1. URANUS ATTACKS

In the middle of the night they came to kill
Terrible creatures with a big ill will
Shooting fuckin lasers bombing all the place
A beautiful night now is disgrace
Everyone’s out screaming in fear
Running away cause the end is near
Conquering the planet killin everyone
Came for war and they have won

Outer space violence now is here
There is nothing we can do

From uranus came to kill
Time to run time to die
Raining lasers from the sky
Your ass will not survive
Uranus attacks

Showing no mercy shooting rays
Came to destroy and to make you slave
You will suffer in many ways
Need some food so they eat your face
Looking the sky spaceship is here
Taking people with their tractor beam
Having some fun with their new sex toys
Dead or slave no other choice


2. KILLER HOLIDAYS ON PLANET EARTH

A family of aliens is ready to land
On planet earth on planet earth
A killer vacation they have planned
Cannot choose is life or death
On this planet they hunt their preys
Human race human race
They cannot resist our sublime meat
Hunting humanity cause we’re so sweet

Killer holidays on planet earth
You can try to survive
You can run you can’t hide
Killer holidays on planet earth
And today gonna pay
Only way feel the pain
Killer holidays on planet earth
Laser guns bombing run
Super hunt super fun
Killer holidays on planet earth
Hunting mankind best taste you can find

Chemical weapons are so much fun
You better run you better run
They want to fire their laser guns
Moving target time has come
Killing innocents melt their face
Eat their brains eat their brains
Killing done now it’s time to rape
Fuckin corpses cause they don’t escape

Find the perfect prey
Search for perfect taste
Interstellar hunt
Fuckin fun

Kill after kill they had lots of fun
Kill everyone kill everyone
Nuclear missles are ready to strike
Trying to kill ‘em before it’s too late
Shitting some acid over our corpse
Alien gore alien gore
Digesting humanity to keep them alive
Nukes can’t kill them they shall thrive


3. GRANDPA RICK

He’s runing through dimensions
He’s always on the run
Drinkin lots and lots of booze
And flying with his car
Infinity of ricks infinity of mortys
Firing portals with his gun
Wubba lubba dub dub

Changing dimensions in the multiverse
Always fighting with insect aliens
Creating chronenbergs all over the world
Morty is in danger
Milions of mortys milions of ricks
Aliens are planting fake memories
Mortys enslaved by council of ricks
Die mr. meesicks

Every morty has his rick
Fighting rats like pickle rick
Learning science grandpa rick
So much fun with grandpa rick


4. XXX FILES

You have never seen her before
But she will say “I’ll be your whore”
She’s so sexy you can’t ignore
Open her legs to fuck hardcore
Oh yes I cum inside her cunt
Don’t know what something is going bad
Holy shit she is transforming
Into an alien ready to slaughter you

Xxx files
Sex encounters of the third kind
It’s your destiny can’t survive
Fear of death devore your mind
She is here to eat your brain
Want to scream cause you’re in pain
She won’t leave until you’re dead
Laying eggs into your head

Slimy tentacles you’ve been locked
Toothed vagina rips off your cock
Claw holds your neck makes you choke
Drinkin your blood
Throw the slit throath
Acid barf melting down your face
Worm child will born mission is done
Mother of this evil offspring
Sucking the marrow
From all your crushed bones

You just wanted sex
But she’s an alien bitch

She came from space
You wanted to fuck but she’s eating
Your brain
She came to rape
Laying her eggs into your body and
Your brain

These are the xxx files


5. FART CLUB

Filthy pressure grows inside
It has the smell we like
Closed windows big inhale
We just love the fucking taste

Fart club

You might say we fart too much
Who are you to judge
Normal people who like to fart
Come on and join us

Cannot wait to push outside
And set your nose on fire
Getting stronger nuclear farts
You can smell my art

Join the fart club
Best club in the world you can
Smell with your friends


6. THE BALOFF ZONE

When I am drunk I need to explode
There is a fire I don’t want
To control
I feel the need
To smash your face now
There’s many dudes
I love to hate right now
Don’t call me dumb
Because I am drunk
You fuckin cunt
You’re lookin so sad
I’m having fun get out of my way
It’s party time
Baloff will rise again
Don’t call me dumb
Because I am drunk
You fuckin cunt
You’re lookin so sad
I’m having fun get out of my way
It’s party time
Baloff will rise again

Intolerant a maniac
Out of my way
Cause I’m partying all day
Dangerous treacherous
Baloff is living through me in
The baloff zone

If you want war
Let’s have a war now
I want to burn those
Shitty bands shirts
If you dont mind
I drink all your booze
My hands are full
Glasses for me and you
Let’s party cheap
No money to waste but at the bar
The bill is disgrace
We have no fear and don’t you know why?
Cause we’re abduction
And we party all time

When you se my face
You’ve got to be afraid
If I don’t fuck tonight start the fight
Only way you can be saved
Buy me a drink and run away
Before violence starts
And I’ll kick your ass


7. ONE OF THEM

Now you’re one of them
You’re not the one you used to be
Told me so much shit
About the people you’re now with
I cannot recognise
The person that I used to trust
I know you really well
Pathetic like the things you said

I lost every form of respect in you
You’ve become the thing you used to hate
You are not the person you think you are
You turned yourself in a fuckin joke

Don’t speak to me don’t look at me
Don’t touch me stay away you are one of them
They don’t know who you are they don’t care
Stai away you are one of them now

You are infected you are brainwashed
You are fake fake fake fake fake you suck


8. SURVIVAL OF THE DUMBEST

Idiots are filling the planet with children
Inteligent people abaout to extinct
Joe and rita are freezed by the army
They will wake up in 2505

Wake up from freezing for so may years
People is stupid and something's not clear
Trying to tell them i come from the past
World of today is ruled by idiots
Throwing in jail because I'm not marked
Fuckin retards they think I'm a genius
Evolution is all fucked up
Only the dumbest survives

Watering plants with energy drink
Choosing brawndo for the elecrolytes

President camacho thinks I'm a genius
Plants are dying for an obvious reason
Try with some toilet water idiots
My name is not sure don't want to die

Secretary of interior you are an hero
Brawndo's stocks are dropping to zero
Population starts the insurrection
Now you are condemned to the rehab

Plants grows on camera not sure was right
Let’s have a party at the white house tonigh
With the new leader a new era starts
Be on the look out upgrayedd is here


9. IF YOU DON'T LIKE STARS WARS WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS

If you don’t like star wars we can’t be friends
If you don’t like star wars you better be dead
If you don’t like star wars I’l change your mind
If you don’t like star wars you can go die

You don’t like star wars can’t be friends

What’s your fuckin problem the coolest thing on earth
You like fuckin vampires you ugly little jerk
I’m a fuckin jedi I’m slicing of your head
You’re a fuckin retard and you can’t be my friend

Say no to the dark side empire never wins
Thrashing like a jedi drinkin like a sith


10. ABDUCTION TELEVISION

Ch.1 - baboon ass
It’s on me it’s on you
Everyone drinks only one pays one by one all night long

Ch.2 - a.d.j.n.s.s.u.c.
Never been so wrong about something in my life

Ch.3 - riposator song
Riposator riposator wake up wake up

Ch.4 - fuck ballads
I dont want this fuckin shit ballads really boring me
Hate those fucking ballads they brake our fuckin balls
I can fuckin take no more we just need thrash hardcore

Ch.5 - goosebumps
Matt once told me he wanted to write some lyrics
He never did it
“Here's my song guys”

Ch.6 - nazi metal fuck off


11. TV CIRCUS

Turn on the tv watching the show
Truth! they will never show you
Is like a circus everyone’s smiling
Lies! lies! they want to sell you
Changing the channels watching the news
Truth! they will never tell you
Asking no questions changing your mind
Lies! lies! they want to sell you

Tv circus enjoy the show
Tv circus killing your brain
Tv circus nothing is real
Tv circus acting to earn your meal

A stupid nation free to obey
Free! They will never let you
Making decisions ruining your life
Look! look! do what they tell you
Creating role models rotting your brain
Them! they will make you believe them
Got to take action think for yourself
Think! think! think what you want to

Obey the program respect the program
Tune on to change your like
Obey the program respect the program
Turn on your tv now