01 - Night Slider

when your guard is low and the moon is high, he comes. waiting just outside the gates of "dropout" he plots his ultimate mission. you never knew he was there. his intentions were clear, a slide he must conquer and your rides he must slay. if you can't take the fun get the fuck off the waterslide. on his quest for fun he respects no one.



02 - Fasteroid

you tell us "slow" and we say "no". you say "go fast" and we kick ass. riding on a missile, soaring through the air. faster than lighting, too fast to care. GO FAST NOT SLOW



03 - Nerd Goggles

put your goggles on. hey you nerd, put on your specs, so i can kick your butt. glasses are off, remorse is gone. the hunt is now. your days are done. you will pay. you will fucking pay.



04 - Father Violence Wizard

violence wizard! he doesn't fuck around when it comes to learning, or when it comes to crushing your throat.



05 - Spring Break! Gets Awesome

me and the band are going to a church, we walk up the stairs and we pee on the church. we rented "the passion of the christ" on DVD, put it in our player and watched it with the TV turned up-side-down. jesus crucified up-side-down.this is when we got awesome. me and the band are going to a church. we walk up the stairs and we call god a jerk.



06 - Scenester Crabs

even your pubic lice have shitty haircuts and listen to radiohead



07 - Sharkitect

these are the blueprints for the ultimate killing machine. neon green novelty sunglasses, 300 rows of teeth, fishtail skateboard, and a "no bullshit" attitude. gnashing and thrashing, confusing and bruising. the pit is no longer safe. this fish has outgrown the lake.



08 - Vernon's Dead

a fight broke out earlier tonight. two friends against one another. vernon was not involved in the fight, but he took his own life because of it. vernon's dead. slit wrists, bloody shirt. no remorse for his corpse. his own friends do not care and his life won't live on in their minds. he got the last laugh though; the shirt he wore was not his, it was joe's.



09 - Iron Butt

Iron butt, boner, one time i even called him an asshole. (lyrics lifted from the bathroom scene in RoboCop)