1. SH!T IT TALKS....I'M OUT OF HERE

(instrumental)


2. BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN

All your marsupial annotations
That you carry around may ring
Through their ears
But to us make no sound.
We never asked you to squat
On our intricacies of employment,
But honestly the harder you
Squeeze facilitates the enjoyment

Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array
Of punctuations marks at our disposal slashes.
Dashes and dots of various sorts.
Might even meet our proposal.

Hot flashes,
And rashes I'm feeling
Particularly pretentious;
Your vasomotor disturbances
Only rev up our engines.

Dialogue all the shit you want!
But make sure to use the biggest font!
The louder you speak the mare they mention.
Bold or undefined this will get your attention!


3. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEERHOLDER:

Don't piss down my back then tell me it is raining.

You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet.
If I can't have any friends I thought why not hang from the ceiling.

Just because I ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this sea I'd rather have on my plater than you.
Just because I fucking ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Not that there's any other fish in this sea.

Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population.
Fuck "more the merrier" there's only one person I need to feel this sinstation.

If you need directions you can take the road that's down my sleeve,
This time I'm taking you with me, but the cuffs are you; so good luck trying to leave!

I hope one day I can cross your ocean, without feeling the puncture of your teeth.
Believe me I'd rather drown myself, then knowing you have the power to pull me beneath.

X2
There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe…
You're only making things worse, you're only making things worse (I find my self running backwards every time).

X2
Fuck that I changed my fucking mind
Jesus loves you so I won't have to.
X2
I hope you sleep softly with this pillow pressed against your face


4. THINGS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE

I'm so iconoclastic; I'm clastic!
I only want you to think I'm fantastic.
I'll participate in what you believe,
If you give me the attention!
Yeah, yeah that's the only compensation
I want to be included in your conversation.

So am I "in" or am I "out"
What is there to think about! ?
What is that paint brush for?
Are you preparing to draw me?
No wait, please don't! I am scared,
Of what i'll see...
I'm not a perfect picture portrait,
But I am working on it!
I've been thinking about being cool,
I must have to admit!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn't for you,
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

I think i'll perpetuate a pre-existing runway,
I guess it is all of the shit almost as cool as creating a fresh
New elaboration yourself.

It's a marker! It's a sign!
It's something we define!
It already exists, but you helped refine!
An emblem for all your aesthetic kin,
To recognize you by!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn't for you,
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

Obscenity is a crutch for traffic drives.
If you need to use the restroom just ask politely.
I like the way I do it, better then the way your not.
Lifting up the toilet seat was the way I was taught.

It has to be a unanimous determination.
Because one opinion would be a pointless appreciation.

Yeah, sure thanks for the invitation!
Don't want to be included in your conversation...
It's to late!
We've over thrown I took all your friends,
And your all alone.

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn't for you,
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?


5. ASL

I said, I saw it coming
Where did you see it!? Where did you see it!?

Why are you panting baby? Is it to hard to keep up with what you said?

From the outskirts of common sense this is extremely uncommon.(anonymous voices; anonymous voices)
So many lights ahead, if only we kept our eyes open.
But now I understand that even if I was blind I could have clearly seen how filthy you really are.

Sure.

It would have been an excellent story, but I had to get up off the train.
Get up, jump off with me, hold my hand and i'll explain everything.

If only it was that easy story teller..
Would you mind never speaking to me again? I would like for you to remain a myth ( close the book burn it up)

Tell me another lie, That it's all going to be ok, eating up every word you say, It's starting to taste good.

I haven't heard one thing you have said; this whole time you were talking I was to busy picturing you dead.

If I were to end abruptly, would it leave you wanting more? (wait for it, wait for it)


6. INTERLUDE

(instrumental)


7. RAVENOUS, RAVENOUS RHINOS

What the fuck? Are we playing?
Periodic reverberations of our gaseous medium!
Yes, I like sequences and repetitions...
But where the hell did you come from?
Auditory communication incorporated by...
These danfangled contraptions.
But I hope we aren't talking
About your pointless bitching...
If I had a rocket launcher!
No wait! Breathe still! Calm down!
This is not what this is about!

Is it capable of being copied.
To another individuals memory?
Will they tell it to others?
Is this noise suppose to be a secret?
A secret!? I want the meaning you asshole!
Real evolutionary, evidentiary backup...

Float the thesis.
Provide antitheses.
Reach syntheses.

[X4]
Will they sing it to others?
Create! Cognize! And recognize!

If music was my mistress,
I'd have a reason to sing.
No my darling if music was a women...
You'd just be a fling [x3]


8. HXC 2-STEP

This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend
Makes when you just told her
That you have an std in bed!

Girl you like a Starbucks you on every block,
Keepin' me up all night like that caffeine riding on ma cock.
Oh tonight it's more then money I can feel the romance.
So bend ova, spread yo legs, and watch me dance.

Bitch i'll pull my jeans below my waist,
And give yo tounge a sour sour taste.
Not of this drink, but of my skeet,
Now watch me alternate my feet.

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around.

Girl I'm most likely known in your hometown.
Take off yo clothes and lay yo ass down.
Now cock it back, lock and load.
2-step, 2-step while I EXPLODE!
Switch yo motion den reverse
And get ready fo da next verse
'Cause if you got yo ass in a seat
Then get the fuck up and move your feet!

This ain't a fuckin' bed!
It's a motha fuckin' pit!

You could rock each other later
But in da crowd you finna get hit

So pick up your scrawny legs
Replace your left foot with your right
Just like I bump you under covers
You finna be 2-Steppin' all night!

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around.

Hardcore 2-Step! (16x)

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around


9. WTFWJD

Have you ever heard a thunder bolt voice your name?
Lets all just reach our hands into the dark,
And feel what reaches back!
I stopped subscribing to you a long time ago,
But I still see you, every fucking month!

Don't get the octopus upset,
It may eat itself!
If only we could grow back our privileges.
Tunnel vision (If only i could touch your face again!)
I am not sleeping;
I'm only resting my eyes,
I'm only resting my eyes!

I didn't think that air could scream in resistance,
Until you, approached me protesting your advancement,
Don't walk any closer, don't you dare, walk any closer!
I forgot who you were...

"game over"

A dinner party, a last chance,
A love song, a bear dance.
Raising tension on your rhythmic pounding,
I knew you were scared!
Didn't think that i would play dead.
Next time come to class fully prepared.

Reply to my lines like we practiced earlier today.
Oh common don't be shy!
They'll applause to anything you have to say!

I spy you SPY! With my little eye.
That the desert you've deserted is a little dry.

[x3]
Dragging the moisture from the air,
I am so dry... Let me get a sip of what you
Want me to say! I am so thirsty!

Dragging the moisture from the air.
I am so dry...


10. CRANK THAT

Yooooooooo!

Hey it's your cavalry kids, and we got a new song that yall call the soulja boy.
And by the way, i got me some new bathing apes!!

[chorus]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[verse 1:]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thang
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo xxxxx xxx
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm cocking on your xxxxx
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

[chorus]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[verse 2:]
I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
You crank it up!
(for sure!)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, i'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, i see you tryna do it like me
Man that xxxx was ugly

[chorus]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Dooooooooo!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[hook:]
Im to freah off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that hoe
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!


11. BUT THE NUNS ARE WATCHING...

Look! He drank straight from the faucet!
Holy shit he's fuckin lost it!
We only enjoy fine sparkling water!
Fed something adhesive to your daughter!

Called me old-fashioned,but I think trains kick ass!
I don't need hot wheels to get to class!

What the hell is wrong with him!?
His his hairs so long it needs a trim!
I heard he packs a lot in those bloomers,
It's probably true like all the other rumors!

You think you're modern,
But that taste won't last (It just won't last)
And everything you own,
Will be (Will be)...
The fucking past. (the fucking past)

Cynicism save me.
Turn me around and march me back up the sidewalk to my
Door.
Take me back inside and throw my trench-coat on the
Floor.
Lead me back into my bedroom,
And make me put my cloths back on.

Grab the Mag-Lite, get the grappling hook,
Lets fine the bottom of this cave and close the book!

The salt on my lips is an enzyme,
That metabolizes reality,
To fuel these dirty delusions!
You're leading me to these conclusions!
The organs exploding, in my torso!
Like a series of city blocks,
Giving in to a nuclear blast.

And now my pressure relief valve is activated;
Maybe I should stop holding my breath.
I'll prove it, Come sit next to me.
Tell me what you do at work;
You half-hearted intimacy.
We'll be like gay actors,
Over and out,,,
Having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins,
Fantasize about.

But if I knew your name it would have to be for
Charity!
Just try me! Test me! Release me!

Cynicism reassure me that,
If we only had less clothing and better light.
It would all just be an embarrassing misunderstanding.
The sudden silences, aren't the crash,
Where lips should be.


12. REESE'S PIECES, I DON'T KNOW WHO JOHN CLEESE IS?

Oh it's a shame that I have to tape over,
Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever.
I remember it all like it was yesterday...
Forget all, Set it down, hit record.
And back away... My intestines are fastening laces,
Intolerable to fucking untangle.
These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers.
Second hand every angle.

What's keeping you waiting?
Usually out before I open my eyes.
Why did you pick today?
To epilate between your thighs...

Are you waiting for his tongue to come?
And brush against your cleaned trimmed hair?
I hope he knows, that curvilinear gyrating space,
Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there.
Stop to think about it.
If we've both flooded the same skin...
You've tasted me,
I've tasted you,
Who knows how many places,
My tongue has been?
My tongue has been...

I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed.
That these nauseating thoughts weren't true.
Before we met, I wouldn't bet,
I would give up nihilism for you!
Nothing ever made sense,
Was I even real?
Took everything wouldn't touch,
And made me feel (hell yeah!)
I had all my faith in you,
That you would never commit and act of deceit,
To wake up in the ante meridian
Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet.

If it is alright (if it is alright) to conceal the truth,
Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin?
Tell me when? Tell me when? This is a maudlin motion picture.
A theme song in search of a movie,
I've got the perfect script to match this tune.
Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon?
Lets not ruin the surprise.

I don't buy these incredulous denials,
Do you think you've found the exit,
To your escape? I really shouldn't be thinking this way,
It would put my mind at ease,
If I caught your ass on tape.
They'll be no excuses baby.
I'll forward this to your friends and family.

Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis,
Lets think things out before we conclude.
Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures,
But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed.

The postmeridian hours that we performed,
Seemed like such a perfunctory routine,
But I can obviously tell by the footage here,
That you're in love with his machine!
How could you do this to me?
Next time you won't get out so easily.
Now that I know what I'm up against;
I came prepared.
Bat in hand behind the closest door I painfully stared.
Say "hello" to this bark, in-between your teeth.
Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath.
It took balls to do what you've done.
Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun.
And as for you darling, you're going no where,
It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair.

See there's a twist to this lovely,
For you too see.
What's hiding in your wardrobe
Isn't a shopping spree.

*whistle, whistle*
Comes out to stilts supporting the wait of lust,
I always thought you were someone I could always trust.
Now watch this we smacking flesh,
I'm sure you don't even care.
But with your eyelids sown back to your brows.
This leaves you forced to stare.

With a wire wrapped around his neck,
Tightly tied to a tree,
There he stood on the top of the cliff,
With his inanimate life, above the sea.
He drinks his virulent drink.
And sets himself on fire.

Pulls the trigger though the midair;
Misses his head and snaps the wire.
Now choking and strangling in the water,
His body begins to sink.
Not only did that put out the flames.
But he regurgitated his drink.
This wasn't the worse thing that could happen...yes it is.
We're dying slowing again...we're dying
Slowly again?

Stop, rewind, watch them die.
(Oh don't you love to play it back, and watch it all over?)