1. TRANSMANIACON MC

With Satan's hog no pig at all
And the weather's getting dry
We'll head south from Altamont
In a cold-blood traveled trance
So clear the road, my bully boys
And let some thunder pass
We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives
We're Transmaniacon MC

Behind the pantry, behind the tree
The ghouls adopt that child
Whose name resound forever
Whose name resounds in terror
And I'm no fool to call that hog
'Cause man, I remember
Those who did resign their souls
To Transmaniacon MC

And surely we did offer up
Behind that stage at dawn
Beers and barracuda, reds and monocaine, yeah
Pure nectar of antipathy
Behind that stage at dawn
To those who would resign their souls
To Transmaniacon MC

Cry the cable, cry the word
Unknown terror's here
And won't you try this tasty snack
Behind the scene or but the back
Which was the stage at Altamont
My humble boys of listless power
We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives
We're Transmaniacon...

Look, all right! You can feel it


2. I'M ON THE LAMB BUT I AIN'T NO SHEEP

Canadian Mounted, baby
Police force that works
Red and Black
It's their color scheme
Get their man
In the end
It's all right
Yeah, it's all right

Frontenac Chateau, baby
I cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand, baby
And a girl or a husky
At leather's end
It's all right
Yeah, it's all right baby
It's all right
Yeah, my lovely bel punice
You know you, you kill and you maim
The husky know

Mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies
Ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies
Ride mush you huskies-ride mush you huskies

Hornswoop me bungo pony on dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom, baby
Don't skate on polar ice
It's too thick to be sliced
By the light
Of long and white polar nights
It's all right
It's all right
Yeah, my lovely bel punice
You know you, you kill and you maim

Ah, here they come now, yeah
C'mon ride!


3. THEN CAME THE LAST DAYS OF MAY

Parched land no desert sand, sun was just a dot
And a little bit of water goes a long way, 'cause it's hot
Three good buddies were laughing and smoking in the back
Of a rented ford
They couldn't know they weren't going far

Each one with the money in his pocket
Could go out and buy himself a brand new car
But they all had the money they had
Money they hoped would take them very far

The sky was bright, a traffic light,
Now and then a truck
And they hadn't seen a cop around all day
They brought everything they needed
Bags and scales to weigh the stuff
The driver said the border's just over the bluff

It wasn't until the car suddenly stopped
In the middle of a cold and barren place
And the other guy turned and spilled
Three boys blood, did they know a trap had been lain?

They're ok the last days of may,
I'll be breathing dry air
I'm leaving soon,
The others are already there
You wouldn't be interested in coming along,
Instead of staying here
They say the west is nice this time of year


4. STAIRWAY TO THE STARS

You can have my autograph
I think I'll sign it "love to you"
Should I sign it just for you?

Stairway to the stars
Think I'll write "good health to you"
Stairway to the stars
We got better things to do

You can drive my motorcar
It's insured to thirty thou
Kill them all if you wish

Stairway to the stars
Think I'll write "good health to you"
Stairway to the stars
We got better things to do

Mow 'em down now!

You can have my autograph
I think I'll sign it "good health to you"
Upon the cast, your broken arm

Stairway to the stars
Think I'll write "good health to you"
Stairway to the stars
I hope you heal up real quick

Stairway to the stars
Stairway to the stars
Stairway to the stars
Stairway to the stars

C'mon, let's get on outa here


5. BEFORE THE KISS, A REDCAP

So grab your rose and ring side seat,
We're back home at Conry's bar
The blond girl with her tattoo,
Reds and wine, cokes of course

Oh my suzy, my suzy,
Why did we ever start
It's morning now, you'd never know
The gin, the gin, glows in the dark, glows in the dark

And underneath, the black light,
Underneath it all
Four and forty redheads meet,
Come to doom 'til the dawn

With threats of gas and rose motif
Their lips apart like a swollen rose
Their tongues extend, and then retract
A redcap, a redcap, before the kiss, before the kiss.

Doors like flint and window panes
An endless shadow bar
The owner's boys have gone to work
To stop big deals behind the bar

While outside on the turnpike
They got this new hit tune
Where thrills become as cheap as gas
And gas as cheap as thrills

One thrill and mundane here at last
Expect the cross one more
Lecherous invisible
Beware the limping cat

Whose black teeth grip between loose jaws
Still ripe and fully bloomed
A rose that's not from anywhere
That you would know or I would care

And the owners boys act most cheerfully
Back home at Conry's bar
When their patrons' thoughts at last
Grow too big for their skulls

And awful things are happening
We've let this drama fold
And now the time has come at last
To crush the motif of the rose.

So grab your rose and ring side seat
We're back home at Conry's bar
The blond girl with her tattoo
Reds and wine, cokes of course

Oh my suzy, my suzy
Why did we ever start
It's morning now, you'd never know
The gin, the gin, glows in the dark, glows in the dark


6. SCREAMS

Screams in the night, sirens delight
Heat, broken glass, satan's bred trash

Big city madness, comfort my soul
Give me a home where I can grow
String of bright lights running up to the sky
Throughout the hot night, the cars racing by
You know they all see, but most of them pass
She drives by my wares, don't hide in your glass wheel

Screams in the night, sirens delight

Heat, broken glass, satan's bred trash

Big city madness, comfort my soul
Give me a home where I can grow
Sounds of guitars fill up the night
Can't make me feel, I said it's alright
In one hotel bed, you think you can grow
If you find a home, please let me know


7. SHE'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS A FOOT

She's as beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say
The other day

Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
It tasted just like
A fallen arch

She's as beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say
The other day

Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Her face changing now
A Guernsey cow

She's as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

She's as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

She's as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

She's as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

She heard someone say She heard someone say
The other day


8. CITIES AFLAME WITH ROCK AND ROLL

My heart is black, and my lips are cold
Cities on flame with rock and roll
Three thousand guitars they seem to cry
My ears will melt, and then my eyes

Oh, let the girl, let that girl, rock and roll
Cities on flame now, with rock and roll

Gardens of nocturne, forbidden delights
Reins of steel, and it's alright
Cities on flame, with rock and roll
Marshal will buoy, but Fender control

Let the girl, let that girl rock and roll
Cities on flame now, with rock and roll

My heart is black, and my lips are cold
Cities on flame with rock and roll
Three thousand guitars they seem to cry
My ears will melt, and then my eyes

Let the girl, let that girl rock and roll
Cities on flame now, with rock and roll


9. WORKSHOP OF THE TELESCOPES

By silverfish imperetrix, whose incorrupted eye
Sees through the charms of doctors and their wives
By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine
Rise to claim Saturn, ring and sky
By those who see with their eyes close
They know me by my black telescope

Your green tree mantle from which these things derive
A lens of quartz and refract spoke that crystal lens
Whose crystal rope once bound me to those
Doctors and wives

When my vision was oh, so cloudy
And I saw things through two eyes
I am a sailor on the raging depths
And I know a thing or two
Back to the corner mates and over the side
Yes I know a thing or two

By silverfish imperetrix, whose incorrupted eye
Sees through the charms of doctors and their wives
By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine
Rise to claim Saturn, ring and sky
By those who see with their eyes closed
you'll know me by my black telescope

Before my great conversion when the ridge was closed
Before my visit to the workshop of telescopes

By silverfish imperetrix, whose incorrupted eye
Sees through the charms of doctors and their wives
By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine
Rise to claim Saturn, ring and sky
By those who see with their eyes closed
you'll know me by my black telescope


10. REDEEMED

Don't you give up my young, young friends
Here's a story I think will please
How Sir Rastus Bear was in fact redeemed

Redeemed from the cell to which he'd been thrown
By men whose love was more
For the ice and cold

Goblins of surcease, villians of wise
They pranced his brain on through the long, long night
Sir Rastus Bear who'd ever believe
You'd be by a song
Redeemed

Up on the north forty
I'm sure it was Christmas day
When Sir Rastus Bear taught children how to play

Games of life and love
And songs, oh those songs
Oh those deep but true
Hill country songs

Goblins of surcease, villians of wise
They pranced his brain on through the long, long night
Sir Rastus Bear who'd ever believe
You'd be by a song
Redeemed

Redeemed good lord, from the ice and cold
Redeemed from the cell to which I've been thrown
Redeemed by virtue of a country song
And I believe good Lord, it won't be long
Won't be long
It won't be
Won't be long-long-long-long-long-long-long-long-
Long-long-long-long-long-long-long-long-long-long


11. DONOVAN'S MONKEY

Donovan's monkey
Donovan's monkey
Here he rides on his back
But he isn't a lack

No trouble to conceptualize
The monkey's been trying all for size

Now he does a flip
But he makes a hit
There he played quite a gig
Yeah, he's Donovan's monkey

Girl I never learned
Girl I never learned
I was never aware
I used to use up his hair

He wishes you'd love him
For just a day
But the primate does it
Anyway

Scrubbing the floor
Like he did before


12. WHAT IS QUICKSAND

Well, right now in Tokyo
Only place I am
When my blisters are immersed
In fresh as fresh tin can

I've always talked about
How the cretins span the world
In the time that I've known you
I've yet to have shown you
A moron with his snarl unfurled

But right back in Tokyo
With a tough encircled hand
Thousand vultures smokyo
Cigareet with a seegear band

I've never talked about
How to carve up daddy's boat
In the space of a half year
We've yet to embark, my dear
To another shallow side of the moat


13. A FACT ABOUT SNEAKERS

(Instrumental)


14. BETTY LOU'S GOT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes.

Well, she walked in the shoe-store, picked out a shoe
Tried a number twelve but that wouldn't do.

Betty Lou, Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes.

Well, she cracked up over the solid fit
Walkin' down the street with her brand new kit.

Betty Lou, Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes.

Well, she's walkin' down the street, met an undertaker
He tried to burry Betty and her new shudebakers

Betty Lou, Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of .. yeah!

Well, she went to a party the other night
Someone stepped on her shudebakers and she started a fight.

Betty Lou, Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes.

Well, she walked in the shoe-store, gave the man a tip
Said him to go buy himself a rocketship.

Betty Lou, Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes
Betty Lou ah-whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo
Betty Lou got a new pair of shoes, yeah.