Tracklist
| 1. Hope You Die |
| 2. The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope |
| 3. Mama's Boy |
| 4. Three Point One Four |
| 5. Mope |
| 6. Yummy Down on This |
| 7. The Ballad of Chasey Lain |
| 8. R S V P |
| 9. Magna Cum Nada |
| 10. The Bad Touch |
| 11. That Cough Came with a Prize |
| 12. Take the Long Way Home |
| 13. Hell Yeah |
| 14. Right Turn Clyde |
| 15. This Is Stupid |
| 16. A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying |
| 17. The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey |
| 18. Along Comes Mary |
