him Necrodick, yes he told them!
They were surprised, confused and called a fuckin priest
Told poor Leszek to go to church. He didn`t expect that, holy shit!
Smell my feet in the name of satan
six six six in the name of satan
rape your granny in the name of satan
Shakira Shakira in the name of satan
Devil is fuckin black as murzyn
He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn
A dark side of the side of dark
This is his hellish trade mark
Please remember my dear, it`s really hard to obey
Our dark master of disaster, lord of czarny flamaster.
14. P.I.S.I.O.R. (BOHEMIAN RAP-CITY)
Nie z buka jestem zdjêty kruk
Ani z br¹zowej gwiazdki karzeł
Ja z pisu stary jestem zbuk
Matka jest z lpr
Wyrodny knurze tañcuj na rurze
Dostałe kompa, kupiłe bunt
Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała
Czarne widmo kieruje grot
[W dupsko]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Rozedrgany hemoroid
¯ółty wyprysku na wstrêtnym pysku
Masz swój internet gdzie czarci kult
Zaraz z wikarym damy ci czary
Zoramy tobie mroczny jar
Szary deszcz zmoczy jar
£atwiej ci bêdzie oddawaæ kał
Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała
Czarne widmo kieruje grot
[W dupsko]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora
Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh
Rozedrgany hemoroid
Gdy kciuk wci¹¿ w odbycie twym tkwi nie krzycz aaaaaaj
Lepiej cremaster æwicz dla fasonu jaj
Ooooo zêby, gdyby nie w gêbie zêby
To by w te pêdy chuju dwa odbyty miał
O!O!O!
15. THE DARK SIDE OF THE SIDE OF THE DARK
Tola You have no god in your heart
You should say stop if you said start
You are just creeping like a snake
When you drink - always have another one to take
Your wife is scared, its fuckin disaster
Your life is drinkin and band called Cremaster
I think its bad and selfish desire
So let us stand next to your fire
Tolovy!
Don't be so bad!
Tolovy!
Your face is red!
Tola remember, our job is not new
We have no remorse for those like you
We burned down Bruno and Galileo
Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo
Tola remember, don't mess up with us
We're men of God, You only play bass
We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile
Singing around you sieg heil!
Tola You cannot behave this way
You are the man, not kind of gay
Your teeth fall out because of scrap
Be easy man, dont give a fuck
We think your parson doesn't like you
You never confess, never say truth
You are adult, have child and good job
So be good as bread or take the rope
Tolovy!
Don't be so bad!
Tolovy!
Your face is red!
Tola remember, our job is not new
We have no remorse for those like you
We burned down Bruno and Galileo
Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo
Tola remember, don't mess up with us
We're men of God, You only play bass
We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile
Singing around you sieg heil!
16. SPREAD (SCREAM&SHOUT)
Hallo honey you're all right
Like your skin-tight pinky shirt
Let me smell you pretty baby
Smell your just beneath you skirt
Touch you
Feel the rhythm
Smell you
Flower power
Teach you
Feel the rhythm
Lick you
Over hour
Spread - your magic body
Wet your violet pants
Let me go inside you
Make you scream and shout
Spread your magic body honey
Wet your pinky violet pants
Let me spread your legs from inside
By my milk with coconut
Touch you
Feel the rhythm
Smell you
Flower power
Teach you
Feel the rhythm
Lick you
Over hour
Spread - your magic body
Wet your violet pants
Let me go inside you
Make you scream and shout
Let me get inside you baby
Let me teach your peach to smile
I am commin' you are commin'
Movin' ass in greatest style
17. DAVID LEE GORGO-ROTH
This is a story about little boy
who went to the forest and lost his toy
It was a tank, it`s not a prank but it was found by a tiny ant.
Brought it to the anthill, just nearby the old mill
where the whiskered miller made his delicious flour.
Toy! Toy!
Don`t leave Your toys around!
Why? Why?
Because! Because! Because!
The queen of the black ants didn`t like the red ones
She used a tank to make a satanic war
Destroyed the anthill, the mill and carpathian forest
Nattefrost`s sweet home and Tokyo dome
Toy! Toy!
Don`t leave Your toys around!
Why? Why?
Because! Because! Because!
18. FEAR OF THE PORK
Take one Jesus without bones
Chop some onion, take a sauce,
Tablespoon of pepper flakes.
You can also add some mustard,
Just to marinate this bastard.
Ten green bottles standing on the wall...
You can grill him on the cross
But be sure to hide from the boss,
Satanic hell under the pan,
Unholy fire as hot as the sun
Let`s fry god`s new born son
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
When your meat is quite good
Add some water to make a soup
smashing your cheek like a hooligan`s brick.
Then should boil it for some time
Put a pint of wheat-germs too
And one liver from a cow which makes moo!
At the end of your adventure
with a cooking of christian ranger
Take your pottery and silver cultery.
Do not tell your priest
That you just ate jesus`es wrist
And some holy ribs, with those white little chips.
Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise,
Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze
One squirrel or you can also take two
This is my recipe for christian soup
19. KILLED BY THE HAMMER OF STEEL OF THE RING OF THE DRAGON OF METAL OF THE MIGHTY WARRIOR'S SWORD
(instrumental)
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