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That Makes Me Smart!

Album, 05 November 2016, Self-Released

Anal Trump : That Makes Me Smart!

Tracklist

1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit 00:03
2. PTSD Is Gay 00:03
3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists 00:06
4. I Like The Soldiers Who Don't Get Captured 00:05
5. My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass 00:05
6. Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan from Their Parents 00:09
7. There's My African American! 00:13
8. Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever 00:03
9. Mexican Judges Don't Count 00:01
10. Journalism Is Gay 00:06
11. I'd Date My Daughter 00:05
12. Grab Em by the Pussy 00:08
13. Take His Coat 00:07
14. Breast Feeding Is Gay 00:05
15. Ted Nugent Is Cool 00:02
16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool 00:03
17. Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowls 00:07
18. Poll Watcher 00:10
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well 00:18
20. Changing Diapers Is Gay 00:03
21. Build That Wall 00:08
22. Alex Jones Is Smart 00:05
23. I'm in Astonishingly Excellent Health 00:09
24. Stay in Your Pens 00:04
25. 911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally 00:04
26. Make America Great Again 00:03
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me 00:01
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3 00:07
29. I Demand an Apology! 00:03
30. That Makes Me Smart! 00:06
Total playing time 02:52

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To all the Broads I've Nailed Before

Album, January 2017, Self-Released

Anal Trump : To all the Broads I've Nailed Before

Tracklist

1. Mammograms Are Gay
2. Nasty Woman
3. Before I Proceed, I'd Like to Hear the Other Side of the Argument Against Cervical Cancer
4. Flip Your Panties
5. The Fat Picture
6. If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant?
7. Some of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet to Sexualize
8. The Trump Rule
9. Working Wives
10. Whom I'd Sleep with 2000 (In Order)

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If You Thought Six Million Jews Was a Lot of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration

Album, March 2017, Self-Released

Anal Trump : If You Thought Six Million Jews Was a Lot of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration

Tracklist

1. Take the Hebe Outta Holocaust
2. The Old State Department Library
3. Christian Discount
4. Race Detector
5. Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
6. Let's See Some I.D.
7. If It's Alright with Putin
8. The ACLU Is Gay!
9. Nuclear Football Photo-Op
10. Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?

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If You Wanted to Qualify for Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped?

Album, 23 May 2017, Self-Released

Anal Trump : If You Wanted to Qualify for Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped?

Tracklist

1.
 Sick People Are Gay
 00:10
2.
 For All My Friends!!!
 00:10
3.
 Asking for It?
 00:03
4.
 Victory Lap
 00:05
5.
 Old People Are Gay
 00:06
6.
 The Jobs You'll Get
 00:08
7.
 It's My Hat Now!
 00:08
8.
 Can You Believe It?
 00:07
9.
 Riot Receipt
 00:04
10.
 Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families
 00:10

Total playing time: 01:11


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Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!

EP, 22 December 2017, Self-Released

Anal Trump : Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!

Tracklist

1. Make America Say Merry Christmas Again! 0:03
2. Baby, It's Cold Outside 0:01
3. Jingle Pence 0:01
4. It's Always a White Chritmas for Jeff Sessions 0:03
5. The Bible Is My Favorite Book 0:03
6. Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is q Hoax 0:02
7. Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year? 0:03
8. Where's My Parade? 0:04
9. Tic Tacs and Mistletoe 0:10
10. Carol of the Pence 0:13
Total playing time 0:43

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The First 100 Songs

Album, 20 November 2018, Joyful Noise Recordings

Anal Trump : The First 100 Songs

Tracklist

Album contains the first five releases, plus three new releases: "Thoughts", "Prayers", and "The Golden Age of Willful Ignorance.
1.
 You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
 00:03
2.
 PTSD Is Gay
 00:03
3.
 Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
 00:06
4.
 I Like the Soldiers Who DON't Get Captured
 00:05
5.
 My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass
 00:05
6.
 Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan From Their Parents
 00:09
7.
 There's My African American!
 00:13
8.
 Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever
 00:03
9.
 Mexican Judges Don't Count
 00:01
10.
 Journalism Is Gay
 00:06
11.
 I'd Date My Daughter
 00:05
12.
 Grab Em by the Pussy
 00:08
13.
 Take His Coat
 00:07
14.
 Breast Feeding Is Gay
 00:05
15.
 Ted Nugent Is Cool
 00:02
16.
 Dave Mustaine Is Cool
 00:03
17.
 Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowl
 00:07
18.
 Poll Watcher
 00:10
19.
 Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
 00:18
20.
 Changing Diapers Is Gay
 00:03
21.
 Build That Wall
 00:08
22.
 Alex Jones Is Smart
 00:05
23.
 I'm in Astonishingly Excellent Health
 00:09
24.
 Stay in Your Pens
 00:04
25.
 911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
 00:04
26.
 Make America Great Again
 00:03
27.
 Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
 00:01
28.
 Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3
 00:07
29.
 I Demand an Apology!
 00:03
30.
 That Makes Me Smart!
 00:06
31.
 Mammograms Are Gay
 00:03
32.
 Nasty Woman
 00:04
33.
 Before I Proceed, I'd Like to Hear the Other Side of the Argument Against Cervical Cancer
 00:04
34.
 Flip Your Panties
 00:02
35.
 The Fat Picture
 00:09
36.
 If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant?
 00:03
37.
 Some of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet to Sexualize
 00:11
38.
 The Trump Rule
 00:11
39.
 Working Wives
 00:07
40.
 Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
 00:07
41.
 Take the Hebe Outta Holocaust
 00:13
42.
 The Old State Department Library
 00:05
43.
 Christian Discount
 00:06
44.
 Race Detector
 00:13
45.
 Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
 00:05
46.
 Let's See Some I.D.
 00:08
47.
 If It's Alright With Putin
 00:07
48.
 The ACLU Is Gay!
 00:01
49.
 Nuclear Football Photo-Op
 00:07
50.
 Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
 00:21
51.
 Sick People Are Gay
 00:11
52.
 For All My Friends!!!
 00:08
53.
 Asking for It?
 00:05
54.
 Victory Lap
 00:05
55.
 Old People Are Gay
 00:06
56.
 The Jobs You'll Get
 00:08
57.
 It's My Hat Now!
 00:08
58.
 Can You Believe It?
 00:07
59.
 Riot Receipt
 00:04
60.
 Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families
 00:10
61.
 Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
 00:03
62.
 Baby, It's Cold Outside
 00:01
63.
 Jingle Pence
 00:01
64.
 It's Always a White Christmas for Jeff Sessions
 00:03
65.
 The Bible Is My Favorite Book
 00:03
66.
 Santa Is Real, but Climate Change Is a Hoax
 00:02
67.
 Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
 00:03
68.
 Where's My Parade?
 00:04
69.
 Tic Tacs and Mistletoe
 00:10
70.
 Carol of the Pence
 00:13
71.
 My Cabinet Is Nuanced as Shit
 00:06
72.
 Normalize It!
 00:02
73.
 I Only Like the Prequels
 00:08
74.
 Where's My Apology?
 00:06
75.
 What's a Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
 00:07
76.
 I Alone Can Fix It
 00:06
77.
 The "Southern White House" IS Totally a Thing!
 00:19
78.
 Can't Get to Heaven Fast Enough
 00:10
79.
 Melanie (A Love Song)
 00:04
80.
 Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs
 00:29
81.
 Faith Initiative
 00:16
82.
 Biblically Qualified
 00:16
83.
 A Soft Sensuality
 00:06
84.
 Potty Law!
 00:10
85.
 A Widow's Applause (Delicious)
 00:23
86.
 Checks/Balances/Gay
 00:12
87.
 It's Just Business
 00:12
88.
 Can a Brother Get an RT?
 00:06
89.
 The Hand Shake
 00:02
90.
 See Sex Tape
 00:08
91.
 Autocorrect Is Gay
 00:04
92.
 Unpresidented
 00:01
93.
 Renewable Resources Are Gay
 00:01
94.
 "Experts"
 00:01
95.
 Computers Are Stupid
 00:01
96.
 Rational Discourse Is Gay
 00:01
97.
 Last Night in Sweden
 00:02
98.
 Human Checkers
 00:01
99.
 The President of Australia Is Gay
 00:01
100.
 I'm Like a Smart Person
 00:04

Total playing time: 10:59


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