| 1. Super Brutal Pillow Fight Fatalities | 00:59 |
| 2. If My Fingers Were Penises... | 00:56 |
| 3. Sorry About the Bite Marks in Your Dunny-Can Doorhandle | 00:47 |
| 4. Balls Deep in a Corpulent Mass of Clogged Arteries & Daddy Issues | 01:52 |
| 5. Fudgy Knuckle | 00:32 |
| 6. Green Olives Make a Bitchin' Butt Plug | 00:07 |
| 7. Diaper Sniper | 01:14 |
| 8. Conundrum of the Unkempt, Nauseating Trout-Hole | 00:29 |
| 9. South of Lake Toluca | 01:23 |
| 10. Big Shoes, Big Socks, Big... Bob | 00:15 |
| 11. Gorging on Septic Seepage of Ripped Nips & Split Clits | 00:32 |
| 12. Uncontrolled Spew of Undigested Food & Half-Metabolized Booze | 01:09 |
| 13. Captivity | 01:44 |
| 14. Snot-Covered Twat | 02:04 |
| 15. Hacksaw Addiction | 01:59 |
| 16. Crab Colony of the Rim in Mass Exodus to the Moustache I Haven't Grown Yet | 01:06 |
| 17. Grindcore Nipples | 00:04 |
| 18. Severed Hippy Heads Carbonizing in a Campfire | 01:34 |
| 19. Just a Trench Coat Full of Lollies | 01:05 |
| 20. Putrefaction, Tackle Action | 01:09 |
| 21. Kill All Heshers | 00:19 |
| 22. Tube-Steaked Tube Sock | 01:26 |
| 23. Napalm Sticks to All the Little Children of the World | 01:09 |
| 24. Colossal Clown Hands (She Has Hands the Size of God's Face) | 01:04 |
| 25. Hammer Smashed Faeces | 01:07 |
| 26. Stomach Pumped Semen Forcefully Reimbibed | 01:23 |
| 27. Fucked with Anything Handy | 01:34 |
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| Total playing time | 29:11 |
