Tracklist
| 1. People Hugging and Football |
| 2. Another Roman E' Clef by Hart Bochner |
| 3. Cadavertising |
| 4. John Cleese and the Fountain of Youth |
| 5. King Diamond in the Rough |
| 6. Stoicism Conservatory for the Marred of Heart |
| 7. Chausson Chansson |
| 8. Contusion Schematics |
| 9. Sherman Tank-Flavored Anvil Forcefeedings |
| 10. Persuasive |
