Anal Trump : That Makes Me Smart!
Lyrics
1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit!
2. PTSD is Gay
PTSD Is Gay
3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
Roberto Gómez Bolaños as El Chavo.
4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
Twenty-Five Thousand
Limp wristed pansies.
Man up, pussies!
I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured!
5. My Daughter is a Piece of Ass
Look at that kid!
Now, that's why Stern and I say
My daughter is a piece of ass.
6. Poor People are too Stupid to get a Loan from their Parents
Just Ask!
So Dumb!
Poor people are too stupid to get a loan from their parents.
Dummies!
Poor people are too stupid to just ask mom and dad.
7. There's My African-American!
There's my Homeboy!
There's my Main Man!
YO!
Did you see that
Latest Madea movie?
BOI!
Can I touch your hair?
Look at my African-American over here!
8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
Blood coming out of her wherever!
9. Mexican Judges Don't Count
It isn't fair!
10. Journalism Is Gay
Fancy MacBook.
Sissy glasses.
Decaf Latte.
Chiseled asses.
He thinks he's cool just cause he can read.
Cooper!
11. I'd Date My Daughter
If Ivanka weren't my daughter,
I'd be
Totally
Macking on that
Hot piece of Trumpiliciousness!
12. Grab Them By The Pussy
Grab Them!
By The pussy!
Grab Them!
See a pussy, grab a pussy!
Grab Them!
By The pussy!
Grab it!
Cool!
13. Take His Coat
Confiscate them!
NO COATS!
Throw 'em out into the cold!
14. Breastfeeding is Gay
You're disgusting!
You're disgusting!
I'm outta here!
15. Ted Nugent is Cool
Cool!
16. Dave Mustaine is Cool
Cool!
17. Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowls
Hey, Hispanics!
YO, Hispanics!
Love your culture.
You know what tho?
Trump Tower has the fucking
Best taco bowls on this earth!
18. Poll Watcher
Patrol the polls!
Watch the polls!
They're rigged, anyway!
Poll watcher.
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
ou know what
He did well?
Killed terrorists.
He did that so good!
Didn't read their rights.
They didn't talk.
They were terrorists.
Over!
Iraq is Harvard for terrorism
20. Changing Diapers is Gay
Acting like the wife!
21. Build That Wall!
If you ask me very nicely
I might just allow you folks to
Build my wall and then pay for it.
Yeah, I'm just that kinda guy!
22. Alex Jones is Smart
They run
Uber!
They run
Health care!
All I know is what’s on the Internet.
Jewish Mafia!
23. I'm in Astonishingly Excellent Health
I feel wonderful!
So great!
So good !
I'm, like, really fantastic .
Big league!
Just The best.
I'm in astonishingly excellent health!
24. Stay In Your Pens!
Stay In your pens!
Write what I tell you!
You're all traitors for the JewSA!
25. 9/11 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
Thousands were cheering.
Arabs tailgating.
Yelling and dancing.
New Jersey?
Sad!
26. Make America Great Again
Make America great a-fucking-gain!
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
I love the ladies!
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
Pure PC!
Total shit!
Do whats white!
A disgrace!
It's no good!
Hide that face!
Really?
Put Harriet Tubman's face on food stamps!
29. I Demand An Apology
All I've said and
All Ive done and
You've STILL not given thanks!
30. That Makes Me Smart
So Smart!
You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit!
2. PTSD is Gay
PTSD Is Gay
3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
Roberto Gómez Bolaños as El Chavo.
4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
Twenty-Five Thousand
Limp wristed pansies.
Man up, pussies!
I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured!
5. My Daughter is a Piece of Ass
Look at that kid!
Now, that's why Stern and I say
My daughter is a piece of ass.
6. Poor People are too Stupid to get a Loan from their Parents
Just Ask!
So Dumb!
Poor people are too stupid to get a loan from their parents.
Dummies!
Poor people are too stupid to just ask mom and dad.
7. There's My African-American!
There's my Homeboy!
There's my Main Man!
YO!
Did you see that
Latest Madea movie?
BOI!
Can I touch your hair?
Look at my African-American over here!
8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
Blood coming out of her wherever!
9. Mexican Judges Don't Count
It isn't fair!
10. Journalism Is Gay
Fancy MacBook.
Sissy glasses.
Decaf Latte.
Chiseled asses.
He thinks he's cool just cause he can read.
Cooper!
11. I'd Date My Daughter
If Ivanka weren't my daughter,
I'd be
Totally
Macking on that
Hot piece of Trumpiliciousness!
12. Grab Them By The Pussy
Grab Them!
By The pussy!
Grab Them!
See a pussy, grab a pussy!
Grab Them!
By The pussy!
Grab it!
Cool!
13. Take His Coat
Confiscate them!
NO COATS!
Throw 'em out into the cold!
14. Breastfeeding is Gay
You're disgusting!
You're disgusting!
I'm outta here!
15. Ted Nugent is Cool
Cool!
16. Dave Mustaine is Cool
Cool!
17. Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowls
Hey, Hispanics!
YO, Hispanics!
Love your culture.
You know what tho?
Trump Tower has the fucking
Best taco bowls on this earth!
18. Poll Watcher
Patrol the polls!
Watch the polls!
They're rigged, anyway!
Poll watcher.
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
ou know what
He did well?
Killed terrorists.
He did that so good!
Didn't read their rights.
They didn't talk.
They were terrorists.
Over!
Iraq is Harvard for terrorism
20. Changing Diapers is Gay
Acting like the wife!
21. Build That Wall!
If you ask me very nicely
I might just allow you folks to
Build my wall and then pay for it.
Yeah, I'm just that kinda guy!
22. Alex Jones is Smart
They run
Uber!
They run
Health care!
All I know is what’s on the Internet.
Jewish Mafia!
23. I'm in Astonishingly Excellent Health
I feel wonderful!
So great!
So good !
I'm, like, really fantastic .
Big league!
Just The best.
I'm in astonishingly excellent health!
24. Stay In Your Pens!
Stay In your pens!
Write what I tell you!
You're all traitors for the JewSA!
25. 9/11 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
Thousands were cheering.
Arabs tailgating.
Yelling and dancing.
New Jersey?
Sad!
26. Make America Great Again
Make America great a-fucking-gain!
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
I love the ladies!
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
Pure PC!
Total shit!
Do whats white!
A disgrace!
It's no good!
Hide that face!
Really?
Put Harriet Tubman's face on food stamps!
29. I Demand An Apology
All I've said and
All Ive done and
You've STILL not given thanks!
30. That Makes Me Smart
So Smart!
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