. From a twist of Fate the alarm clock (of the watch) starts ringing and its so strong , that the whole desk starts shaking . The coffee glass slips and falls right on her lap , burning her and making her jump up . Unfortunately her bed was moved Closer to her desk (she does like comfort that girl
) so she hits on its edge and crack her scull .
) and eats a chocolate....Then, after he swallows a piece, he realizeds that those were not chocolates, but soap!
Raina says : wristwatches don't have alarms...normally well, Archon received a box from his girlfriend as a Valentine's present. He sits in front of the computer, opens the box and Oh! Heart shaped chocolates.... He starts looking at some photos on SoM that for some strange reason make him turn gay (though they should normally confirm to men they are straight... ) and eats a chocolate....Then, after he swallows a piece, he realizeds that those were not chocolates, but soap! He hurries up to the bathroom to throw up, but the chemicals from the soap he ate Kick in, making him blind. He trips in the bathroom, hitting his Head realy badly on the edge of the tub, his Head hurts really bad, he is dizzy and unable to get back up. He starts foaming from the mouth and dies because of poisoning.... Merry Valentine's and a happy new year... Kill me with gay pictures |
. Second , i am not that stupid to eat soap for chocolates , maybe for candies , okay ?
And women offering you soap Means you should shower more often . They are Sly 7-headed Monsters
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, gets ready to post a new picture of a guy dressed in a mini skirt , wearing leather corset and high-heels boots before going to the Judas Priest gig . Suddenly the doorbell rings , she stands up and go check who is it . When she opens the door , she finds Rob Halford wearing that same outfit and holding hand to hand with Archon . Needless to say she imagines what had happened before they show up , and her brains having to chose between becoming gay or hating Judas Priest , shut Down , and she dies .