1. KNEEL BEFORE...

Kneel before the four drunkards of the alkökalypse!


2. THE FOUR DRUNKARDS OF THE ALKÖKALYPSE

The final day of mankind is near
In the end they will all drown in beer
Open gates in a land from below
4 Drunkards are starting the apocalyptic flow

The 4 drunkards of the alcopalypse
Comin to you on judgement day
Drunkards - alcopalypse
You will die if you don't obey!

The ground bursts - beer floods
Alcopalypse is here!
Straight from hell the drunkards take their price

Humanity in panic!
People die in pain!
The giant wave of beer is coming over you


3. STOMP TO THE GROUND

2 or 3 hits between your eyes
You're in the dirt, your girlfriend cries
You wanna know what's next to do?
I'll rip your ass, man that's the clue!

Punch in your face!
I will disgrace!
Breakin' your jaw!
Stomp to the ground

Why do you have to look so bad
Black coloured hair, you're oh so sad
But I'm living my own rules
No pussy attitude, I'll crush the fools!


4. DRUNKEN DRIVER ONSLAUGHT (D.D.O.)

The party is over, I get in my car
The dudes fall on the back seat row
Drunk as hell, they arent behaving that well
Should it drive? "fuck it, let's go!"

Drunken driver onslaught!
Get out of our way!

Is it red or green? I don't really care!
'Cause to me it's all the same
Drivin' on the sidewalk, killing everything on the way
The drunkards are going insane

Finally we got home, I take a look at my car
The bumper is covered in gore
Inside the car I smell the stench of relief
There is puke all over the floor


5. STENCH OF RELIEF

Once the show is done
We are drunk enough to rage
Like the forces of brewtality
Unlished from sobriety's cage

I can't get enough - need to get out!
I fall on the ground!
I puke out my guts - facing the dirt!
The stench of relief

Ears fucked from distortion
Bottles flying, breakin' jaws
Sobriety is smashed!
I can feel it in my maw


6. DIE-HARD MENFOLK

I've got a cock so believe me I'm a man
And I am a die-hard thrash metal fan

Don't fuck with me or
I will fuck you up
And if you are fucked up
I'll cut your fuckin' stub

Die-hard menfolk!

Don't cross my way or I will cause you pain
But for me it's a pleasure, you won't die in vain!

Fuck off!

You've got a girlfriend but you're not able to score
That's because you've got no prick to stuff this whore


7. CROSSOVER GERMANY

Don't try to be something that you're not
Don't call yourself a metalhead 'cause
Trendfuckers suck!
Metalcore, emocore, or whatever you play
Gay screams, trendy hair
Please, don't get in my way!

Cxoxbx, in flames and the rest of the crew
Do you thing that you're heavy?
Do you know what you do?
Painting fingernails before getting on the stage?!
This isn't the meaning of metal, fags
Is it to late?

Crossover germany! send them all to hell!

We are living what we play
We are no trendwhores,
We are going our way!
This is no trend!
No mtv produced show!
Die-hard thrashers are back
Posers, you gotta go!

Crossover germany! thrash is fuckin' back!

We will thrash the posers down!
We will mosh the lamest crowd!
We will bring the insanity back!
We will bring the old school back!


8. CHAINSAW REAPER

They call me the chainsaw reaper
cause every night I shred
And when I find you dancing
You are better off dead

I grab these pussies by their shorthair
And throw them in the mud
I force them to eat my chainsaw
So they choke on their blood

Chainsaw reaper!

I enter the local danceclub
The chainsaw in my hand
I rush towards the dancefloor
To seal their bloody end


9. WE ARE THE FUCKIN' KINGS

Now, you did it once, you won't do it again
I guess you didn't know, but I'm about to slam
We are the kings, why don't you realize?
But now it's to late, I won't tell you twice

We are the fuckin' kings!

I'm gonna knock you out, I'm gonna smash your spine
YOu're down on the floor, now your life is mine
You stupid motherfucker chose the wrong way
If you try to be against us, listen to what I say


10. GERMAN JUNK FOOD LEGIONS

We love to devour tons of meat
Cheap greasy food is what we eat
Sweating oil from every pore
Carrying out the junk food law

We may get sick
We may be fed up
But german junk food legions
Will never stop

Frie by frie passes my throat
The waitress gets me another load
She's got a cheeseburger's grace
I want to cum on her face!

German junk food legions!