1. BLACKENED IN THE USSR

Flew in from Miami-Kirk, Larz, Cliff, and me

Whipping dance of dead last nite
On the way the paper bag wuz on my knee
Couldn't even hit the lightz

We're blackened the U.S.S.R.
Kirk, Cliff, me, and Larz-ohhh !

Blackened the U.S.S.R.
Been away too fuckin' long so we trashed the place


FUCK YEAH!!
It'z good to be back home !
Death to Mother Earth and the human race
Just as long the beer'z got foam

We're blackened the U.S.S.R.

Kirk, Cliff, me, and Larz-woah-ohhh !

Blackened the U.S.- 
Blackened the U.S.- 
Blackened the U.S.S.R.

Well, the Ukraine booze really knockz me out
All you see iz in obscurity
And Moscow vodka makes me scream and shout
And Georgia'z got the d-d-darkest p-p-p-p-potency! - NEVER !! 

WOO-OA-AH !

Decadence remainz and there is no doubt
That we'll cauze your hearing harm
Let me hear the flying-Vz a-ringing out

Oh, FUCK NO! My beer is warm!

OHHHHHHH, LET ME TELL YOU, LEMMY !! 
YEAH, I'M BLACKENED !! BLACKENED !!


2. SANDMAN

Let me tell you how shit will be
Better grip your pillow tight-a-lay
Now enter Sandman 
YEE-AA-AH, enter Sandman
I will fill your eyes with sand
Off to Nevernever land

Cuz I'm the Sandman 
YEE-AA-AH, fuckin' Sandman
I'm the Sandman - with a metal beat
And I think that - Dokken's fuckin' weak 
I want you to bang - right in the street
And if you sleepwalk - destroy and seek - SANDMAN !



Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for Cliff my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake
I'll pray for Cliff my soul to take

OHH! I am the beast under Don Dokken's bed - SANDMAN, fuckin' Dokken !

I'm in his closet, in his head - 
SANDMAN, fuckin' weak!


Cuz I'm the Sandman 
YEE-AA-AH, fuckin' Sandman


And my advice as Dokken dies - SANDMAN !
It's time to kiss your ass goodbye - SANDMAN
Cuz I'm the Sandman 
YEE-AA-AAH, fuckin' Sandman

And you'll sleep with one eye open for me 
SANDMAN !


3. AND I'M EVIL

My mother was a witch, burned alive - ooooh!
And if she ain't my bitch, you'd cry tears too
I'm evil !

Now of revenge I sing, most evilly
The shit on you I'll bring, most metally
I'm evil !
Yeah !



Vengeance like mine could never die
As long as my metal's in me
Black is my Misfits shirt,I've 20 Eyes 
Sleeveless shirt full of dirt says "Darling Die" 

And I'm evil !

Vengeance like mine could never die
As long as my metal's in me


Black is my Misfits shirt, I've 20 Eyes 
Sleeveless shirt full of fucking dirt says "Darling Die" 

And I'm evil-yes, I am 
And I'm evil-I am man 
And I'm evil-yes, I fuckin' am !


4. GOT TO GET YOU TRAPPED UNDER ICE

You are in Hell, you're in a shell
Only ice is what you'll find there
A frozen core, can't take no more
You'll freeze right out your fuckin' mind there 

OOOOOH !! Then I suddenly see you 
OOOOOH !!
Did I tell you I'll freeze you
Every single day of your life ?


What can you do, what can you see ?

All they have is MTV there
Can't move at all, can't hear your call

Bananarama's all they play there 

OOOOOH !!
You were meant to be freezing 
OOOOOH !!
Crystallized and you're sneezing
No one knows or hears what you say


Got to get you trapped under ice !


You cannot run, you cannot hide
Cause the ice securely holds you
Wrapped up tight, can't move, break free
Hand of Doom is so fuckin' cold, ooooooh ! 

OOOOOH !!
Then I suddenly see you 
OOOOOH !!
Did I tell you I'll freeze you
Every single day in the ice ?


Got to get you trapped under ice !


5. LEPER MADONNA

Leper Madonna - spineless from the start

Like a Virgin comes to town, 
you're sucked into the part 
Living by your story, spreading your disease
Suffer for your glory, falling to your knees
Friday nite - a brazier in your suitcase

Like a Prayer - death creeping like a nun
Monday - blind devotion came with black lace

Seeee O-ri-on 

Leper Madonna - Jaymz is at your breast

He don't give a fuck-a how you feed the rest


Leper Madonna - Jayms iz in your bed
Listen to Metallica raging in your head


Tuesday - you are taken by the glamour
Wednesday - see the sheep are set to come
Thursday - you're a stinking drunk with power

Seeee O-ri-on 

Leper Madonna - Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution, get a better seat


6. HEY DUDE

Hey, dude - it's true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Remember! That metal is in your heart
Then you can start to be a fretter

Hey, dude - don't be fuckin' 'fraid

You were made to go be a shredder

The minute you let us under your skin
Then you'll begin to be a fretter


So crank your amp and deal the pain


Hey, dude - you're fuckin' insane !

The rivers run red with blood of posers

And don't you know that he's the fool
Who plays it cool
But needs for his beer to be much colder



Hey, dude - never turn it down !

You must pound her, I mean Kip Winger

New wave of British heavy metal is in your heart

And you can start with Diamond Header's
So let it out ! Let it in !

Hey, dude, begin
Don't wait for the Eye of the Beholder

You'll never know when bells toll for you
Hey, dude, you'll do
Just sling that flying-V 'cross your shoulder



Hey, dude - it's true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Admit it ! Metallica's under your skin !
So now begin to be a shredder


7. I WANT TO CHOKE YOUR BAND

OHH, YE-EEE-AH
I tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say the something

I want to choke your band !


I want to choke your band !

I want to choke your band !



You'll say, "PLEASE! Don't tread on me!"

But I'm fuckin' pissed off, man !

For C.C. - no mercy
Cuz he's in a hair band



Woah, let me choke your band !

I want to choke your band !



And when I punch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling, let the light-a-ning ride

Lightning ride, lightning ride

YEAH, YOU ! Here'z your warning

That I won't take your glam
White Lion dead by morning

I want to choke that band !


I want to choke your band !

I want to choke your band !



And when I punch you I feel happy inside

It's just the flowing of your blood,
You can't hide
You can't hide, 
You can't hide

YEAH, YOU! Here's your warning
Wont take your fuckin' glam
Now Warrant's dead by morning

I want to choke that band !
I want to choke your band !
I want to choke your band !
I want to choke your P-O-S-E-R band !!


8. WE CAN HIT THE LIGHTZ

Try to see it my way

Don't you play that Trixter crap
Until I can't go on ! 
Cannot see it your way
We'll blow this place away now with a metal song



We can hit the lightz !
We can hit the lightz !

Think of what you're playing
"Give it to Me Good" in sleeveless 
flannelz really bitez 
Think of what I'm saying
No life 'til leather, gonna kick some ass tonite !



We can hit the lightz !
We can hit the lightz !



Life is very short and there'z no time
For sleeveless flannelz, you poser
I have always thought that it'z a crime
So I will thrash you once again
Try to see it my way
With all out screaming 
we're gonna rip right through your brain
Nevah see it your way

We have lethal power 
that is cauzing you sweet pain



We can hit the lightz !
We can hit the lightz !