ChuggaBoom : Zodiac Arrest

Metalcore / United-Kingdom
(2015 - Self-Released)
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Lyrics

1. RAISE THE ROOFIE

I am a monster
I am a failure
And other demeaning words
I suck as a human
I want to die now please
I cry at night because nobody loves me
I eat lots of ice cream cause I'm lonely
Pretending I'm bulimic to get some more attention
I really like food
It's not enough
I want to eat more food
Only to make a point of throwing it up later
Hahaha
Chuggaboom 2015 motherfuckers
You ready for this shit bitch
So here we go again
Another line to describe
My desperate lonely life
I smoke and drink and shit
How rock n roll is this
I half scream bollocks in this microphone
You got that hoe
Life isn't fair
I can't live in this world anymore
Your a fucking faggot
You stop and stare
I flip you off as if you are not there
Your a fucking faggot
Living in this new found world
I try to find
Meaning in the madness
I know this doesn't mean that much
But this is deep shit that I'm dealing with
I wish I was in issues because then I could have lots more synth like this
Yeah
Come on
Rapping while your screaming makes you sound really fucking badass
Call me fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit
Listen to my fucking growls and lyrics about shagging girls
Call me fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit drop this shit
Rapping while your screaming makes you sound really badass
Call me fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit
Listen to my fucking growls and lyrics about shagging girls
Call me fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit
Living in this new found world
I try to find
Meaning in this madness
I know this doesn't mean that much
But this is deep shit that I'm dealing with
I am a monster


2. UNFRIENDLY OPERATIONS UP ON THE ROOF

My mother never loved me
This ship is sinking, and we have a man overboard
The wind's not blowing in the correct direction
We are drifting off the edge of the map
And my compass doesn't even know where north should be
But never fear, cause I am here
I am an expert in direction
(expert in direction)
I'll use my sat-nav
Because I have fat stacks
(Fat stacks)
So bring me the horizon
I feel it rising
It's taking over me
The urge to do this
It's coming
I feel it
Two step motherfucker
Yeah two step motherfucker
Two step

If I sing these sorts of lyrics
The cool kids will respect me
And I will slowly become more famous

And so I...
Take another leaf of the book of electronica to find
Something that can take over the mind
An evil sounding choir is now what we desire!
Since babymetal made all this shit accesable
Are you impressed because I know I am
Take a listen to what evil I've become
Scream as quick as me to join the club
Motherfuckers wish they were as cool as me
But never do I ever let em
I struggle with my inner deep down feelings
I have a vice
I found my vice
My legs are dangling off the edge
And the bottom of the bottle is my only friend...
For now

I have got like
Five friends
And they are all
Very supportive
When I'm down
What more can I
Ask for
Two step motherfucker
Two step motherfucker

If I sing these sorts of lyrics
The cool kids will respect me
And I will slowly become more famous
And we'll sing from our hearts, straight out of the dark
And other cliche phrases
Because I'm more accessible than your own face!

Two step motherfucker
Two step motherfucker


3. MAD SKILLS BRAH!

I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now
Angry today so I find someone to blame now
Scrolling through the list of thousands
Spending hours at a time
Playing online, to show the world I am not a
Noob, Scrub, Camper, Feeding, Son of a Bitch

Come at me bro, I'll take your soul
What the fuck no?!
That was my kill motherfucker!
Noob Kill-Stealing Cancerous Fuck
Go die in a fire!

So I eat another apple
To calm my nerves before
I click 500,000 times
(I'm so MLG)
I'm so MLG

I've decided to go more retro
Let's play some Mario
I'm down in sewer now
Feel free to come and join me
I know we'll make it easy
Because we're playing this Wii
Just you and me
I'm bored of that game now, time to have a look around
Oh look at what I have found, the original Bioshock
I look at the box, remember the final boss
"Would you kindly..." fuck that no actually
I see a stack of GameCube games
I don't have a clue what I want to play
Maybe Sonic Adventure
Actually, I'm better at MOBA's

So I eat another apple
To calm my nerves before
I click 500,000 times
I'm so MLG
No you can not beat me in 1v1
I'm better than you in every single way
According to this game

Bleh

I died, I died, I died a-fucking-gain
I died, I died, I died a-fucking-gain


4. 14 YEAR OLDS HAVE MORE SEX THAN ME

Oh oh oh! Bleah bleah bleah!
Taping back my eyes
To stay awake
To finish
My course work
It's not done yet!
Oh how difficult is life
Now that I can't just get my mum to do it for me!
Because that's how I passed secondary school
I was never actually intelligent
Thanks mother
Life is so hard and I don't know how to write an essay
It's easy they say but this word count
It's telling me differently
Each day goes and I'm closer
To giving up
I just wanna eat Chicken
Bleah
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo
Fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
So not only
Am I fucking stupid
I am also fucking useless
In bed
God help me i need to get laid
But only if they won't judge me
I'll judge them instead!
Shoving socks down my trousers
To make my balls look
Loads bigger
It's not worked yet!
Oh how difficult
My love life's now I
I'm living back home with my parents
Not able to look after myself
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo
Fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
OH SHIT!
Bleah!


5. A BBQ IN ANTARCTICA

Oh

It doesn’t even matter what words come out of my mouth
You’re gonna buy this bullshit regardless of what I decide to spout
We are living in a time where people will buy anything that rhymes
So I’m taking advantage of that fact and writing all of this pseudo-meaningful crap

And you will sing along with me like this

We are living now
And we won’t let go
No we’ll never leave you all alone
For as long as there is this music you’ll find a way to get past it
We’ll sing you all a song
Just to string you all along
To our tune

Maybe you’re getting ripped off
By all the bands like us that do not give a fuck
And maybe you’re getting shown up
By taking pictures with our soulless mugs

Yeah

We’re gonna hit the road very soon and you’ll be inspired
By the sheer brilliance that you think we live for and desire
You will cry when you here my voice singing all in tune
Then tell all your friends that we are so heavy and full-on brutal

We are living now
And we won’t let go
No we’ll never leave you all alone
For as long as there is this music you’ll find a way to get past it
We’ll sing you all a song
Just to string you all along
To our tune

We are living now
And we won’t let go
No we’ll never leave you all alone
For as long as there is this music you’ll find a way to get past it
We’ll sing you all a song
Just to string you all along baby

Maybe you’re getting ripped off
By all the bands like us that do not give a fuck
And maybe you’re getting shown up
By taking pictures with our soulless mugs


6. SMOKE RINGS OF SATURN

I like to drink sometimes
Oh!
And then I get drunk
But that is what happens
When you drink lots of alcohol
You silly billy, let's go get drunk
In a safe enviroment
Yeah, woah, here we go
We're having lots of fun tonight
Woah, look over there, there is a fight
But let's not get involved because we might get arrested
We're gonna party all night (actually until a sensible time)
When we'll go home and call it a night
But for now well do it right
We'll drink up, horns up, stand up, tall y'all
Yeah, oh I am a party animal
Similar to a squirrel
I'm sorry if I'm obnoxious
I'm just trying to dance till I'm nauseous
Join me
We'll drink out of those little red cups
There is a problem with endless partying
No it's not a secret everyone knows it
It's universal
I really need to pee
I need some relief
Pressure is building
Need to take a leak
Or I will explode
I'm better, I'm back on the go
Tomorrow I will need to see my gp
But for now I'll ignore the missing part of my leg
I see the keg and well (chugg chugg chugg)
Oh shit I forgot I was supposed to be responsible
No drink and driving
When the fuck did my eyebrows dissapear?
Oh well I'll (chugg chugg chugg)
There is a problem with endless partying
Oh no it's not a secret
Everyone knows it
It's universal
Oh I really need to pee
I need to go to the toilet
No it's not a secret everyone knows I really need to pee
Drink up let's dance motherfuckers
(chugg chugg chugg)
I also smoke weed sometimes


7. FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT

Heurghhha

Im either drunk high or about to die
Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
Im getting desperate, how did i end up in this mess
Im always making bad decisions
Yeah im like a carnivore
Im eating all the herbivores
What what
Youre like a snail without its trail a party without a hat

I dont like anything at all
Except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like im getting sucked into a black hole
Whenever i talk to you
What have you done to me?
Why can't i feel anything?
I know i suck but so do you i hope you die fairly soon

Everything sucks, everything can get fucked
I hate the ground i hate the sky
I hate the dirt inside my eye
'cause everything is super fucking lame
And everyone is always super fucking gay
Not that thats a problem im all for equality
I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe
We all get bullied left right and centre
Because everyone sucks and i hate them

Drunk high or about to die
Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
Im getting desperate how did i end up in this mess
Im always making bad decisions

I dont like anything at all
Except for cupcackes and coffee
I feel like im getting sucked into a black hole
Whenever i talk to you
What have you done to me?
Why can't i feel anything?
I know i suck but so do you i hope you die very soon
Im either drunk high or about to die


8. #TBT THAT TIME WHEN I MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER

I like to talk into my SCREAMS!
BLEH!
I got a walkie-talkie
Hooked up to the room next to me
With the press-to-talk button taped down
I am 23
She's only 18
I think she's watching me made in Chelsea
On her TV
Waiting for the right time to strike
This will be the time she enters my life
I can't wait to feel her lips pressed against mine
OH SHIT!
She's found the walkie-talkie!
FUUUUUUCK!
She's found the walkie-talkie!
Oh no, I've fucked this up!
Long story short like a porno
She found me out and now we are
Making out on your bed
HA HA HA HA HA HA wait what?

I Made Out With Your Sister Hah Hah Ha
What are you gonna do bitch?
I tasted her tongue inside of my mouth
And it tasted really good!

[Verse 2 - Levi Taurus and 2Chainz]
Chuggaboom 2015!
Let's go! (Yeah)
2Chainz! Are you ready?
Yeah!
Let's go!
YO! Your baby sister? Nah she used to my baby sitter
I put a baby in her and I make that bitch baby sit her
I be spittin lyrics, until she finished listening
She into sinnin' but really I'm into hit n' quittin'
Imma throw it down she be screamin' loud
I don't really give a fuck bring the neighbours round
While I dick her down just play the sound
Now I'll take her to town, well
She be givin' it up like it's Christmas or my birthday
But I'll be beatin' your sister
IN THE WORST WAY!
I'm in again, never thinking about the consequence
Of doing this to the sister of my friend
But oh well, she's calling me back for round 3
She's so arousing
Oh shit you do actually look a lot like him
FUUUUUUCK!
It feels like I'm shagging my mate
Oh no I've gone all soft
But wait a minute again, I'm finding it tough to not call you my friend
I feel bent, but never mind I just had sex
(Yeah)

I Made Out With Your Sister Hah Hah Ha
What are you gonna do bitch?
I tasted her tongue inside of my mouth
And it tasted really good!

Walkie-talkies are the best icebreakers
I want you to know
Your sister has a really really nice
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
(Oh shit)
Ha ha ha hah HA!
I Fucked Your Sister Hard!
I Fucked Your Sister Hard!


9. HUMOROUSLY ELONGATING THE TITLE OF THIS SONG

Some call me the messiah, others call me just a man
But no matter If you worship me or wanna tear me down
I'm gonna leave you trembling
FEAR ME
Come at me IRL
FEAR ME
I'm gonna tear you down
FEAR ME
I am the lord of breakdowns
FEAR ME
I'm gonna steal your crown
FEAR ME
You'll never even get close
For I am greater than the greatest thing you could ever dream
I am the king of the zodiac the harbinger of beatdowns
The lord of all that screams
The chuggalos are not just fans they are disciples
And they are just waiting to preach my gospel
We'll turn this industry around, prepare for the revolution now
I walk amongst you and you'd never know, this is not even my final form
I will elevate you to a better cause, so follow me you will see the Chugg life's the one to lead
We will rise up to be the greatest ever thing
We'll never, no not ever be defeated
The chugg life's the only life I know and I'm gonna never let it go
Become one of us, become one of us
So I dare you to write an album as good as mine
Because the level of geniusness would kill your mind
I might let you be in my presence If I'm feeling kind
But you would be my coffee bitch until you die
Give me all your money and I might consider you one of us
And I promise you mums and dads, we are definetly not a cult
I walk amongst you and you'd never know, this is not even my final form
I will elevate you to a better cause, so follow me, you will see the Chugg life's the one to lead
We will rise up to be the greatest ever thing. We'll never, no not ever be defeated
The Chugg life's the only life I know and I'm gonna never let it go
Become one of us, become one of us
Some call me the messiah, others call me just a man
But no matter If you worship me or wanna tear me down
You become one of us BITCH
OH
We will rise up to be the greatest ever thing
We'll never, no not ever be defeated
The Chugg life's the only life I know and I'm gonna never let it go
Become one of us, become one


10. OHANA MEANS FAMILY (YOU BASTARD)

I wake up again to voices inside my head
Telling me I am not good enough
They want me to find something new, something better
Not satisfied with my state of consciousness
No! What is this?
I don't want to go yet and take another breath
I'm feeling my heartbeat fade
And I don't know what to say
Don't know what to say to
YOU!

Oh I think I made a massive mistake
Out of desperation I signed away
And now I can't see myself in the mirror
I'm freezing cold but I just needed to see her
One more time!
Can you see me darling?
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry It's ended like this
Don't search for my body
I don't want to see your tears
I did not want to leave you all behind
You should still be mine
I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft
But I am stuck between life and death
Please don't do this to me
I'm not prepared to live in infinity
I'm counting the days
Since I last told you
I loved you
I just wanna feel your touch
One more time!
Can you see me, darling?
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry It's ended like this
Don't search for my body
I don't want to see your tears
I did not want to leave you all behind
You should still be mine
I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft
But I am stuck between life and death
Living in half existence
Day in and day out and day and out again
Never able to let you know
I am still with you every second
You're not alone

I'm feeling so alone

I'm feeling so alone

I can't
Exist
Like this
So alone
I
Can't
Exist
Like this
So alone

No I did not want to leave you all behind
You should still be mine
I did not want to leave you all behind
You should still be mine
I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft
But I am stuck between life and death
Living in half existence
Day in and day out and day in and out again
Never able to let you know
I am still with you every second
You're not alone
No you're not alone
No
You're not alone


11. I JUST HAD SEX (THE LONELY ISLAND COVER) (BONUS TRACK)

Yea we did it (Lonely Island)
Is ChuggaBoom

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past

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