1. THE CHUGG LIFE

Frets are for pussies!
Frets are for pussies!
Frets are for pussies!


2. IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE MICROWAVE!

Oh! I know, I've reached the end!

I am the deliverer
Of many different kinds of words
Sometimes profanity about humanity
This isn't fair I want this to end

Or sometimes I will talk about myself
Like I'm the god of music
You never put your faith on me
Look at me standing proud

Now get on your knees and suck my dick bitch!

And now I, scream a load of words too fast for you understand
What bullshit I have written on this page
And you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast
And slow down to have a break

Scream a load of words too fast for you understand
What bullshit I have written on this page
And you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast
And slow down to have a break

There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I dug a hole to deep
And sometimes I need to scream

And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why? I don't have a clue
It just makes sense If I do

I am so sad and depressed
And my parents never loved me
I'll carry on screaming about this topic
And you'll adore me

Write about cutting yourself because it's cool I think
You're just a bunch of fucking hypocrites, and I hate you
Breakdown
This is a breakdown

There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I dug a hole to deep
And sometimes I need to scream

And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why? I don't have a clue
It just makes sense If I do

I am going fucking crazy
And I'm gonna eat a badger snake
Yes I said a fucking badger snake
What you gonna do? I said I'm gonna eat a fucking badger snake!

This is the last breakdown
Euurggghh Reeeeeee
This is the last breakdown

The slower the heavier
The slower the heavier


3. KOWABUNGA, DUDE!

So tasty, I made some popcorn from scratch
And now it's time to sit down and watch some T.V.!
Flip through the channels, find nothing
Resort to find a new show on, Netflix!

The source of my life's inspiration
Doctor Who and Sherlock and American Horror Story, Even The Walking Dead
I see those zombies when will they ever end?
You'd think they'd have run out food by now

Oh, No! the series has ended
What the fuck do I do with my life now
The series was cancelled I just want 1 more episode
I finally found my life's purpose

So I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!
Let's fix this shit for real
I won't take no for an answer
Let's get our show back now!

Chorus about how life isn't fair
Why can't the world revolve around me?
I can't take anymore
Fulfil my selfish fantasies
(Or I'll shoot you in the face)

This is a crime of passion
My passion for what was taken
Just like firefly didn't have to die
Even the movie left room for another series

So I'm so angry!
This was such a good series!
One of the best shows on TV!
How dare they take it away from me

And so I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!
Let's fix this shit for real
I won't take no for an answer
Let's get our show back now!

Chorus about how life isn't fair
Why can't the world revolve around me?
I can't take anymore
Fulfil my selfish fantasies
(Or I'll shoot you in the face)

Why, Firefly, why?
Create a show this good just to kill it?
It never has it's chance to shine
And now hundereds will die

Many shots to the face
Obliterate, annihilate!
Bring it back you motherfuckers
Bring it back please and thank you

Many shots to the face
Obliterate, annihilate!
Bring it back you motherfuckers
Bring it back please and thank you

Hello Mr. Police man
No this is not a shotgun in my hand
What you mean, arrested for murder?
Arrested for murder...

Hello Mr. Police man
No this is not a shotgun in my hand
What you mean, arrested for murder?
Arrested for murder...


4. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?

Get Up! I said get up!

I could be saying anything
And you'd be swearing on your mother's life, we're the best that's ever been
You'll but my t-shirts, we'll charge you for a meet up
This is easy as pie because the art has died

But I don't give a shit because who's in it for the pride?
It's easier to break into the industry
By resurrecting what's been and gone, give me the money
You bunch of motherfucking sluts

Let's head onto warped tour and hookup with my best friend, Dahvie
(Best friend Dahvie)
I nearly walked in on him licking 13 year old tits
Brush the weird aside, though he's crossing the line

I slap on some over-the-top makeup
The result is that i'm infinitely sexier
I chugg for days and I take money from you mugs for days
Living the good life while we suck your wallet dry

Screaming more 4-to-the-floor for this section of the verse
Zero inspiration so jump to a default topic from the emocore manual
Today's topic is feeling down or maybe alcohol issues
Speaking of issues, I have issues with issues

Too technical for me, they just need to chugg more
That's the key to heavy

This is the end of everything
'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing
This is the end of you and me
'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

I'm in with the big boys, woah step back I don't need a picture
Ronnie Radke ain't got nothing on me
But don't tell him I said that 'cause he'd probably kill me
Well my rap game is far superior alone? Pah!

I'm just busy getting stone
So hand me a throne so
'Cause I need you all to know
I'm at the top of the food chain

Unless my label drops me, bleh!
Record label drops me!

I spend my days replying to tweets that are hating on me
So I send a picture of my middle finger
And that shit went more viral than the herpes
That Dahvie got shagging his teenage sister

This is the end of everything
'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing
This is the end of you and me
'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of posies, bitch!


5. JEALOUSY IS A DISH BEST SERVED ON YOUR KNEES

Yeah! Come on, oh!

So here we go again, another verse about how we are back
(About how we are back)
The last song of the record sound very similar to the first
This is how we do it in genericore, yeah!

So drop the anchor
Because all metalcore vocalists are sailors, or so it seems
Let's get swept aside by the tide
Drowning in a sea of sorrow or something along those lines

So jump, jump, jump
That's how you fucking do it
So jump, jump, jump
You're on the right track aha!

So jump, jump, jump
You guys are fucking awesome
So duck my trucking sock
So duck my trucking sock

Trance line over breakdown make us more accessible to the EDM kids
(Trance line over breakdown make us more accessible to the EDM kids)

So my name is Kellin Quinn or Etienne Sin
And I sing really high because it makes the girlies want to cry, yeah!

Detune this motherfucker

Chugg, Chuggy breakdown
Chugg, Chuggy breakdown
Chugg, Chuggy breakdown
Chugg, Chuggy breakdown

Another gang shout

So my name is Kellin Quinn or Etienne Sin
And I sing really high because it makes the girlies want to cry, yeah!

Slide down some notes to sound more technical
This is the end of the EP, now