1. PARALLEL (THE PREQUEL)

(Instrumental)


2. RIGHT WING RANT

How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage, that has an extra bathroom, and can't pay their bills, raise their hand!


3. THE REMAKE (IN 3D)

Remakes, remakes, remakes, more remakes. Remakes, remakes, remakes, more remakes. I have a feeling I have seen this before. Remakes, remakes, remakes, more remakes. Remakes, remakes, remakes, more remakes. I have a feeling I have seen this I have a feeling I heard this before.


4. SECOND RATE PIECE OF TRASH

Send me your demo. Your second rate piece of trash. Let me review your second rate piece of trash.


5. THE USEFUL IDIOTS

You are in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Ignorance is bliss. You don't even know why you are there. Ignorance is bliss.


6. A PIECE OF PAPER

For better, for worse, for richer, or poorer; in sickness, in health, unless things won't go well. But who cares; is just a piece of paper. To love, to cherish, forsaking all others; till death do us apart, unless I change my mind. But who cares; is just a piece of paper.


7. ETHNIC CLEANSING

I don't want to pay for your abortions. Lynching the unborn. I don't want to pay for your condoms. Lynching the unborn. Infanticide, infanticide, infanticide, infanticide.


8. SICK

Sometimes I wonder if life is a cruel sick joke, sick joke, sick joke, sick joke.


9. GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

If she was a man, she would be guilty of the crime. If she was ugly, she would be guilty of the crime.


10. IGNORED

What's the point for me to call if you won't answer. You see my number, you see my name. You won't answer, you won't answer, you won't answer the call.


11. PHONY

Your hair looks funny, but you are not funny. You are just a phony, but you are not funny.


12. RHETORIC

You are just loud and obnoxious. Nothing but pure rhetoric. An excuse to not face God. Nothing but pure rhetoric.


13. THE SILENT MAJORITY

Wake up. Speak up.


14. ACTIVIST

You are lib activist. I'm a ''right'' activist. You don't want my values. I don't want yours. You legislate immorality, "I legislate morality''. You don't want my values, I don't want yours. You don't want my values, I don't want yours. You don't want my values, I don't want yours. You don't want my values, I don't want yours. You don't want my values, I don't want yours.


15. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES FROM HELL

Real plastic backstabbers. Gold diggers. So evil. Real botox. So pathetic. Gold diggers. Gold diggers. Gold diggers. Gold diggers.


16. MR. LUKE WARM

With all due respect I don't respect you. You make me sick to my stomach. You are neither hot, you are neither cold. You make me sick to my stomach. Your name is Luke. Luke Warm.


17. WOLF

You want your word taken as gospel. (But) you are a wolf in sheep's clothing. You are blind, leading blinds. ( But) you are a wolf, in sheep's clothing. You are a wolf, in sheep's clothing.


18. GUT

I should know better and follow my gut. Now I am here homeless and broke. Broke. Broke. Broke. Broke.


19. THE DAWKINS DELUSION

Throw the first stone and blame God for the same things you do. The problem is not religion but sin. God is just; man is not. The problem is not religion but sin. The problem is not religion but sin.


20. SANTA CLAUS IS NOT COMING TO TOWN

You don't have to watch out. You don't have to cry. It's a white lie, it's a white lie.
He won't see you sleeping. He won't see you awake. It's a white lie, it's a white lie. Santa is not coming to town.