1. Let's Rumble


Mona Lisa - you like pain
And after all - no pain no gain
Cleopatra you want war
I'll bring the war to your front door
Let's rumble
Let's rumble

Messalina - you like snakes
When you don't come - you don't fake
Primadonna - life's a jumble
Taking chances living off the tumble - c'mon
Let's rumble
Let's rumble

You like the tension when your adversary squirms
You like to squash your enemies and watch them burn
There's no remorse in Medusa's eyes
Only the willingness to comply

Mona Lisa - you like pain
And after all - no pain no gain
Cleopatra you want war
I'll bring the war to your front door - c'mon
Let's rumble
Let's rumble
Let's rumble
Let's rumble

2. Spinning Wheel

Say you are a dancer - come and dance
Take off your shirt - take off your pants
Take off your stockings - take off your bra
Take off your makeup and let's see it all
Now peel on the spinning wheel

Say you are a singer - come and sing
Take off your necklace - take off your rings
Take off your garter belt - take off your dress
Take off your perfume want to see your nakedness
Now peel on the spinning wheel

In your set of three you can be anything you want to be
In your set of three you think of me anything you want now peel

Say you are a dancer - come and dance
Take off your shirt - take off your pants
Take off your stockings - take off your bra
Take off your makeup and let's see it all
Now peel on the spinning wheel
Now peel get on your poles and ride


3. The Boozer

You got scraped-up knuckles
You got scraped-up knees
You're not used to beggin' please
You want it all and you want it now
Put a bottle to your temple - say "Mao"

Friend to friend better wash that shirt
Cause it's your mind soaked in dirt
Turned-out trouble maker blood shot eyes got a present for you
Surprise
Ice cold gold will tantalize you into thinking that you know
But the truth is gonna get you cause the parties goin' on for sometime
Guess what you're buying

Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah

You don't wanna think - you just wanna drink
Nothing's safe that's not nailed down
The truth is such a nasty place anyway
When everything's been said that there is to say
Reminisce - no - fuck that - I'd rather drown like a rat in shit
What's this - I made you a special lager

Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah

You're the keeper of the koo-koo and you smoke 13
Your mother's son-of-a-bitch dream
Keeper of the koo-koo man when he goes wacko
Hack-hack-hack put you in the sack parked out back - your racked

Low lean losing proud rummy
Never underestimate you ain't no dummy
You're a bird with a broken wing
I hate to break it to you but you just can't sing

Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah

You're in a blender full of pickled rock 'n' rollers
Putting quarters in slot machines
Bettin' or rather letting fate's snake charmer do it for you
Today, okay, I'll admit you ain't no loser

The fights still in you two-fisted chooser
You smell like hell's guard dog with rabies
You itch like a bitch with scabies
Restless - not movin' - where's the place where the hippy chicks groovin'
Alright groovy hippie chicks in your mile high boots
Drinkin' molotov cocktails

Felony and misdemeanor will whip your ass till you come cleaner
What's the meaning of life - what's the meaning of life

Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah
Baby you're the boozer - yeah yeah yeah

4. Wrong Sige Of The Grape

You wanna see the psycho in your veins
You wanna see the madman
The time has come to make a run
The sun has risen

Don't try to stop me from chasin' the gasoline -
I get mean man
Sometimes there's urges undeniable physical sensations
Orale 'ese you gotta believe

It's hard it's fucking hard to be on the wrong side of the grape
To be on
I suppose I should care that I'm brain dead
I suppose I need to think for myself - colors in a car

Out of control the killing machine grows on a vine
Glass on the floor of the bathroom flooded
Shower curtain covers naked leftovers drowned in a tub of beer
Wedding cake cut with butcher knives
Stuck out like a silhou-etted outline
Lit up like a firecracker

It's hard it's fucking hard to be on the wrong side of the grape
To be on

What do you know about a monsoon
Plastic forks and plastic people
Mr. polyurethane that's me - deeply disposable

Moralists - fuck 'em - don't stop me from sucking on the mothers vine - yeah
She's got a sweet behind
Pearl hearts and porcelain roses frame a picture of the bottle man
When we run out of papers we smoke from a can
I got my 1 a.m. and there ain't no place I can't go
So 'fess up-chicken
You 'ol sour shrimp cold duck green boy tinker toy I'm tellin' you

It's hard it's fucking hard to be on the wrong side of the grape
To Be On

5. Devil's Squaw

You met a lady and she's really easy
She likes any band that plays it hard and sleazy
She's got a popsicle in her mouth and she don't wanna talk
Everybody knows that she's a slut she's a slut with flavor
There she goes again shakin' that butt
When you go to slay her

Do her once over twice give her three times the money
Then give her the heave-ho
The devil's squaw - smiles like an angel

Desperate no serious - cavalier - 'bout the things I see and hear
You're so cool it's crazy
Black shoes, black dress, black hair
There must be some symbolism in there - little lost daisy
Do her highball low overeasy paired - never let her go
The Devil's squaw - smiles like an angel
Until she stabs you in the back again
The devil's squaw - cries like a baby
Until she burns her last bridge down

You met a lady stark naked raving 'about how she's got to get a man
She said could you help me man - or anyone that can
Do her backside tied up strung out over
Take a rake and edge the hoe
Do her now and then on a horned forked tongue
And spare the tell just do the show

The Devil's squaw - smiles like an angel
Until she stabs you in the back again
The devil's squaw - cries like a baby
Until she burns her last bridge down

The Devil's squaw - smiles like an angel
Until she stabs you in the back again
The devil's squaw - cries like a baby
Until she burns her last bridge down

You met a lady stark naked raving 'about how she's got to get a man
She said could you help me man - or anyone that can
Do her backside tied up strung out over
Take a rake and edge the hoe
Do her now and then on a horned forked tongue
And spare the tell just do the show

The Devil's squaw - smiles like an angel
Until she stabs you in the back again
The devil's squaw - cries like a baby
Until she burns her last bridge down

6. Beer Money

I ain't got no - beer money, I ain't got no - beer money
Hey Mr. Empty Pockets that's my name
Bet you'd like to find yourself a pretty little girl
To pick up the free tab for you
You're a menace - fast talker - pardon me for asking
other-Kiki Rocker-geechie Hanoi slit eye poor boy
Never real things but real things look good
Ain't got no - beer money

Hey - Mr. Pussy Willow with a big fat buzz and smile says go
I think I caught her lookin' at me lookin' at you
And I wanna see the color of her pitter patter choolie
Choolie Bingo
Here she comes walkin' real slow
Like a six pack dressed in black
She comes up to me smellin' like a brewery
So I like it - sue me
Ain't got no - beer money
Ain't got no - beer money

There ain't no one left to give me anything for trade
Hey tilt my head back cold gold burns down
If I had a Harley I'd split my Harley in two plus two is six
Burnt matches roofing nails sticking out your arms
You could hurt somebody if you hurt somebody is what you want to do
Ain't got no - beer money
Ain't got no - beer money
Ain't got no - beer money
Ain't got no - beer money

7. Here's To You

Here's to you the unlucky one
The unfortunate soul that got stepped on one too many times
Change time for a revolution
Here's to you - rock and roller
You can show the whole world that the whole world can be broke
In two - four - nine out of ten will come to your rescue
Here's to you - my friend - here's to you

Here's to you the fallen out - the disenfranchised
Have nothing more to talk about peace, love and happiness
Eat all you can and make the best
Here's to you my friend - here's to you
My friend - here's to you

Here's to you the unlucky one
The unfortunate soul that got stepped on one too many times
Change time for a revolution
Here's to you - rock and roller
You can show the whole world that the whole world can be broke
In two - four - nine out of ten will come to your rescue
Here's to you - my friend - here's to you

8. Sexical

Hot sweet sticky love
The kind of love that you dream of
Hard mean tall pole you wanna get in a whole lotta lovin'
Your sexical your love's easy come easy go
On the sexical big band free love all-star party tour

Sweat drips from your bed when she's on her knees
The whole world trembles shakes - steam rises to the top
You ride the chandelier - you don't wanna stop
It's 5 a.m. and you got to drive
She said do me one more time

Your sexical your love's easy come easy go
On the sexical big band free love all-star party tour

Killer righteous perfectly made
The kind of girl that wants to get paid - special friendly
Evidently she's a bomb ready to blow

Your sexical your love's easy come easy go
On the sexical big band free love all-star party tour

9. If You Believe In Miracles

If you believe in miracles, won't you pray for one for me?
If you believe in miracles - well, I suppose they could be
If you believe in the sun and the sky
and all the people with love in their eyes
If you believe in miracles - maybe daddy will come home tonight
If you believe in miracles - maybe mommy will be too drunk to fight
If you believe in the moon and the tide
and every living thing that wants to stay alive
If you believe in the mountains and the trees and all the stars
Bring me to my knees - set me free set me free

If you believe in miracles - maybe the sky will turn blue
If you believe in miracles - your lover your lover could be true
If you believe in the moon and the tide
and every living thing that wants to stay alive
If you believe in the mountains and the trees and all the stars
Bring me to my knees - set me free set me free

I don't believe in the Dalai Lama
I don't believe in the one's that hate
I don't believe in the everafter
I don't believe in the number eight
I don't believe in the cruxifixion
I don't believe in the pentagram
I don't believe in the stars and stripes
I don't believe in Uncle Sam - set me free


10. Flower

Girl you're a pretty midnight bloomer - Yeah
Say, maybe I could touch your boomer-rang tang
Bang come on - girl - you've got silky petals on you
Say, girl I wanna pollinate you

You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden

Girl I'm the one that planted your seed!
Then I poured some water on you
Little bit of sunshine fertilize you
Say - look at all the pretty colors
Say, you stand out from all the others

You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden

Girl you're a pretty midnight bloomer - Yeah
Say, maybe I could touch your boomer-rang tang
Bang come on - girl - you've got silky petals on you
Say, girl I wanna pollinate you

You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden
You're a flower in my garden