1. TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like a baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never…