1. PUKEBOX

"Coming to you live from the cesspool of the world! It's the kings of filthy parody! Pukebox!!"

I'm Bill Manspeaker of Green Jellö fame
Throwing my hat in the Pukebox ring
Puppet head partying every day
Punk's not dead, it just smells that way
X-Rated parodies from Houston, Texas
A band made up of super homo-erectus
The jokes are filthy, but the music's tight
They party all day and they party all night

Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
And if you got a brain you say fuck you too
Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
We're the kings of parody, you know it's true

If you'rе bored at home on a Saturday night
That means you'rе not doing it right
Get your duct tape, create something new
And party with the Green Jellö/Pukebox crew
Party with the Pussy Wolf and Pool Boy #2
Eddie Gangbang, Rauncho Villa too
Sergeant Peckers on guitar and Hot Doug on skins
Rocking those hairs of your chinny chin chins

Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
And if you got a brain you say fuck you too
Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
We're the kings of parody, you know it's true

"This is a public service announcement going out to you, "Weird Al" Yankovic! I challenge you to a parody smackdown! Wondering what song will slow it down, bitches, because I'm the king of filthy parody!!"

Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
And if you got a brain you say fuck you too
Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
We're the kings of parody, you know it's true
Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
And if you got a brain you say fuck you too
Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you
We're the kings of parody, you know it's true
We're the kings! The kings of filthy parody!
Fuck you too!

"Mr. Manspeaker? Hey it's Weird Al...I got your message. Aw man, I would love to be on your album...If only my standards were much much much lower... Which obviously they are noe... Soooooo hard pass, baby!" *Beep*


2. SILENCE OF THE SQUARE PANTS

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants
A sponge with a defect, a mental disease
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob Squarepants
Then flop on the deck with gefilte fish
Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
He'll eat your face
Spongebob Squarepants

He knows the Krabby Patty recipe
Spongebob Squarepants
The secret is just soylent green
Spongebob Squarepants
Sunbathing people dragged into abyss
Spongebob Squarepants
He'll chop up and fry them and feed them to fish
Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
He'll eat your face!
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants

We're not done yet!
No one alerted and nobody runs
Spongebob Squarepants
'Cuz no one would ever suspect the sponge
Spongebob Squarepants
Squidward and Patrick and Gary and Sandy
Spongebob Squarepants
Are not all hooked on fava beans and Chianti
Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants


3. PUNK ROCK POPE

Jesus is my pusher and God is my dope
I wear my shirt backwards, I'm the Punk Rock Pope
I'm rounding up the junkies just to give them hope
I'm blessing all you animals who don't get the rope

I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope

I'm the man, I'm the myth, I'm the legend himself
Dropped off on Earth just to share the wealth
Hear the words, see the wisdom of the punk rock puppet gospel
I'm the Khaos king of forgotten apostles

I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope

Heretics! Blasphemers!
The aliens have spoken to me
He and only He, the one who floats up to the mothership
Will be the one to decide your fate
For He and only He is the word of the punk rock gospel
And the receiver of the alien reverse technology

I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope


4. FUXK IT

Fuck that shit!
I can't think of a lie, Fuck it!
Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it!
All the beer's warm, Fuck it!
And I gotta pay the rent, come on!
Fuck that shit!
My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it!
You know it's trash night, Fuck it!
I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it!
'Cuz I'm drunk as shit
Fuck that shit!

Fuck the radio, this song's for you
It's Lazy D coming through with the Green Jellõ crew
Now your world's upside down and it's got you screwed
But life's a bitch, fuck it, I mean what can you do?
I crack a brew to let loose and drown the abuse
No excuse for this misuse, cuz I gotta produce
Gotta recoup, gotta have love for my group
Same shit, different day like I'm stuck in a loop

I can't think of a lie, Fuck it!
Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it!
All the beer's warm, Fuck it!
And I gotta pay the rent, come on!
Fuck that shit!
My credit card declinеd, dawg, Fuck it!
You know it's trash night, Fuck it!
I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it!
'Cuz I'm drunk as shit
Fuck that shit!

Fuck it! Let it go! Just thе way that it goes
'Cuz life's a puppet show and it kinda blows
What's the point? Smoke a joint, 'cuz god only knows
But I roll with the aliens and go with the flow
So play me a fiddle and raise up your middle
Finger, don't linger, 'cuz it's on with the show
Life is a riddle, little short on the dough
Tricking out my PayPal just to stay on the road

I can't think of a lie, Fuck it!
Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it!
All the beer's warm, Fuck it!
And I gotta pay the rent, come on!
Fuck that shit!
My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it!
You know it's trash night, Fuck it!
I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it!
'Cuz I'm drunk as shit
Fuck that shit!

Aw that's right, it's your boy Lazy D

And Billy Manspeaker, your punk rock puppet priest
And you can't do anything about it
You gotta raise that middle finger

High in the air and scream

Fuck that shit!!

It's crazy, you see, I'm down on my knees
Screaming "Fuck Lazy D and fuck this CD!"
Yo, fuck your satellite dish, fuck your TV
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck bologna
Fuck this fuckin' shit, can't deal with it
I wanna hear you scream "Fuck it!"
Fuck things I can't explain, things in my brain
Driving me insane, happens every day

I can't think of a lie, Fuck it!
Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it!
All the beer's warm, Fuck it!
And I gotta pay the rent, come on!
Fuck that shit!
My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it!
You know it's trash night, Fuck it!
I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it!
'Cuz I'm drunk as shit
Fuck that shit!
Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck that shit!
Fuck it! Fuck it! I'd just like to say fuck it!
Fuck that shit!
Yeah, boyyyyyy


5. BOY WHO CRIED WOLF

There once was a boy who worked on a farm
Guarding all the sheep from harm
One night he found himself bored and alone
Opened up Twitter on his iPhone
Fishing for followers, he trolled for concern
A big bad wolf is stalking my herd
No one knew the boy was pretendin'
#SaveTheSheep started trending

And the boy blew his whistle - Tweet, Tweet
And the people all took to the street, street
But when they arrived, they knew he had lied
Thе sheep had survived, he's a cheat, chеat!

Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)

The boy realized that they believed all his lies
So he covered it up with alibis
He went to the web where the fake news is fed
And he started to preach with worldwide reach
Now the boy's gone viral, yes indeed
Landing him a job at Buzzfeed
Editor and chief of livestock-relations
A voice for the sheep in urban locations
Well, the boy went live for maximal rage
He posted on his Facebook page
Now he's king of the fake news nation
Clickbait ads blog masturbation

And the boy blew his whistle - Tweet, Tweet
And the people all took to the street, street
But when they arrived, they knew he had lied
The sheep had survived, he's a cheat, cheat!

Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)

Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to
Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to
Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to
Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to
Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to
Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to
Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to
Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to

Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)
(Woof, woof, woof woof)


6. DRINKING SONG

We're playing in a band, we quest across the land
We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk
We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night
Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight
Go!

We're drinking in the bar, we're drinking in my car
We'll get drunk in your house, we'll get drunk with that mouse
We're drinking on the roof, I think it's 90 proof
We're drinking in the store and then wе'll buy some more
Who wants to get drunk with mе?

We're playing in a band, we quest across the land
We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk
We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night
Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight
Go!

We'll get drunk on a plane, we'll get drunk in a train
We'll get drunk on a bus, in alcohol we trust
We'll get drunk at the mall, we'll pass out in the stall
We'll wake up in the trash and then fins another flask

Who wants to get drunk with me?
Sing along!
We're playing in a band, we quest across the land
We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk
We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night
Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight
Go!

Who wants to get drunk with me?
You know it by now!
We're playing in a band, we quest across the land
We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk
We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night
Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight
We're playing in a band, we quest across the land
We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk
We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night
Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight
Go!


7. BACK ALLEY DENTIST

Pretty little thing, wanna go for a ride?
I'll tell you 'bout a time that I almost died
South of the border in an alleyway
I was hunting for relief from my tooth decay

Without insurance I was down on my luck
I risked my own life to save a hundred bucks
Oh yeah

Scream, scream
Scream for a back alley dentist

A janitor's jumpsuit with a nametag he wore
He put down the mop when I knocked on the door
Put his knee in my chest and went to town on my face
There was blood and snot all over the place

Where did this doctor go to school?
He was using dirty plumbers' tools
Oh yeah

Scream, scream
Scream for a back alley dentist


8. CHAMPION

I'm better than you
I'm stronger than you
I'm faster than you

Alright, let's do this thing
Knock you out when I hear the bell ring
No way, you haven't changed
You can't retreat you can't advance
I am drunk and I wanna fight
1, 2, 3, looking up at the lights
Before it starts, the battle's done
You're lookin' up at a champion

Look at me and you will see
A champion, a champion

Come say it to my face
Knock you down, put you in your place
No way you have a chance
Face to face it's time to dance
It doesn't matter who said it at all
In the end, I'll stand tall
Break my hand when the battle's done
You're lookin' up at a champion

Look at me and you will see
A champion, a champion

Look at mе and you will see


9. 333

333 - Get down on your knees
I'm a punk rock priest who will do as I please
Started huffin' and puffin' in 1981
Just cause I was bored 'cuz your mom was no fun
Standin' on a chair in my underwear
Singing silly songs with my horns in the air
To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me
Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T!

333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me

333 - Get down on your knees
We are Green Jellö, a musical disease
40 years and countin', think we're doin' alright
Come join us now or get on with your bring life
Take eighty steps forward I'll take you by the hand
333 in Green Jellö land
To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me
Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T!

333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me

"Alright, break it down, all of it
That's it..."
"Holy crap this is stupid, who wrote this garbage?"
"Garbage Band Kids! That's what you're listening to!
Created by over 90 Green Jello fans"
"Oh ok...anyone got any doobie?"
"Why do my underwear smell like salt and vinegar potato chips?"
"Oh, gross..."
"Aliens...."
"Aliens for sure!"

333, 333, 333
333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me
333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me


10. HEY HEY HEY

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!

Hey! You. Yeah, I'm talking to you
Hey! Yeah, you think you're so cool
Hey! You with the FR3TÖ F33T
Hey! You dance doing the beat

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!

Hey! You never walked in my shoes
Hey! You don't tell me what to do
Hey! You, living in the streets
Hey! You, sing along to the beat

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!

Hey! You, yeah, this song is too long
Hey! You, can't we all get along
Hey! You with the FR3TÖ F33T
Hey! You, rock and roll in the streets

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!

Hey! You, quiet, the baby's sleeping
Hey! You, outside my window creeping
Hey! You, watching Sesame Street
Hey! You, whispering to the beat

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!


11. MAEGNUS ÆRENA

Mother Mary may I win?
Notify your next of kin
I'm already inside your head
What's done is done and left for dead
The roaring crowd has got my back
Clamoring for our attack
Let's lay the hammer down with force
And crush the foe with no remorse

I'm the champ, you're the chump
I tell you how high to jump
Winners win, losers lose
I'm the Bill, now pay your dues
You're the villain, I'm the hero
I'm a 10 and you're a zero
Set 'em up, knock 'em down
In the end, I wear the crown

It's rumble time in thе sports Ærena
It's rumble time in thе sports Ærena
It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time

Gladiators of our time
If it weren't a game, it would be a crime
Wrap your fists and buckle down
I'm taking you to rumble town

I'm the champ, you're the chump
I tell you how high to jump
Winners win, losers lose
I'm the Bill, now pay your dues
You're the villain, I'm the hero
I'm a 10 and you're a zero
Set 'em up, knock 'em down
In the end, I wear the crown

It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time in the sports Ærena
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time - Raise a cup
It's rumble time


12. BEAT MY MEAT

Beat my meat!

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

I'm your butcher, I'm your meat pounding man
You like my sausage, but you love my ham
Jerkin' chicken is what you crave
Then you'll be my mеat pounding slave
When therе's fat we tenderize
Slam the hambone between the thighs

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

I'll beat your bacon, I'll beat your ham
You beat my sausage, I won't tell your man
Choke the chicken and play the skin flute
Spank the pig and make it hoot
I'm the beef, you're my chicken breast
I'll cock-a-doodle do the rest

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

This could be taco heaven or this could be taco hell.


13. THREE LITTLE PIGS

Why don't you, sit right back
And I, I may tell you a tale
A tale of three little pigs
And a Big Bad Wolfff

Well the first little piggy, he was kinda hick
He spent most of his days, just-a dreamin of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
Moved to Hollywood, to become a star
Living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house out of straw, what a pity
Then one day, he was jammin' on some chords
Along came the wolf, just a-knocking on his door

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
And I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your housе in!!!

So, the second little piggy, hе was kinda stokin'
Spent most of his days just-a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
He built his shelter from garbage he picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
And then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
And I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

Now, the third little piggy was a grade A student
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent
Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College
He built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion in the Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
And then one day came the old house smasher
The Big Bad Wolf, the little piggy slasher

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
And I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!
Well the big bad Wolf
Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete!" the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned as he pouted
So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would
The sent out Rambo as fast as they could

"Yo, wolf-face, I'm your worste nightmare, your ass is mine!!!"

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
That's to end the story for you and me
If you still give a listen you just may
Hear the Big Wolf and Little Piggy say

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
And I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in
Huffin and a-puffin and I'll blow your house in
"And the moral of the story is, 30 years later, I can still entertain idiots with a stupid punk rock puppet show. Fuck you!"

"Wink Martindale, thanks for the call...Um..I've had a loooong and lengthy career making the right moves... For this one...ehhh, not too sure.. Having to sign on to this...This proves that my career has hit a new low... But hey, good luck with the album."