
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Awaiting The Video Game Crash
Band Name
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Album Name
Awaiting The Video Game Crash
Type
Album
发布日期
四月 2005
出版公司
Brokecore Records
音乐风格Grind Electro
拥有此专辑的会员0
Tracklist
| 1. Capcom Still Doesn't Present |
| 2. In Loving Memory Of The Integrity Of The Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With A Plunger |
| 3. Poon Tank |
| 4. KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster) |
| 5. Girls Who Google Their Name |
| 6. Ashleevanilli (Aka "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's) |
| 7. Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar) |
| 8. Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?...Because Opposites Attract |
| 9. Drowning Caitlan Betchel In Her Fake Ass Tears |
| 10. Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We) |
| 11. 9/13/93 |
| 12. Awaiting The Video Game Crash |
| 13. Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg) |
| 14. Napalm Sticks To Little Girls |
| 15. New Games Suck, But They're Still Better Than Girls |
| 16. We Blew Up The Blood Banks To Kill You Vampire Wannabes And Your Girlfriends |
| 17. Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From The 80's |
| 18. Shoujocide |
| 19. Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages |
| 20. Rape A Redhead In A Santa Hat For The Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo |
| 21. New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything) |
| 22. Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties In That Vending Machine? |
| 23. Yu Gi Oh Theme Song |
| 24. John Romero Will Make You His Bitch |
| 25. Sebastianna's Coke Nail |
| 26. Psychic Enemy Hotline |
| 27. Adult Swim Vs. Mindless Self Indulgence In The Battle For Most Annoying Fan Base Ever |
| 28. And The Winner Is...Dir En Grey!! |
| 29. The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.1 |
| 30. The Tale Of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Pt.2 |
| 31. If You Were A True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam On My Joystick |
| 32. Neopets Doesn't Count As A Strategy Game |
| 33. EGM Tribute Song |
| 34. Electronic Gay-ming Monthly (R U E For Sony To Fuck Your Ass?) |
| 35. Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Pt.2) |
| 36. News Flash: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being The Cause Of The Herpes Epidemic Within The Visual Kei Scene |
| 37. Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo |
| 38. Waiting For Magenta On The Porch With Shotgun In Hand |
| 39. Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required) |
| 40. The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out Of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock |
| 41. Pokerap |
| 42. If Promiscuity Was An Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now |
| 43. Some Girl On IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than The Original |
| 44. This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live In It |
| 45. Zack Morris's Cell Phone |
| 46. Music To Pop Zits To |
| 47. Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures At Both |
| 48. I Bet There Were Otaku In The Heaven's Gate Cult |
| 49. Cunt Flavored Slushies |
| 50. The Crackpipe In Elizabeth's Handbag |
| 51. Why Princesses Wear Pink |
| 52. Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight On Lifetime |
| 53. Let's Just Pretend You Tried To Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm A Slut |
| 54. Crazy Joe Will Smash You With This Truck And Drag You Under The Trailer Tandems |
| 55. Maximum Scene Points For Being A Tranny |
| 56. The Song That Killed On Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others) |
| 57. What? Another Sex Tape? |
| 58. No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind The Karaoke Room At Otakon Does Not Entitle You To A Free PSP |
| 59. Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing? |
| 60. Telling The Camera Guy From Bang Bus To Shut The Fuck Up |
| 61. If A Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess Anyone, Why The Fuck They Choose An Obsessed Fancunt Like You |
| 62. Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine |
| 63. Mary Kate's Coke Nail |
| 64. Mary Kate's Coke Nail Vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail |
| 65. Lining Up All The Spongebob Queerpants Fans And Chopping Off Their Heads One By One...Genetic Cleansing At It's Finest |
| 66. Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry |
| 67. Get Fucking Cancer |
| 68. The New Video Game Crash |
| 69. This Is Track Sixty-Nine!!! (Featuring Girls Against Boys Guy, And Snapcase Guy And Nick Cave) |
| 70. No One Should Die At A Concert, But Everyone Should Die At A Rave |



















