1. HARD AS A ROCK

A rollin' rock, electric shock
She gives a lickin' that doesn't stop
She line 'em up, push you 'round
Smokin' rings going round and round

Her hot potatoes
Will elevate you
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing proud
Hard as a rock

Hard as a rock
Well it's harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Well it's harder than a rock

The lightnin' rod, strike it hot
It's gonna hit you like a Rushmore rock
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty, it's darn right mean

Hell elevator
Yeah I'll see you later
No I ain't gonna take it
Listen, I'm busting out
Hard as a rock

Hard as a rock
Well it's harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yes it's harder than a rock, yeah

Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Yeah

I'm getting harder
Yeah

Harder than a rock

Well I'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock

Baby I'm harder than a rock, yeah
Hard as a rock

Well it's harder than a rock
Hard as a rock

Yeah it's harder than a rock, yeah
Hard as a rock

Baby I'm harder than a rock
Hard as a rock

Yes I'm harder, harder, harder
Harder than a rock


2. CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN

Runnin' 'round with the wrong crowd
Goin' out on a last stand

Playin' too hard an' too loud
Bad cards in a bad hand
Wanna dance, wanna sing
Whip you with that lickin' thing

Tonight I'm gonna kick up
Out drivin' in a big truck
An' maybe I'll get beat up

Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down

Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down

Lining up for a roll call
Goin' out with a big bang

Gettin' caught in a shootout
Take it hard like a big man

Woman workin' so hot
Givin' it everything you got
Just like it's never gonna stop

Tonight I'm gonna kick up
Out drivin' in a big truck
And maybe I'll get beat up

Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down

Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down

Yeah, yeah, yeah
She take 'em down down down
She rip off her stockin's when the place started rockin

Down down down
She was a woman with a mission, stick it in your face

Caught with your pants down
Down down down down down

Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down
Caught with your pants down

Yeah
Rockin' with your pants down
Caught me with my pants down
I'm happy with my pants down

Caught you with your pants down
Everybody caught you with your pants down
Sneakin' in the alley with your pants down
Bustin' in the room with your pants down


GERMAN EDITION

1. HARD AS A ROCK (LIVE)

(See lyrics on track 1)


2. HAIL CAESAR (LIVE)

He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new rage
Keeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Instead of sending to the lions
They cover him with praise.

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale
Rockin' up the richter scale
Swinging in the chariot
Around and around we go
The senators rehearse the tale
Starring in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back.

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

Down at the epicenter
Things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot
Around and around we go
The Senators rehearse the tale.

Watch out Caesar, watch out Caesar.

I said hail, I said hail!
I said Hail, I said Hail!

Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!
All hail Caesar, hail, hail!
All hail Caesar, hail, hail!
All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

You need eyes in the back of your head boy,
Or you're dead.


3. DOG EAT DOG (LIVE)

Well, it's a dog eat dog,
Eat cat, too
The French eat frog,
And I eat you
Businessman, when you make a deal,
Do you know who you can trust?
Do you sign your life away?
Do you write your name in dust?

Hey, hey, hey!
Every dog has his day!
It's a dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog!

"Dog Eat Dog"
Read the news
Someone win,
Someone lose
Up's above and down's below,
And Limbo's in between
Up, you win - down, you lose,
It's anybody's game

Hey, hey, hey!
Every dog has his day!
It's a dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog!
Whoo!

And it's an eye for eye,
Tooth for tooth
It's a lie,
That's the truth
See the blind man on the street,
Lookin' for somethin' free
Hear the kind man ask his friends,
Hey, what's in it for me?

Hey, hey, hey!
Every dog has his day!
It's a dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Hey!
Dog eat dog! Whoo! Aaooo.
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog eat dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog eat dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog eat - dog eat dog!
Dog eat dog! Dog eat dog!