1. HELLO CALIFORNIA

Hello there. I'm the Govenator, also known as the gummy bear of Candy Cornia.
First off, I'd like to implement new rules. There must be a new gym in every city of the great state of California. It'll be called 25 hour fitness for one extra hour of working out!

Anyway, here in my home city, I've been able to find some wonderful musicians with whom I will present my music to the masses. Some of you know my movies with stunning images and powerful emotions portrayed by none other than me, Mr. Universe, and the greatest actor in the world. I will now attempt a recorded audio format to communicate some of the deep feelings I had while filming the classics, like Kindergarten Cop, the Terminator, Total Recall and the Terminator.

Thank you for giving me your time, your clothes and your motorcycle.

Now listen up everyone! This next one's called...
Hey, c'mon guys, you're supposed to come in already. Where's the drummer?
Ah, so embarrassing... One, Two, Three!


2. GET TO THE CHOPPA

Get to the choppa
...ahhhhh
Now our escape begins
Get to the choppa
It's the only way out of here
Don't let them stop you
Don't let them hold you back
This is our chance
We all must go dead or alive
o yea... BRING IT!
Get to the Choppa
It's the only way out
Get to the Choppa
It's the only way out
...neahhh
I've watched you kill my friends
But we've got more guns left
I'm going to get backup
Then come shoot you in the face
Yeaa, that's right
Shoot you in the face
I'm going to get backup and shoot you in the face
Get to the Choppa
It's the only way out
Get to the Choppa
It's the only way out of.... here... NOW
Get to the Choppa (x5)


3. RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS

Let's go
Waaa-yeaah!
How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah
Rubber baby buggy bumpers...
Yeaaah!
How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah
Rubber baby...
Rubber baby...
Rubber baby buggy bumpers yea
You think I'm so predictable
I bet you didn't know I was - was going to say that
I bet you didn't see this one - see this one coming
yea
Let's all get crazy!
Eeeeowwwoooo
I bet you didn't see this one
I bet you didn't see this one
Lets go!
How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah
Rubber baby buggy bumpers...
Yeaaah!
Rubber baby...
Rubber baby....
Rubber baby buggy bumpers yeah


4. ALL OF THE SONGS SOUND THE SAME

Some of you are starting to complain.
Whats wrong guys?
you think the songs all sound the same?
Of coarse they sound the same,
because they all sound BRUTAL!


5. I AM A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM, LIVING TISSUE OVER (METAL) ENDOSKELETON

I am war machine
I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton
Neeahh!!!
You want to know what I am?
Do you know who programmed who?
I am a war machine
Killing people is what I do
I am a cybernetic organism
Living tissue over endoskeleton
I have been sent back to protect you
My mission prerogative is to see this through
I am a war machine
Killing people is part of me
I am a cybernetic organism
Living tissue over endoskeleton
I am a war machine
Don't try to change me
I am a war machine
You are the one who sent me
I am a cybernetic organism
Living tissue over endoskeleton


6. COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

I am here to save her life
Because you told me to
And I must obey my... obey my master
Even when danger strikes
T-1000 is here
He knows where to find us
So you must come with me now
Come with me if you want to live
Come with me if you want to live
We must run
We are no match for him
He was made to be superior to me
But the chase will end soon
We are good
And this is a Hollywood movie
Come with me if you want to live
Come with me if you want to live
I was once sent back to kill you
But now I'm here to save your life
I'm back - to save your life
I'm back - to save you
I'm back - to save your life
Come with me if you want to live
Come with me if you want to live... go
The choice is yours but we must go now
You would be death already
If that was still what I was programmed to do
Come with me if you want to live
Come with me if you want to live


7. WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A SINGER AT BAND PRACTICE

Hey, are you guys ready to start band practice? Let's work on the new song.
HEY
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
HEY
I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING
STOP IT
STOP PLAYING
JUST PLAY THE SONG ALREADY
WASTING MY TIME
STOP IT
IDIOT
STOP IT
NOW
STOP IT
WASTING MY TIME
STOP IT
WASTING MY TIME

Let's practice!

Wait wait one second I gotta try out my new delay petal


8. WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

I've been dreaming every night about strangling all of you
I need some answers now
I ask you a question, you must answer
I want to know who is he is
You need to tell me
I can't take this anymore
If you don't give me answers I'm going to chop you into little piece
Hotwheels, miniature trains, Tinker Toys... I'll burn you all down
Now we are going to do...
Something extremely fun (hwoww yeah!)
We're going to play... (let's play a game!)
a wonderful game called... Who is your daddy
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?
Some of your daddies just work a normal boring desk job
But one of them is a drug dealer and I am really a cop
Who is your daddy, and what does he do
Who is your daddy, and what does he do
Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?
wow yeah!
Who is your daddy, and what does he do (x4)


9. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ERASED

The only way to give you future
Is to erase your past
I will give you a new name
I will give you a brand new life
But we must cut all ties
To keep you alive
You have just been erased
You have just been erased
Anyone you knew
That is not dead already
Must be dead to you now
Must be dead to you now
You are alive
I will keep you that way
Trust me and you will not be found
Anyone who gets in my way will be blown up!
You have just been erased
You have just been erased
You have just been erased
Anyone who gets in my way
You have just been erased
Anyone not dead already
You have just been erased


10. BROO-TALL SONG IDEA

I came up with a sweet song title the other day....it didn't really hold any meaning. but it sounds so brutal...! so i wanted to write a song called "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!" Come on, say it with me, "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"...Yeah...that sounded good


11. HERE IS SUBZERO, NOW PLAIN ZERO

What has come of society
That you call this a game?
You join to watch the innocent killed
And this evil is given fame
Here is subzero, now plain zero
You call him a warrior
Someone to be glorified
But he's just a man in an ugly suit
Who squealed like a girl before he died
Here is subzero, now plain zero
Here is subzero, now plain zero
Here is subzero, now plain zero
Here is subzero, now plain zero
I will defend myself
But must I kill these men to survive?
You keep sending your best
But not one of them is still alive
Here is subzero, now plain zero
Here is subzero, now just plain zero


12. SO FAR, SO GOOD, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

Hey Arnold I think these songs are comin' together pretty well considering we only spend about a hour or so writing each one what do you think?

Ya.

I mean i'm just totally happy to be in a band with you, it's amazing to be in a band with you man.

Ya.

I mean you're such a brutal dude that when your just messing around it sounds way better than alot of other bands that are totally serious.

Ya.
Like that band, As I Lay Crying, that singer's awful, sounds like a dying moose.

Dude I don't know if you know this by now but i actually play in that band.

Oh, oh really? Well you're an idiot!

Dude I'm just trying to make a living you know I have 5 band members to feed.

I thought there were only 4?

Well, the bass player uhhh...

You idiot! I'll show you what happens when you betray me


13. SCREW YOU (BENNY)

Screw you
Screw you
Screw you Benny(x 4)

I thought you were my friend
And a fugitive just like me
A taxi driving freak
With five kids to feed
Then you betrayed me
Did you do it for money?
Were you consumed with greed?
I thought you were a family man
With four kids to feed
Screw you
Screw you
Screw you Benny(x 2)
You betrayed me
You betrayed me
Now you're out for blood
To make me your kill
I must put a stop to this
By impaling you with a drill
Screw you
Screw you
Screw you Benny(x 3)

You betrayed me
You betrayed me

So screw you
Screw you Benny


14. WHY?

Hey Arni I got this rele great idea with this song, and i think you should use it to show predator how much better you are than he is.

Why?

Cause he already sang on the second verse and he's talking trash and thank that you should... you know set him straight.

Why?

Well because you are Arni and nobody beats you and you don't want everybody else thinking your weak.

Why?


15. IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL IT

Dutch:
Raaar!
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
You're one ugly mother and that's why I'm talking trash
I've seen you bleed and now I know that I can kick your... ahhhh
I'm going to take you down
I'm going to take you down

Predator:
You are the hunted, you run in fear
Must I remind you that I have killed your friends
Must I remind you that your life is at it's end

Dutch:
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
I'm going to take you down
I'm going to take you down
I've seen you bleed and that makes you just like me
The only difference between us is
You're the one who's going to die

Predator:
This is my planet now
I'm here to hunt your kind
This is a game to me
You'll all be dead in time
Must I remind you that I have killed your friends
Must I remind you that your life is at its end

Dutch:
I once was the hunted, but now your time is through
The tides have turned, and now I'm hunting you
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it


16. IT'S NOT A TUMOR

You did not understand
Let me rephrase the question
Your comments are killing me
Why won't you stop talking
Now from all this noise
From all this noise
I have a headache
You think it might be..
Might be a tumor
It's not a tumor
It's not a tumor(x 2)

Stop talking
Stop talking
I does not matter
Who my daddy is
I was asking you the question
So just listen... listen...listen...
Listen to me!
It's not a tumor
It's not a tumor
It's not a tumor(x 2)

Yeow!
My daddy is not a fireman
He is probably big
But he's not a wrestler, yeow
He is definitely not a basketball coach
But all these question give me a headache
Now
It's not a tumor
It's not a tumor


17. NOT SO HIDDEN TRACK

Alright i have some more stuff to say. But I have an idea… its gonna be on the hidden track at the end of the album.
WHAT YOUR ALREADY RECORDING!
Nouh.. All right I'm going to wait a few minutes or so that way people think that the record is over.
(Cough)
Dang it I said shut uuup
sorry
good alright start over again here we go
(Heavy Breathing)
Whos breathing?
Shut UUP!.......................
Ok What we going do, wait one second I gotta fart
(Belches & Farts)