1. DEPARTMENT OF YOUTH

We're in trouble all the time
You read about us all in the papers
We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation
And we ain't afraid of high power
We're bullet proof
And we've never heard of Eisenhower
Missile power, justice or truth

We're the department of youth
Your new department of youth
We're the department of youth
Just me and youth

We talk about this whole stupid world
And still come out laughing
We never make any sense
But hell that never mattered
But we'll make it through our blackest hour
We're living proof
And we've never heard of Billy Sunday
Damon Runyon, manners or couth

We're the department of youth
Your new department of youth
We're the department of youth
Just me and youth

We're the department of youth
The new department of youth
We're the department of youth
We've got the power
We're the department of youth
And who gave it to you?
Donny Osmond!
What?!


2. COLD ETHYL

One thing i miss is cold ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz ethyl's dead

Ethyl ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on cold ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold ethyl i am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here cold ethyl
What makes you so cold? ooh so cold

Cold ethyl
Cold cold ethyl
Cold ethyl
Cold cold ethyl
Cold ethyl
Cold cold ethyl
Cold ethyl
Cold cold ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'Cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold ethyl
You're my paradise