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Band Name
Hell Bovine
Album Name
A Very Bovine Christmas
Type
Album
Released date
20 May 2014
Labels
Self-Released
Music StyleGrindcore
Members owning this album0
Tracklist
1. North Pole Preparation of Unnatural Ethereal Mega-Transport Sleigh Ride for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve | 00:55 | |
2. Rockin' Around the Pagan Idol | 00:41 | |
3. Defying the Laws of Space, Time, and Gravity to Deliver Brand New Xbox Consoles to Deprived and Needy Children | 00:51 | |
4. Triple Bypass Surgery Necessary for Transportation Through Middle-Class Home Chimneys | 00:44 | |
5. Reindeer Fecal Matter and Coal Placed in Oversized Socks for Ill-Tempered and Misbehaved Children | 00:38 | |
6. Santa Performing Illegal Omniscient Surveillance on All Potential Gift Recipients | 00:36 | |
7. Stockings Stuffed with Holiday Cheer and Diabeetus | 00:39 | |
8. Rudolph's Billion Dollar Law Suit Against the North Pole for Racial Discrimination | 00:51 | |
9. Torn Apart into Indiscernable Viscera By Santa's Claws | 00:35 | |
10. Residents of the Island of Misfit Toys Performing Pagan Rituals to Spread Holiday Cheer and Savings Everywhere | 00:24 | |
11. The Little Drvmmer Boy Joined a Trve Kvlt Norwegian Black Metal Band and Enjoys Blast Beats Thorovghly | 00:19 | |
12. Frosty the Snowman's Permanent Death Due to Global Warming Attributed to Toxic Levels of Exhaust from Santa's Sleigh | 00:28 | |
13. Greed-Driven Consumeristic Mindset Causing Borderline-Cannibalistic and Homicidal Tendencies in the American Public (Holiday Spirit) | 01:12 | |
14. Decking the Halls with the Aftermath of Santa's Slay | 00:54 | |
15. Santa's Beard Is Chuck Norris | 00:32 | |
16. Santa's Affiliation with Beelzebub | 00:21 | |
17. The Greatest Gift Ever Given Is Jesus | 00:48 |
Total playing time: 11:28