So you are at a yardsale and you find a neat little bottle of bubbles. You are facinated, so you buy it. What you didn't know was that the bottle of liquid was mixed with pepper spray. Later you walk out onto your balcony of your home to blow some bubbles. You happily go to bow bubbles, and a big bubble pops in your eyes. You scream as the spray burns your eyes, you then you end up falling backwards off your balcony. And just to spice up the story, a car then hits your body for some good laughs
 
cheese grader

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You came to my house for quesidillas and while i was grading the cheese you came in the kitchen and said hey b**** where's my f***ing quesidilla? I said right here and pointed to where my cheese was grading you bend Down to see it better and i grab the back of your Head and Grade your face till you go limp in my hands

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i Forgot to say the word ok its mom

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Sorry I changed it. I thought DVD box wasn't too creative but I didn't know that you were already writing something.

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Ok...I'll Kill Dawnofmetal how he wanted:
 
Since you are a biiiig fan of Twilight, you Decide to go on a trip to Transilvania or the US -whatever to see if faggy glittery vampires exist in real life. Unfortunatelly, you meet another group of delusional tourists that like the old Dracula movies and start to argue about the aesthetics and the behaviour of real vampires. The debate gets more and more heated, and to prove a point you get to slapping, then punching and kicking. You still belive that faggy vampires are the real and improved versions because the lead actor ''was so hawt and manly'' so you start to Insult the imbeciles like on a Justin Bieber youtube video... then somebody drives a stake through your Heart just because you annoyed them.  
 
Now for Day:
 
Your mom was making a great chocolate cake for you birthday. Unfortunatelly she mistook the vanilla essence with the pesticide bottle and added it to the mix. You were so happy, since it was your favorite, you ate a big slice, then your face turned purple...That cake was your last meal...
 
 
Kill me with a teddy bear
 
 

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When in Danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, Scream and shout.

I You have a teddy bear that has those glass eyes and they are really hard...know the kind?...well anyways you have a friend over and you two begin to Fight over the teddy bear with the hard eyes and your crazy friend starts hitting you with the teddy bearwith the glass eyes and you are brutaully beaten to death by the teddy bear with the glass eyes... Kill me with a goldfish

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You are going to clean your goldfish bowl today, as you approach the bowl the fish gets startled and and jumps from his bowl, you open your mouth to scream and in slides the fish and you choke on his scaly body and Die
 
kill me with a pickle

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Never Again...

Well... You SAW this super uper duper delicious humungo green juicy pickle.. and to your curosity you wanted to take a bite. Right when you stuck the huge pickle in your mouth, you sliped and fell on the ground. Your face smashed into the ground and the pickle launched into the back of your throat.. you freak out and try to cough it up, but you fail and choke on the giant veggie. .....a pickle is a veggie right??...ehh well besides the point...yeah that's how you die.
 
Kill me with Dane Cook ) lol

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You see Dane cook and you faint cracking you Skull on the concrete.

Kill me with a tortilla.

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You are walking Down a dark scary alleyway when all of a sudden the old ugly lady from snow white pops out at you holding warm good smelling tortillas. She asks if you would like one its free so because its free and you dont want her ugly face in front of you anymore you take a tortilla. she insists you bite it in front of her so you shrug and bite the totilla. The tortilla was filled with Poison stuff and you die. Apparently your not the fairest of them all.

kill me with a mushroom

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Never Again...