1. I HOPE YOU HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS

Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine, I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore, you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door
So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
I hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you, my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you, but just for a night cus no one will love you
Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems, like who's the father was is James
Was it Austin? I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you, hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh
I hope you have a shitty Christmas, I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
I hope you get shot in the heart, I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun, I heard your parents kicked you out
I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch


2. IN STYLE

Everyone you know, knows who I am
I'm the piece of shit that plays in that band
Your dad had probably warned you bout' guys like me
But I'm the coolest motherfucker you'll ever meet
But do keep this in mind
That I could fuck up your life
I move my fingers down this time
I'ma beat her till you're blue in the face
Just do just ride it for awhile
Get you blue, get you hooked on my taste
I know you've got a man, but he ain't got shit on me
He works for his daddy now, and he's wasting his degree
I hate to say it, but you're better off
Fuckin' a criminal with a smokers cough
I know I drink too much
And I know I'm hard to trust
But uh
I move my fingers down this time
I'ma beat her till you're blue in the face
Just do, just ride it for awhile
Get you blue, get you hooked on my taste
You've got my blue mits running wild
Wanna take you to a special place
Just do, just ride it for awhile
Make your man cry himself off to sleep
I know you're bored and sick of normal shit
I've seen the looks and heard the fights and how you handle it
Let's get stoned and break some bottles in the parking lot
Maybe talk about the fact that I am every single thing he is not
I know, I know you need a change
I know, I know you feel the same
Don't wait
Just stay with me tonight
I move my fingers down this time
I'ma beat her till you're blue in the face
Just do, just ride it for awhile
Get you blue, get you hooked on my taste
You've got my blue mits running wild
Wanna take you to a special place
Just do, just ride it for awhile
Make your man cry himself off to sleep


3. COOPED UP

You've been cooped up way too long
It's obvious you're jaded
Couldn't just leave you all alone and risk your colors fading
I miss when you would smile
You know it's been awhile
We'd laugh for hours driving slower to enjoy the miles

Pack all your shit and let's get out of here
Call all your friends and say we'll be back next year
And when they try to call your phone tell 'em
You're not coming home till it seems as if we've disappeared

We've all had times when we've felt insignificant
Accept our fates like we've never had a say in it
Years go by wasting time, I know I was a slave
But somehow in this town there's no drive to escape

You've been cooped up way too long
It's obvious you're jaded
Couldn't just leave you all alone and risk your colors fading
I miss when you would smile
You know it's been awhile
We'd laugh for hours driving slower to enjoy the miles

Pack all your shit and let's get out of here
Call all your friends and say we'll be back next year
And when they try to call your phone tell 'em
You're not coming home till it seems as if we've disappeared

I can tell you're thinking too hard
Then again that's just who you are
Maybe it will change your mind
When you see me packing up my car
I've been too low to lie in it
Feel like I'm dying inside and I'm trying to take you with me

You've been cooped up way too long
It's obvious you're jaded
Couldn't just leave you all alone and risk your colors fading
I miss when you would smile
You know it's been awhile
We'd laugh for hours driving slower to enjoy the miles

Pack all your shit and let's get out of here
Call all your friends and say we'll be back next year
And when they try to call your phone tell 'em
You're not coming home till it seems as if we've disappeared


4. WASTE OF MY TIME

She can focus on a TV show
She's loyal and she hates it when I smoke
I was drunk and said some shit I didn't mean
You result to sayin' that you're gonna leave
You're not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time
Not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time

She can't play a song all the way through
It makes me laugh in any sort of mood
Told him that I'd stab him if he looked at you
Finished all the whiskey like I always do
Waste of our time, he's just a waste of our time, he's just a waste of our time
He's just a waste of my time, he's just a waste of our time, he's just a waste of my time

Some days I wanna slit your fuckin' throat
Just sit there while you bleed out and you choke
I know that no one's perfect and it's hard to change
But no one in this world has made me feel this way
Is this a waste of my time? This a waste of my time? Is this a waste of my time?
Is this a waste of our time? This a waste of our time? Is this a waste of our time?

He likes drugs and talks while he's asleep
He's said some things that I cannot repeat
I slapped you in the face, you threw me on the ground
I knew that you were sick and you were breaking down
A waste of my time, not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time
A waste of my time, not a waste of my time, not a waste of my time

Is this a waste of my time? This a waste of my time? Is this a waste of my time?
Is this a waste of my time? This a waste of my time? Is this a waste of my time?

I don't know how we're both still alive
But I hope that you're still with me when I die

Fuck yeah