Hell >> Kill the person above you...
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Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 19:21:12
You left your iphone in a bathroom, and did not realize it until hours later. While you were without your phone, I took the phone apart and added a bomb, set to explode when you go to call the next person. I then placed the phone back where you had left it in the bathroom, and I sneakily left 0 ...You finally returned to get your phone, and then left to go out to lunch. On your way to your destination, you start to dial pizza huts number to pre-order your food. As you Push the first button, it explodes in your face, leaving Blood splatted all around the car, and chunks of flesh sliding Down the windows sides. Your car swerves out of control and plunges into a summer pool in the back of some person's yard. The pool was filled with kids splashing and playing, but their fun was shortly ended. Your body was smashed to the gas pedal, so the car's tires spun and ripped childrens bodies to shreds. The screaming was shortly ended by the small children, and the remains floated in a pool of blood. 
 
P.S. thanks psycho_metal 0
 
ice cube

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 19:37:20
ChelseaGrin goes up to Ice Cube and says all rappers are cunts. He shoots her in the head.

@ChelseaGrin, I second what psycho_metal said.

Pope

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 21:22:45
This pope was peacefully sleeping in his bed, until I broke into his house. I ran up into his bedroom and shot him Six times in the face. Blood squirted out and flowed all over his clean white sheets. I then dismembered the body with a metal bat, and a Razor sharp blade. I placed the arms and legs in a big black garbage sack, and then I tied his bloody Head to my bat with bailing twine. The remains of his body were cut up into little peices and also placed in the garbage sack. I threw the sack over my shoulder and ran off into the night. I then wonderened my way into the backyard of MothandMoon's backyard. I then kicked the door in, (Which MothandMoon did not hear as I did this because she was passed out drunk up staris) I then quietly made my way upstairs. That's when I finally found you lying in your bed. Then...without any hesitation I took the sack and started beating you with the dead pope. You started  cussing and swinging your arms in confusion. I then poured out all the body parts and Blood all over you and your bed. Then I grabbed the bat with the pope's Head and started bashing your face in. You were to drunk to Fight back, but you could feel all the pain. I countinued doing this for about 5 minutes, then I grabbed one of the arms of the pope and I gagged you with the hand. After minutes had passes, and you showed no Sign of breathing, I then concluded the success of me killing you with a pope.... 0
 
paper clip

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 21:28:45
ChelseaGrin accidently cut herself with a paper clip. All of a sudden a faggy vampire from Twilight ran towards her like a 13 year old would run to touch someones tits. You use the deadly paper clip to Slit open the faggy vampire's stomach. You laugh so hard that the Blood pumps out of your wound and you Die of Blood loss.

Faggy glittery Twilight vampire


Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 21:39:01
I can see through the window my mortal enemy watching tv. I had remembered that day when he had de-pantsed me 0  and i frowned with anger. Slowly carefully i lifted the window up and crept into his home. I snuck up behind him still unseen. He began to laugh and i cgrabbed his neck. cutting off the circulation. i then dragged his flailing body to the DVD box...0 I jammed hishead on top pf the spinning cd and watched happily as his flesh began to slowly peel off...0 Finally i dropped him on the Floor, laughing at the tv which just showed a man getting hit in his sack0
 
a condom

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 22:33:06
Thats weird last time i looked at it it said dvd box....sorry!!!

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 22:34:14
You are sleeping in your bed, when I violently Rush in and strangle you with a condom. Simple as that 0
 
monkey

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 22:40:22
You are in a zoo, where you throw peanuts at some monkey. The monkey gets pissed, so it grabs your Head, and hits it against the cage. And....well, you die.

a nazi (now, that's simple)


Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 22:40:25
You see its a nice stormy day and Decide its time for a jog through tthe jungle....U stop to eat a banana and just as your peeling it a monkey flies out of the trees and attacks you. you fall to the ground and the banana falls out of reach. the world stops and you and the monkey both similtaneously look at the now bruised banana.  suddenly the monkey bursts from his position and starts running towards the banana. you grab a rock and hit him in the eye....o know the monkey is now mad...he looks towards you slowly and to your horror he smiles...0 He charges you and grabs your hair. He rubs your face in the ground and 0mutilates your body part by body part. he leaves your remains and then begins to happily eat the banana.

Wednesday 17 November 2010 - 22:41:47
crap he beat me to it!!! ok ok nazi...your a jew in a concentration camp your minding your own business cleaning up a body when suddenly a nazi shoots you just out of happiness. The End A bubble