1. EVIL DEAD

Four close friends in a cabin
In the woods on vacation
In their search they found a book
Read the text and hell broke loose
There's something wrong
They're all possessed
They found a book
The evil dead are out for blood
They got the chicks now duck and run
Now it's down to one man left
The dead watch out he'll have your head
Book of the dead


2. MY HMO WON'T COVER THIS

I made it threw the night and the only one left alive
I cut and chopped and fought my way cause I wanted to Survive
The dead were fucking ticked and they couldn't let it go
They're up again, they want revenge, you wanna fight lets Go
Ok now I'm pissed, evil dead don't fuck with this
I'll rip their eyes out from their sockets and stick them In my front coat pocket
Oh yeah come to think, my hmo won't cover this
You better home I fucking die cause now I'm out for every Dime
It's a battle royal, no holds bar, and the blows are Hitting low
We fight and fight, and fight, fight, fight, the damage Starts to show
Then the dead possessed my hand so I sawed the fucker off
I hope you know the games over and I'll beat you with my Stub
Run - I'll cut your body into bits
Hide - I'll make you dead a second time
Run - I'll even give you a head start
Hide - too late bud your ass is mine


3. ARMY OF DARKNESS

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, GO!
Snatched the book and got the chick
"groovy" I think, I'm the shit
But it turns out I'm not done yet
When I grabbed the book I should have said
Klaatu... barada... nikto... (and)
Can't these guys give me a break
Dead means dead and don't hesitate
My job is done so send me back
But I'll fight your war no strings attached
Army of darkness... our time to shine is now!


4. HAIL TO THE KING

Bruce campbell is the man
With his chainsaw for a hand
He'll smash your face into stone walls
Dead or not he'll watch you fall
Whether he is in the woods
Or medieval times to kick some ass
What ever in his bag of tricks
He'll fuck you up with his boom stick
Hail to the king, hail to the king
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