A: since I've posted so much shit about concert ventures I've had on here, I figure I'll tell a new one that I don't think I've talked about on here 80,000,000 times. Me and 2 cars full of metalheads from central Illinois drove
Down to st.louis to go see
Deicide and about half a dozen local St.Louis acts... overall the concert was pretty shitty for me, The dickhead Patrick Swayze bouncer wouldn't let anyone under 21 go outside during the concert at all. period... anyway, the show itself was pretty lame, horrible sound, venue was the same shithouse that I've come to expect from St.Louis. After the show, when they finally allowed me to leave their little roadhouse bar I walked out to meet up with the guys I came there with and
Bitch about how awful the concert was only to find out one of my buddies (who was pretty much full drunk and kinda stuttering from the cocaine he did before the show...not sure about the coke thing, but I know he does that stuff occasionally and it makes him talk like porky the
Pig) got threatened by Glen Benton after Deicide's set. Apparently he tried to shake
Hands with him or something, Glen
Refused to which said friend called Glen the dreaded "R" word (Rockstar) which pissed him off even more, I guess he pretty much threatened to
Kick his ass and it just escalated from there.. so as we're all trying to get more details outta Keith (the drunk and coked out guy who almost got in a
Fight with Benton) and who happens to walk by us in the parking lot other than Glen Benton again. Keith, still kinda belligerent and drunk outta his mind hurls some
Insult at him and screams "BLAME IT ON GLEN" (a play-on-words of deicide's song Blame it on
GOD, which I still find hilarious) Benton comes straight at him going "I warned you, I'm not mickey mouse, I'm not cookie monster. etc. etc." Apparently Glen was in just as pissy a
Mood as I was that night and flat out
Refused to take pictures or shake
Hands with anybody that night. The verbal argument just circled around for a good solid
Ten minutes, when some security guard finally stopped getting high and decided "maybe I should do my fucking job and break up this altercation". Instead of benton getting on his tour bus and loading up the band's shit and just leaving, he sat RIGHT ACROSS from where our vehicle was parked (apparently
Deicide can't even get a tour bus anymore, they were in one of those industrial size people-mover vans so many Baptist churches use to haul their people around in) and was still fuming about the incident. So as we were trying to round everyone up and get the
Hell out of that godforsaken town, Keith would slip away from us every so often and go "f-f-fu-FUCK you Glen Benton." We finally got outta there without any fights breaking out, but that was definitely a first, almost seeing a
Fight between the frontman of a major touring
ACT and a drunk,
Fucked Up friend who wouldn't leave him the
Hell alone... fun night.. Damn, I embellished the
Hell out of that story. that's how you know it's real.Q: Most overhyped/disappointing album of
2012
Shit yeah!... Shit no, No One likes shit!