Tracklist
| 1. (Welcome to) the Social Event of the Century | 02:34 |
| 2. There's no Glory in Fame | 02:26 |
| 3. The Music Video Game Olympics | 02:00 |
| 4. New York, California, and Nowhere in Between | 02:11 |
| 5. Wendel | 02:05 |
| 6. The "L" Train to "High Street" | 04:19 |
| 7. Cockoff! | 02:35 |
| 8. The Rise and Fall of T.H.C. Tennis | 02:17 |
| 9. Is This a Party or a Dick Measuring Contest? | 01:51 |
| 10. Show Stopper!! | 03:23 |
| Total playing time | 25:41 |
