1. MORBID FLATULENCE

Morbid Flatulence
The time has come look our be brave and strong
The sky is black I now know there's something wrong
It started when gramma brown baked her beans
Now I must coat my ass with vicks vaseline
Coming right through the cracks of your hardwood floors
Life turns to death your lungs fill with mushroom spores
What a time for the oder to get real stinky
Just when me and this chick were getting kinky

Morbid flatulence - A stench of death
Morbid flatulence - Your final breath
Morbid flatulence - Hemroidal sneeze
Morbid flatulence - Death far disease

Ripping out of assholes the plague is worsening
Blood curdling from your brain now death is thirsting
Intestines squeeze out a gastly bubble
You've now released a new type of filthy trouble
Thousands of people dying everyday
From a disease that's far worse than the AIDS
Be prepared for the final shocking blow
Across the land it will take all control

Morbid flatulence - A stench of death
Morbid flatulence - Your final breath
Morbid flatulence - Hemroidal sneeze
Morbid flatulence - Death far disease


2. FLUBBERSCUM

Running down the street not to far behind
You hear her stomping feet she wants to bump and grind
My mother brought her home one day
She said keep her happy and then walked away

Flubber scum - get away
Flubber scum - Don't delay
Flubber scum - Lick my piss
Flubber scum - Double fist fuck

Her face reminded me of a mongoloid beast
Those tits on her were made from yeast
She jumped on my face before I could run
I almost drowned as she spewed out here cum

Flubber scum - Out of my bed
Flubber scum - Have you been fed
Flubber scum - "Can I stay please"
Flubber scum - Drop to your knees bitch

She looked at me and said with a grin
Gimmie that love load blow it on my chin
I obeyed her command but ran out of breath
As I suddenly realized she had three chins left

You know of course I would never do this
Fifteen beers later her pussy I'd kiss
Next day I awoke thought it was a dream
Until I felt my sheets they were full of here ream

I was so sore from the pounding attack
That 300 pounds hope don't come back


3. SUK YOUR OWN DIK

I want all you faggots out there
To listen up cause I don't care
You spit out loud to "Suck my dick"
I'll smash your brain and rip off your prick
Be careful of what you have to say
I'll condemn you to a life of gay
Listen up don't fuck with me
So suck your own little pee pee

Suck your own dick
You make me get sick
Suck your own dick
Yes your little stringbean prick

I want all you faggots out there
To listen up cause I don't care
You spit out loud to "Suck my dick"
I'll smash your brain and rip off your prick
Be careful of what you have to say
I'll condemn you to a life of gay
Listen up don't fuck with me
So suck your own little pee pee

Suck your own dick
You make me get sick
Suck your own dick
Yes your little stringbean prick


4. CHEEZERZ

Stand in line - wasting time
Looking for - cheese to find
They all know - I have returned
Can't they learn - going to burn

Cheezerzcheezerz
Cheezin everyday
Cheezerzcheezerz
Why don't they just pay

Five pounds - Mr. cow
Enough to feed - big fat sow
Grab their milk - grab their butter
Grab their bags - back to the gutter

Cheezerzcheezerz
Cheezin everyday
Cheezerzcheezerz
Why don't they just pay

Why don't you just listen and get a fucking job
I'll plug you in the head that would be one more lesser slob
So go to the nearest center and get your cheese today
Cause when I see come out those doors I'll blow your ass Away


5. GREEN LIQUID DEBREE

Why does it hurt when I have to pee?
What have I done why does it happen to me
Maybe it's a passing thing I'm not sure
I hope there is a medicine that can cure

I can't drink no liquid cause I know the results
Those god damn dykes it's all their fucking faults
I'm not another mark in the record books
Who did not realize that bitch was a crook

It hurts when I pee
Green liquid debree
It hurts when I pee
Causing me to bleed

It hurts when I pee
Green liquid debree
It hurts when I pee
Causing me to bleed


6. SYPHILUPAGUS

Syphilupagus - She wants all of us
Syphilupagus - One you cannot trust
Syphilupagus - Don't put up a fuss
Syphilupagus - Piss flaps are her must

Dick puss, dick puss, dick puss, dick puss

Syphilupagus - Cunt will form a crust
Syphilupagus - Turns your cum to dust
Syphilupagus - Dick will fill with puss
Syphilupagus - Make you shit out rust


7. DEVIL'S HOLE

Skating down the street one day
I hit a bump I'm sorry to say
Slid down a sewer and down through a crack
Met the devil said I aint going back
Turned to the beast and flipped him the bird
Next thing I knew he let out a turd
On my face what a disgrace
I ran away fast and began the chase

Visit the devils' hole
Witness the devil's hole
Stick it in the devil's hole

He grabbed my ass and though he was slick
Pulled my pants off and sucked my dick
Rammin it down his dirty dirt road
Next thing that went was my hot steamy load
I packed his fudge so fucking tight
He dropped to the floor for one last bite
He said come on back let's do it again
Next time though please bring some friends

Visit the devils' hole
Witness the devil's hole
Stick it in the devil's hole

I've got nothing better to do
Than stick my dick into you
Why don't you bend over
On all fours like my dog rover


8. VAGINA BLOOD FART

It's about that time of month
For staleness to shoot out your cunt
You forgot your maxi thins
Now it forms underneath you're skin
Your pussy starts to smoke
Don't laugh because it's no joke
Your mind begins to fear
That you're life is one red smear

Thunderous sound from below
Morbid river begins to flow

VBF - Vagina blood fart
VBF - Ripping your flesh apart
VBF - Vagina blood fart
VBF - You knew it from the start...
Blood fart... blood fart... blood fart sweet heart

You're in for it now you bitch
Grab a needle and start to stitch
Hurry up and stop the flood
Of you're stinky chunky red blood
How does it make you feel
It's a soup you can eat like a meal
You finished but what to do
Kickback in you're sea of scab spew

Thunderous sound from below
Morbid river begins to flow


9. MR. YUK

Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green
Home is full of lots of things that children shouldn't touch
Home is full of bad things that can hurt you very much.

Get to know his face... in every single place

When you see it
You'll know quick
Things marked yuk
Make you sick
Sick, sick, sick

Get to know his face... in every single place

Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green
Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green

Open up the cupboard
What do you see
A funny looking face
Not smiling at me
You better listen up
You people think he's dead
He'll smash your fucking face
And make you give him head

Mr. yuk
Mr. yuk
He don't really give a fuck
Mr. yuk
Mr. yuk
The time has come your out of luck

Germicide's his way of life
His middle name is death
He'll tear out lungs with poisonous gas
It's time to take your last fucking breath