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Tracklist
1. Botched Ski Doo Jump Flips Over on Drunken Idiot Crushing His Skull | ||
2. Frequent Road Fatalities Due to Black Ice | ||
3. Impaled from the Neck Down by a Falling Icicle | ||
4. Family Burnt Alive Due to Christmas Tree Fire | ||
5. Sonny Bono Ski Accident | ||
6. Internal Injuries As a Result of Sledding at High Speeds into a Tree | ||
7. Drunken Man Foolishly Falls Asleep Outside of the Bar Only to Be Found the Next Day Frozen to Death | ||
8. Flat Earthers in Search of the Ice Wall Discover There Isn’t an Ice Wall and Fall Off the Flat Earth into the Vacuum of Space | ||
9. Severe Food Poisoning from Unpasteurized Egg Nog Resulting in Kidney Failure | ||
10. Skiers Buried Under Several Hundred Feet of Snow Due to Unpredictable Avalanche | ||
11. Royal Navy Explorers in Search of the Northwest Passage Die As a Result of Pneumonia and Lead Poisoned Food | ||
12. Royal Navy Explorers in Search of the Northwest Passage Are Eaten Alive by Rabid Polar Bears While Stopped On an Arctic Canadian Island to Bury Fellow Deceased Petty Officers | ||
13. Polar Bears That Ate Royal Navy Explorers Now Fight Over the Ravaged Carcasses | ||
14. Ice Road Trucker Crashes into a Ditch and Freezes to Death | ||
15. The Gargling Sound of an Icicle Stabbed into the Neck of Your Foe Who Questions Your Decision to Rock a Mullet |
