1. KNUCKLE SANDWICH NANCY

A bunch of fives hit me in the jaw
Lovers luck pushed me on the floor, oh no
Won't you try a little GBH
And now I'm not just a pretty face, oh no
[Chorus]
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich put me out like a light
You don't hit a man with his glasses on
This is what you call having fun, oh no
I ended up with a broken nose
They're never so big when they're on their own, oh no
[Chorus]
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich put me out like a light
Let'em fight
Knocked me down, down, down, down, down
Knocked me out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Ooh you're knocking me out
Well you're knocking me out
Yeah
Hurl a fist and get down to a knee
She said "Hey there mate are you looking at me?", oh no
Who are you looking at then she said
All I new was a kick in the head in bed
[Chorus]
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me out like a light
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down, down, down, down
Knocked me down, down, down, down, down

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2. I’M MAD

I get strange exotic dreams
With some strange erotic scenes
Gonna sleep all day

I get notions by the score
Most of them against the law
Do them anyway

So I took a trip to see Kane's Xanadu
Cos at the time there wasn't very much to do
I think I'm coming down, coming down

I get weird imaginings
About all different kinds or things
But I always try

To get fantasising thoughts
Maybe Bardot in her shorts
Like a natural kind

So I took a trip to Tutankhaman's tomb
He was alone and said he hoped I'd come back soon

I'm mad
This pounding in my brain
Will somebody explain
The way back to reality

Hey you
You keep your nose so clean
Your mind is so obscene
You'll find another change in me

I think I'm coming down
Looking straight ahead
The room is spinning round
Them blues have knocked me dead
Yeh yeh yeh yeh

[Break]

I'm going mad
Out of my head
I'm going mad

Cos now I've given back the top hat to Astaire
Oh not that I expected you to really care

I'm mad
This pounding in my brain
Will somebody explain
The way back to reality

Hey you
You keep your nose so clean
Your mind is so obscene
You'll find another change in me

I think I'm coming down
Looking straight ahead
The room is spinning round
Them blues have knocked me dead
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh-yeh yeh

I'm going mad
Out of my head
I'm going mad

Yeh-yeh yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh yeh

I'm going mad
Out of my head
I'm going mad