1. FUN WITH BATH SALTS

130mph down the motorway William loves cars almost as much As he loves partially cannibalizing young women He hasn't washed for days and is high on bath salts Gemma's in the back with both of her ass cheeks chewed off Her flesh still stuck between his crooked teeth His mind is racing and he's not making much sense. This is excited delirium. "I wish Clarkson was here for this" - he screams Sirens scream behind the car and blue lights flash frantically the fuzz are right behind. But this deranged freak hasn't even noticed. Right now the wind is in his hair and he hasn't a care in the world Head on he smashes, into a school bus. Somehow, the assless bitch crawls to safety through a broken window. "Call Me Sometime Baby!!" - William shouts through a smashed face and flames "We Must Definitely Do This Again Sometime!"


2. THE MODEL TRAIN ENTHUSIAST

Johnny is 45 and henpecked since day one he has always sought solace in his model trains & classic rock. He watches proudly as his Hornby R3223 chugs through another tunnel. That cunt, Sophie smashes his serenity like an anvil dropped on a champagne glass she is shouting again she won't take no for an answer and she hoovers loudly at inconvenient times she wants him to clean the house again because his previous attempt did not reach her standards. "Don't let 'em put you down, don't let 'em push you 'round" - Rod Stewart echo's through the radio. Something snaps. Inspector Smith finds Sophie, 8 days later, lying naked with her throat cut and a toy train with two carriages pushed up her unshaved cunt. "This is the 5th one that we've found like this in a week"


3. ALL IN A DAY’S WORK

It's 9am Steven's ready, another day at work He's the eyes and ears of the company noisily he breaks in through the bathroom window
It's Janine's place she works in admin and is overweight "It's ok I'm with the company!" Steven tries to explain.
She won't listen Steven has an erection and he's wearing just a shirt and tie Steve is 100% insane, he was fired six years ago and now he's angry 'cause she won't defecate in front of him he remembers she was a stuck up bitch even years ago
Fuck it 45 minutes to remove her head using the scissors from on top of the sink It's a shame she didn't have time to put her fucking makeup on He places it on the toilet seat, she can watch as he fucks her body anally Her asshole looked surprisingly small and it grips him tight
He twitches a few drops of semen inside her. gives her head a cheeky little wink, It's all in a day's work.


4. UGLY & HORNY

Marcus was a tubby white haired tribute to depravity no sick pleasure was unknown to him he especially hated pretty girls because they never had the time of day for him usually he'd spend his time on the internet masturbating to porn and eating pot noodles
Tonight he wanted to feel his finger tip against the asshole of a petite tanned trophy girl he wanted to flounder his pale mass atop a young lass and cum inside her piggy eyes fall upon tonight's choice hand picked from a quiet street she is sat with hands and feet tied fake tan & sweat stained the white rope "You look like a fucking Oompa-Loompa with your fake makeup and your tan"
He was no stranger to kids films his stubby cock springs free into the night air "Do you know what this is?" "It looks like a penis, only smaller" she says Marcus was visibly hurt, physically shocked by her wit he felt hot and could not think He couldn't stop himself from choking her throat, until her neck broke
Another night spoiled