Your face?! Soon gonna be smashed! Here come the 5 hot stallions from Abnormity galopping their way and leaving craters behind them. The young-people-hammering pulls out the wrinkles of your testicals and thrashes your eardrums.

Causelessly ("just because we always boozed daddy's beer and snitched mommy's smokes" ) put on the street by their parents in 2002, the guys from Abnormity met in spooky and hygenically unsafe cellar-dens from demolished toilet-bowl factory buildings to make funny sounds with their instruments.

After looking into the mirror we realized, that Abnormity would be a better band name alternative than "Gayforce", "Quörtstüh"l or "Refused". Yeah... we had a bandname. So whats left? Yepp, a crowd, too much beer and some gigs. The Face-Derailments began to wait. In 2004 the air in the bandroom became too sniffy and the only consequence was to get some fresh air. So Mr Jim Beam and Johnny Walker came along and told the callboys to continue practising on the stages of alien club and bar owners. Beers were tilted, the deal was sealed.

In 2006 the guys from Lübeck had gone through as many musicians as citizens living in New York. They decided to offer 4-week-fun-lessions for bad musicians. The Action wasn't as good as thought so they noticed, that they needed some earnest support and found an ex-bong as the new bass player and a degenerated bum on the second guitar. Again they entered the stages of northern Germany. Yeah, now everybody is playing the same shit the same shitty way and fun decreases from song to song. But there's no quitting because of the fear of earning money the common way: working! Indeed the 2 Fats and the 3 idiots play a self-made mixture of Hard-Rock and Metal but:

Fuck Old-School, we are newcomers!

Source : http://www.myspace.com/Abnormity