1. MAKE AMERICA SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

Cucks!


2. BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

Grab it!


3. JINGLE PENCE

Penis


4. IT'S ALWAYS A WHITE CHRITMAS FOR JEFF SESSIONS

Lynch the ornaments.
Color coordinate the wrapping.
Christmas Supremacy!


5. THE BIBLE IS MY FAVORITE BOOK

Could use more pictures!


6. SANTA IS REAL, BUT CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX

Coal!!!


7. IS ALEX JONES DOING SANDY HOOK CLAUSE AGAIN THIS YEAR?

Ho Ho Ho Hoax!
No padding needed.


8. WHERE'S MY PARADE?

Take to the street!
Raising the flag!
A wreath and a bible and an immigrant in a bag!


9. TIC TACS AND MISTLETOE

Fa la la la la!
La la la la!


10. CAROL OF THE PENCE

Licking the balls!
Sweet Donald's balls!
Decking the halls?
Deck them with balls!
Cock, cock and more cock!